today’s orc of the day is: You
noise dept.
wallacepolsom

#extradirty
RMH
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roma★
Mike Driver
i don't do bad sauce passes
"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"
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I'd rather be in outer space 🛸
Jules of Nature

❣ Chile in a Photography ❣
Cosimo Galluzzi
Sweet Seals For You, Always

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祝日 / Permanent Vacation
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@mythologicals
today’s orc of the day is: You
*someone posts selfie* wow they’re kinda attracti—
*remembers teenagers are on this site*
*checks op’s bio, they’re a minor*
what a sweet kid…a cute bean… you deserve only good things…be happy and safe little muffin… I wonder if I could pull off that eyeliner…
hey gaudy? you’re a cool adult.
#and this is why the ‘but they looked 18/21’ excuse is such utter bullcrap#you check#you ALWAYS check#and you NEVER get to use a young person’s appearance to justify your own inappropriate behavior
reblogging again for the tags because this holds so much value to me as a minor and i think it’s really important that y’all understand this.
#adults have a responsiblity to keep kids safe #no matter how old they are
When I was sixteen, my family visited Hawaii, and I had a cute new swimsuit. I was a pretty busty teen, with the vocabulary of an AP English student, and while I was out swimming, a couple of college guys started flirting with me. Nothing gross, just pleasantly casual hey-you-look-great-how-are-you-enjoying-the-beach stuff.
After a minute or two of this, one of them asked if I was there with friends, and I said no, I was with my family. “Wow, you still travel with your family?” one exclaimed. “That’s cool…”
“Well, I am sixteen,” sez me.
Reader, they blanched. They flustered, they apologized, they assured me that they’d thought I was also in college, they wished me a good vacation and they bounced. All within about a minute of realizing they’d been chatting up a minor.
I was mildly mortified at the time, but now? I look back and think, Ah, what good men. What good young men.
See, finding out someone is a minor should be the biggest fucking boner-killer in the entire world. And if it isn’t, then you should STILL not act on it and should get the fuck out even faster. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
vines y’all have been sleeping on aka vines i haven’t seen in comps but still make me happy
I’VE NEVER SEEN THAT ASL ONE BEFORE DOES ANYONE HAVE A LINK TO THAT BY ITSELF?
when it’s november 1st
Songs with the same bpm but played over different than original video tracks give me life
Old dentists' office walls are full of thousands of "buried teeth"
For at least the third time, construction workers in Georgia have opened up the walls of a former dentist’s office only to discover thousands of teeth in the wall cavity.
The latest discovery was made at Valdosta, Georgia’s TB Converse Building, built in 1900, in a dental office occupied by Dr Clarence Whittington and then Dr Lester G Youmans, from 1900 until the 1930s.
Previous troves of entombed teeth have been discovered in old dentists’ offices n Greensboro and Carrolton.
https://boingboing.net/2018/10/27/poor-r-value.html
>for at least the t h i r d t i m e
apparently the cool thing to do post-war was utilize the empty space between studs as a fucking sharps container because that could never cause a problem in the future
thanks boomers
Jeff Sessions was interrupted by a priest who just directly quoted Jesus at him. Jeff Sessions was speaking about not allowing refugees and immigrants into this country.
The priest was removed. Another religious leader stood up and defended the priest, and they were also removed.
Powerful video. Jesus loves that priest, and that priest knows Jesus.
The other minister is a Baptist pastor, Rev. Darrell Hamilton, who I went to school with at Wake Forest Divinity.
(RNS) — 'I interrupted Attorney General Sessions today because his entire political agenda is antithetical to the gospel of Jesus Christ,'
Read more here
These two? This is true Christianity. This is how you practice your faith.
Poor Jeff Sessions. It really sucks to have people express their religious freedom by using religion to tell you what a horrible hypocrite you are, doesn’t it?
it be like that sometimes
college professor just said “you’re probably too young to even remember this” and brought up something that happened in 2011
Better than my professer that said we’d “probably recognize this from Saturday morning cartoons” then showed us a cartoon from 1935…
New immortal vs. old immortal
Male positivity? In my branding? It’s more likely than you think
I love this
Y E S. FINALLY
AXE realized their target demographic are the preteen and teen boys who over-apply their product and decided to do something good for these impressionable youths
today we will eat at deodorant
i cant believe that bacteria would just intrude into my body without my permission. that makes me sick..
It does make you sick. Literally.
wow ha ha ur right i shouldve made this into a joke!!
Smash that mf reblog button if you stoically ignore all labelled washing instructions and everything your mama ever told you about laundry and just send those bastards hurgling around in an overfilled tub to meet either death or glory
(Chanting) ancient cheese with a deadly disease ancient cheese with a deadly disease ancient c
CAN WE STILL EAT THE FUCKING BOG BUTTER?
Fellas we’ve got ourselves 2 outta 3 ingredience for a legendary Grilled Cheese
Grilled cheese!!!!
Item: grilled cheese sandwich assembled from ancient ingredients. Eat it, then roll d20:
1-10: Poison and Nauseating
11-16: gross; deals 2 Constitution damage
17-19: delicious; nourishes as a large meal
20: summons a forgotten god of the table, who blesses all provisions currently in the party’s inventory as the spell Goodberry, with the food taking on a radiant glow as each morsel provides nourishment as a large meal and cures 1 point of damage when eaten, subject to a maximum of 8 points of such curing in any 24-hour period.
“What does it feel like to be high?”
@captainrukia
I’m like 90% convinced this guy is some sort of ancient eldritch being
Something about how quickly he was doing that dance chills me to the bone
LEAKED NEW EEVEELUTION
now theres
Eevee
Flareon
Vaporeon
Jolteon
Espeon
Umbreon
Leafeon
Glaceon
Sylveon, and finally
Celinedion
I don’t know what I expected.
as expected from this site