Passive Aggressive Wine Mum

Sydney boy. 29

[memecatwings]

soju meme collection

[theweirdwideweb]

[scope-dogg]

Jurassic park

[ph-cutie]

[bite-my-grimy-fleshy-ass]

If You Like a Long Island, Wait Until You Try the Adios, Motherfucker

If you like a Long Island Iced Tea, wait until you try the provocatively named Adios, Motherfucker. It’s fun, boozy and blue.

Found a recipe for it that's worded like electrochemistry wrote it

[bite-my-grimy-fleshy-ass]

Update: this tastes like if a baha blast could kill you and annihilates any ongoing anxiety attacks

[bite-my-grimy-fleshy-ass]

Update update: comparing this to a long island is like comparing a pickup truck to a tank

[skipppppy]

I have approximately 500 something hours in BG3 now and am certifiably autistic about it what do you MEAN there’s a dwarf chef npc in the brothel named Sauceman Chorizo. Sauceman Chorizo. And he turns you down because he’s gay. How have I never seen anybody bring him up. This man should be more revered than Withers. There should be a fully modded companion storyline for him. His existence embodies the true spirit of DnD. I love you Sauceman Chorizo. The world will know your name

[messsssmer]

"Whimsy" is truly a wretched term. What maketh thee so carefree?

[fireknightqueelign]

thy mother

[messsssmer]

Art thou for fucking real

[skittybotbutt]

fucking finally

[peniscruncher]

🚨🚨ATTENTION ALL 🚨🚨 GAY 👬 SENATORS 🏛️ AND GRINDR 📱 USERS ⚔️💦!! It is a SAD 😭 day in Washington 🇺🇸 DC 🏛️ because our favorite 💅 closeted 🚪 Southern Belle 💃, LINDSEY 🏳️‍🌈 GRAHAM 🏳️‍🌈, has officially logged 🪵 off ❌ the great Grindr 📱 app 📲 in the sky 🌌👼!!!

That’s right, the senator 🏛️ from South Carolina 🌴, who loved 💖 filibustering 🗣️ in the sheets 🛏️ more than on the Senate 🏛️ floor 🪵, has taken his final bussy 🍑 bump 💨!!

He was always searching 🔍 for that "discreet 🤫 bi 🧑‍🤝‍🧑 top 🔝" within 1️⃣0️⃣0️⃣ feet 🦶 of the Capitol 🏛️ building, but now his location 📍 is permanently UNAVAILABLE 🚫❌!! Who 🤷‍♂️ is going to host 🏠 the post-vote 🗳️ gangbangs 🍆💦 now?! Who is going to leave 5-star 🌟 reviews 📝 on the local 📍 twinks 👦?!

Send ➡️ this to 🔟 of your favorite 😻 Grindr 📱 hookups 🍆 or you’ll be stuck 🙅‍♂️ doing text 📲 banking 🏦 for the GOP 🐘!! Get 5 🖐️ back and you're a certified 📝 bussy 🍑 boss 👑! Get none ❌ back and your profile 👤 gets reported 🚩 for being fake 🎭 just like Lindsey’s 🤐 heterosexuality 🏳️‍🌈✨!!!

[universeleads]

I explained the concept of "blorbo from my shows" to my 71 year old immigrant grandfather because I referenced it in passing and I thought nothing of it, until today when he said "I think I'll watch peaky blinders tonight and see my blorbo from my shows" referring, of course, to Cillian Murphy playing Tommy Shelby

[universeleads]

English isn't his first language so he's not super in touch with modern slang, so I've been accidentally teaching him to talk like a tumblr user. His favorite thing to say lately is "me when I'm a little hater" when he's like talking shit about the neighbor's son

[overwhelmedfernfrond]

I explained the “x before gta6” meme to my immigrant father and he, in turn, explained to me how back in his day in Romania, they had the same type of joke, except instead of it being gta6, it was about the imminent death of a singer named Gică Petrescu, who everyone was continuously shocked by because he refused to die. Every time a momentous event happened people would say, in essence: “This happened and Gică Petrescu hasn’t even died yet?!?”

So. He understood the gta6 meme immediately because they apparently had the same thing in Romania when he was young, except way, way more morbid

[venort]

OP are you telling me we got the death of Gică Petrescu before we got gta6

[heptacon-deactivated20260507]

waittt im literally just some gay guy

[kosmogrl]

[men-of-actual-play]

Yes, often.

[pangur-and-grim]

my house is scary at night

[storyweavingspider]

Interpreted this initially not as shelves, but as your cat having erected defensive fortifications

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

so strange when people assume 'waking up early' means increased productivity bc no??? im awake so i can read fanfic in bed before breakdown

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

BREAKFAST

[making-friendos]

Local goat discovers joy of painting

[titkoks]

[toomuchtaylor]

This man nearly died to create this for us. The least we can do is watch it from start to finish and then share it immediately.

[bruzum]

[perhats]

I say shit like "If my memory serves me" knowing damn well it serves the dark lord