jamais me encontrarao

25 anos, brasileira. fugindo da meta, voltando ao lugar de onde eu saí

[theconcealedweapon]

[kactusnz]

this is the funniest fucking graffiti I’ve ever seen

[evengirlierballs]

welcome to 2023 :) happy out of touch thursday

[transgendercyborg-deactivated20]

[mid-maryland]

[give-grian-rights]

happy holiday to those who celebrate

[fizziigoth]

First day of 2026 is out of touch Thursday - this better be a good fckn year

[dogpuppy]

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

thanks to tumblr the phrase "loyal eunuch" has entered my vocabulary and is being applied egregiously. phone got lost in the bedsheets and I murmured, instinctively, beloved eunuch where arst thou?

out loud. to my fucking phone. you people did this to me

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

[depsidase]

[arienai]

One of my favorite yuri related things is actually this Japanese article I found once that was like. Directed at younger himejoshi. So I put it through google translate because I was curious and it had a bunch of tips like "if you have a friend who is also a yuri fan... maybe you can go see a movie about girls together! But REMEMBER. Be sure to let her know in advance if you want to be 😳 more than friends 😳" and I genuinely thought it was so funny and cute that it was like "WARNING: we know manga likes to string things along but you cannot do that in real life you need to make your intentions known" LMAO

[arienai]

[dogpuppy]

[jokeboy-deactivated20260221]

I miss working at the sex store people would really walk up to me and say shit like "I need help making my wife cum" and I'd be like yeah. I know just the thing brother

[tetohina-deactivated20240718]

[inthefallofasparrow]

[eilooxara]

Hamsterdam

[hearteyedraccoon]

[habkeinb0ck-deactivated20250609]

Kontent

[magikus-miccentyu]

Theres no fukin betterer way zum flyen.

[transmortifried]

idk why people are still trying to do "hear me out"s on tumblr

you could talk about wanting to fuck the space needle on here and people would still call you a poser for insisting on fucking "conventionally attractive architecture" as if that's a coherent, easily-recognizable category

[charlesoberonn]

I want to fuck Antoni Gaudi's unbuilt Hotel Attraction skyscraper design

[anatomizer]

"hear me out" and it's a picture of the most fuckable building you've ever seen. c'mon now.

[uss-edsall]

yes we are all very impressed with the depth of your research. Your 27 citations in two sentences, however, goes past ‘impressive’ and becomes ‘your historical article looks like the goddamn warrior cats wiki page for firestar’

[uss-edsall]

Genuinely what this article looks like

[hidden-but]

Than there is the other option:

which makes one grateful for citation styles that contracts the 90 references into one, instead of doing stuff like

this.

because yes, we are really very impressed with the depth of your research, but come on

[marlinspirkhall]

#1 reads like you're stopping to take a breath in between every second of your presentation.

#2 reads like a pause to slap a 5-meter-thick pile of files onto the table.

[cedar-scars]

[valtsv]

"why do you keep calling things you find beautiful, inexplicable, and unsettling angels" i'm just doing what british wartime radar technicians did first

[valtsv]

it was birds btw

[valtsv]

↑ angel

[indeedgoodman]

[mjrydsfast231]

Outstanding

[rabbitindisguise]

this is like one of those scenes in anime where they put a drop of magic in the water and it gets purified, except the magic is people being people

[nachtgall]

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

normal nightmares, can i have ONE normal nightmare ffs

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

yanked from slumber by a dream wherein the corporate solution to "the people churn yearn for fresh butter" was "let's bioengineer a miniature cow that people can keep in their refrigerator's butter cubicle where it will regularly poop out fresh butter" (???)

of course that's not how cows work at all, so instead they mutated a sea slug until it was black and white and vaguely cow shaped, self-regenerating, and creamy & delicious. then they pre-sliced that fucker (still alive) and sold it as this season's Can't Fucking Believe It's Not Butter!

all of which i found out (in the dream) when i walked into a grocery store dairy aisle and was faced with row upon row of squirming, writhing, silently-screaming supine slug-cows mooing in slug-agony

so yeah, i miss normal nightmares 👎

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

gotta look something up

[onbearfeet]

I'm sorry WHAT

He WHAT

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

"you learn something new every day" is a threat actually

[metamorphesque]

why do all the words sound heavier in my native language?

—  @metamorphesque, Yoojin Grace Wuertz (Mother Tongue), Still Dancing: An Interview With Ilya Kaminsky (by Garth Greenwell), Jhumpa Lahiri (Translating Myself and Others), @lifeinpoetry

[dogpuppy]