Andraste's dimpled buttcheeks!

He/Him, 28, AO3 @ naiesu

[brellstudiosart]

grace after finding ilyukhina's hidden bag of vodka and lipstick

[peachiexparfait]

Simon surviving with the Black Box on his person is a whole can of worms if Grace manages to see what it contains while Simon is out of commission. Because he's seeing the pictures of these absolutely horrifying things in the dark plus the audio recordings of what happened to the crew on SM-8 and here is some random man in space missing an arm, full of radiation and he's just like

[feralratbitesu]

harnessed this things essence lol and all that he once was is now redused to this. kept his husk alive just bc i was bored lol

[charmwasjess]

Having someone ask ChatGPT in a meeting is like being a grown-ass professional adult in a room full of other grown-ass professional adults trying to solve a problem, while a colleague with one of those baby toys that makes animal sounds repeatedly presses the cow button. And we all have to stop what we're doing and listen to cow go moo and say "wow hm yeah that's not really what we're asking but the cow does definitely go moo, good thoughts"

[baddywronglegs]

Except increasingly the cow is being treated as a respected contributor to meetings as we pivot to a moo-centric business model that principally produces bullshit

[impormable]

Old dude came in the shop and when I said "lemme know if you have any questions" he goes "what was the name of Alexander the Great's horse," thinking he was so funny. I told him Bucephalus, and he was so disappointed. Like his whole day was hanging on beating me at trivia. He says "you're only the second person who knew that" and I said "well, probably the third if you count Alexander the Great." He left without buying anything, and did not say goodbye. I think I honestly hurt his weird little feelings! Sorry I'm a bitch, old man!

[sonnetscrewdriver]

I had one of these once, bookshop customer randomly challenged me to name, quote, ‘the only word in English where two u’s are next to each other’, and when I immediately said ‘vacuum’ he looked disappointed and when I pointed out it isn’t even the only word with two u’s next to each other in English and offered ‘continuum’ as an example he looked like I’d just punched his ribcage out his back like a Mortal Kombat character

[captainclickycat]

People claiming this didn’t happen have never worked a day in retail

[waywardjaybird]

THE EXTREME ANTI-VOTER SAVE ACT HAS PASSED CONGRESS

Contact your Senators and tell them to OPPOSE the SAVE Act!

The SAVE Act (H.R. 22 / S.128) would require citizens to present documentary proof of citizenship like a birth certificate or passport in person just to register to vote.

69 million women who have taken their spouse’s last name do not have a birth certificate that matches their legal name.

Trans people who change their name to reflect their gender identity may be denied updated passports or birth certificates.

For many disabled people, traveling to an office to register in person is difficult or impossible.

Use the 5 Calls script to tell your members of Congress to oppose the SAVE Act:

https://5calls.org/issue/save-act-voter-suppression/

Don't like calling? Prefer to send a message? Use this link to fill out a prewritten letter to send to your representative!

Oppose The Safeguard American Voter Eligibility (SAVE) Act (H.R. 22) - Rock the Vote

[zillychu]

THIS IS DIRE. WE NEED TO ACT NOW.

We can only stop this in the House. If this passes, democracy itself could be over.

[wordfather]

something about me is that i can never enjoy a car scene where the driver takes their eyes off the road for more than 2 seconds. due to the disturbing lack of road safety ofc and not because im so very scared because what if somerhing bad happen ogh god please look at the road

[corantus]

locked the fuck in get my money up

[skoomabong]

[multifandomhoodies]

Mutuals can have my home address before discord can have my ID

[typhlonectes]

[albertnatural]

i got bit by a snake! quick!! you have to jerk me off to get the poison out! and pinch my nipples a little, too. and call me good boy! yeah that’s the only antidote I looked it up on Internet Explorerrrrrrr

[albertnatural]

i didn’t post this. i was hacked and this is all they posted #promise

[chilewithcarnage]

can you tell the hacker to come back

[phantomrose96]

“Tumblr age verification will not be needed,” tumblr staff states upon confirming every single blog on the site is more than 10 years old.

“If you were literate enough to be posting about Johnlock in 2015 we can kind of just assume you’re good,” staff elaborated even though we did not ask them to.

[petrovalineconstellations]

So if for some goddamn reason you still have tiktok? Maybe delete it

This shit is dystopian as fuck

Delete it as soon as you can do not fucking use the app at all

[crow-caller]

Yeah, so, "TikTok is officially under the control of a cadre of pro-Trump billionaires including Larry Ellison."

[goth-queen]

[annabelle--cane]

gothic horror is when there's a location. cosmic horror is when there's an unauthorized fucking Thing. folk horror is when you're outside.

[probuccalfat]

people say shit to me and i wish i could hold up a flashcard or something that’s just this

[probuccalfat]

my favourite thing is that everyone unanimously said “this post is about people in my life who use chatgpt”

[sodiumfreak]

FIRST step to enjoying any media is getting attached to the character whose suicidal tendencies are the most obvious

[autismfox]

Second step is shipping them with whoever they are most likely to become codependent with.