[chillyfeetsteak]

don't like auto-flush toilets. like excuse me I'll tell you when to swallow

[technofeudalism]

[maykitz]

can i matchmake you guys somehow?

[escuerzoresucitado]

[dontswallow]

and yet he's still trapped. what did he gain

[capacity2]

His dignity

[cheaphalloweencostume]

shes having a big adventure on my pee wee cause im #HERMAN

[ghoulgoon]

my partner and i are so enchanted by this post it’s become part of our living room decor

[cobaltdays]

if you follow me thanks *restores your hp*

[mousegirlheart]

[shayminsh]

im grilling absolute cheese

[shayminsh]

[crazysodomite]

their love is so powerful that they can show me cartoons for free

[theehorsepusssy]

[isawken]

4chan memorial post. rest in hell

[noknowshame]

I’m watching Splash (1984) which is a romcom about a guy who falls in love with a mermaid, and when she chooses a human name she chooses Madison and guy says “that’s not a real name, but alright” which seems to imply that Madison was not a name until at least the 80’s and all girls named Madison are actually named after the mermaid. thought you should know

[brbeth]

I think...you might be right

[brownheadedcowbird]

what the fuck

[4etheri4n-deactivated20250726]

I can't stop watching this- it's been stuck on loop for 4 hours. Somebody- help me.

[kittensnax]

nothing in overwatch can ever compare to TF2 sprays

[ok-dingo]

hey how come that furry in the diaper looks a lot like OP’s icon

[ok-dingo]

[wildmon-rehabilitation]

It was colder than usual today, so Aggravated Assault gets his mittens and coat :)

[weak2dragon]

Pros: Cannot scratch thru the bubble

Cons: Will break ur back

[uss-edsall]

Something I found hilarious the other day was seeing one of those “I bought this before Elon Musk went insane” bumper stickers, except it wasn’t on a Tesla. It was on the most beat up 20+ year old Toyota Corolla I’ve ever seen that was missing three hubcaps and had no less than seven different dents in the rear bumper. yeah I do not doubt that you bought that one before musk went insane

[uss-edsall]