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I'm tasha and I'm probably surviving on two hours sleep

[teenscoolest]

[catgifcentral]

[theflashisgone]

That is the face of regret, and the cat’s face isn’t even visible.

[tchaikovskaya]

none of yall know what propaganda actually is, do you?

[tchaikovskaya]

this is legitimately the absolute funniest thing anyone has ever added to one of my posts, thank you for your service

[schittscreekoutofcontext]

[plasticxocean-deactivated202405]

if u hug me from behind i will push my butt against ur dick

[argumate]

ur making this heimlich manoeuvre real awkward bro

[lilabard]

reblog and put in the tags what your total number of notes across all original posts are from this site. it also gives you your top 9 posts.

[picking-up-the-gold-deactivated]

I got 246, I’m a loser

[andhumanslovedstories]

This is the greatest progression of events I have ever read, where’s my historical gay romance novel about this

[ariaste]

KING JAMES, CAN YOU CHILL?

[cornchipz-revival]

Local King Cannot Stop Promoting His Boyfriend

[ruby--wednesday]

where’s the lush period drama about this series of events?

[hotidiotsoup]

fun thing about king James, this guy was fairly public about his bf (more public than what was acceptable). He threw lots of extravagant parties with his man on his arm. It pissed off the church obviously so to get them off his back, he’s the one that ordered the third translation of the Bible from Hebrew to English (the King James Version aka the Authorized Version) so the Bible every hot blooded all American Christian reads today was literally just written so a very gay king could fuck his boyfriend in peace.

[bemusedlybespectacled]

oh my god this is hilarious

“guys, guys. I know this looks kinda gay, and i promise i have a good explanation for all this, but have you considered… that jesus… is also gay? checkmate, heteros.”

[hotboyproblems]

me: *wants to live a minimalist life with little to no clutter*

also me: I’m keeping this math assignment from 5th grade I might need it later.

[martinskki]

it’s gotten to the point where i just do a peace sign as a natural reflex 

[sunbathe]

quietly working together on your own projects in the same room as a form of intimacy.

[jvlianbashir]

my new favorite hobby is looking at fucked up easter lamb cakes.

[isoren245]

those were supposed to be lambs?

I thought these were all misshapen dogs

[lollen96]

These are only ever beaten by the terrible attempts at hedgehog cakes that I so often google to feel better about my baking ability.

[revolutionarykoolaid]

cursed

[insanitysqueen]

WHY do they think TEETH will save it?

[i-am-vail]

I saw this on Reddit and it had me in stitches so I thought I would share this with y’all

[draumboosky]

It’s only a matter of time until someone uses a drone to kidnap a child

[draumboosky]

High quality addition to this post

[generalthirstclub]

there should be a plague inc fandom

[generalthirstclub]

devolving a symptom that mutated on its own

[generalthirstclub]

[generalthirstclub]

“there are no healthy people left on earth”

[operaghostcam]

[vivaciousarcanist]

when greenland closes their portsbefore you can infect them:

[hilarioushumorfromouterspace]

[athetos]

I have one brain cell and it bounces around in my skull like a windows screen saver

[nelyafinwe]

when it hits the exact corner i can produce 1 (one) coherent thought

[mono-red-menace]

in this world it’s sleeb or be sleeben