THEY PREDICTED THE FUTURE AGAIN
The kids were sad in this bit because the backwards R was being flipped around to normal. Calm your tits. 95% of these âSIMPSONS PREDICTED THE FUTUREâ are out of context or photoshopped.
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THEY PREDICTED THE FUTURE AGAIN
The kids were sad in this bit because the backwards R was being flipped around to normal. Calm your tits. 95% of these âSIMPSONS PREDICTED THE FUTUREâ are out of context or photoshopped.
Are you fuCkiNg KidDing Me?!????
They end up sorted at the endâœ
But how ?
It's a 3D render
the onion shouldnât even bother anymore
Reporter: President trump said today during a White House meeting that, âthe sun has never been brighter than during my presidencyâ. A NASA astrophysicist and expert on solar structure and formation who was in the room at the time then told the president, âthatâs fucking bull shitâ. The president, upset by the response, began shouting at the physicist, calling him a âliarâ, âfake newsâ, and âscience loving liberalâ, before announcing a 90% cut to NASAs funding
Wait is this satire? Because at this point I canât tell anymore
This comment defines the trump presidency.
My favorite thing is that Europe is spooky because itâs old and America is spooky because itâs big
âThe difference between America and England is that Americans think 100 years is a long time, while the English think 100 miles is a long way.â âEarle Hitchner
A fave of mine was always the american tales where people freaked out because âsomeone died in this houseâ and all the europeans would go ââŠYes? That would be pretty much every house over 40 years old.â
ââŠMy school is older than your entire town.â
âSorry, you think *how far* is okay to travel for a shopping trip?â
*American looks up at the beams in a country pub* âUh, this place has woodworm, isnât that a bit unsafe?â âEh, the woodwormâs 400 years old, itâs holding those beams together.â
A few years ago when I was in college I did a summer program at Cambridge aimed specifically at Americans and Canadians, and my year it was all Americans and one Australian. We ended the program with a week in Wessex, and on the last day as we all piled onto the bus in Salisbury (or Bath? I canât remember), the professors went to the front to warn us that we wouldnât be making any stops unless absolutely necessary. Weâre headed to Heathrow to drop off anyone flying off the same day, then back to Cambridge.
âAll right, itâs going to be a long bus ride, so make sure youâre prepared for that.â
We all brace ourselves. A long bus ride? How long? Weâre Americans; a long bus ride for us is a minimum of six hours with the double digits perfectly plausible. We can handle a twelve hour bus ride as long as we get a bathroom break.
The answer.  âTwo hours.â
Oh.
English people trying to travel around Australia and wildly underestimating distance are my favourite thing
a tour guide in France told my school group that a particular cathedral wouldnât interest us much because âitâs not very old; only from the early 1600sâ
to which we had to respond that it was still older than the oldest surviving European-style buildings in our country
China is both old and big. I had some Chinese colleagues over; we were discussing whether they wanted to see the Vasa ship (hugely expensive war ship which sank on itâs maiden voyage after 12 min). They asked if it was old, I said ânot THAT oldâ (bearing in mind they were Chinese) âitâs from the 1500s.â To my surprise they still looked impressed, nodding enthusiatically. Then I realised Iâd forgotten something: ââŠI mean itâs from the 1500s AFTER the birth of Christâ and they went âoh, AFTERâŠâ.
My dadâs favorite quote from various tours in Italy was âPay no attention to the tower â it was a [scornful tone] tenth century addition.â
My last boss was Chinese, and she said when her parents came to visit her from Beijing they pronounced Chicago âA very nice village.âÂ
This post keeps getting better
the drum is filled with hot steam and then sprayed with cold water. the pressure on the outside of the drum is far more than inside. the pressures try to maintain and find balance taking the drum as a casualty.
when youre in the shower and someone flushes the toilet
My Chemistry teacher did this the first day of class with a coke can, a hotplate, and a basin of water. I have never forgotten the scientific principles behind it, and hereâs why.
There were 20-something of us in the classroom, all dying of sleep deprivation since it was the first day back to school, first class of the day. Mr. Moses was that teacher you werenât sure how to deal with. I mean, the manâs name was Noah Eugene Moses, for starters. He drove a Harley to school, but also drove the bus. He had giant cokebottle glasses and a doofy mustache with shaggy ex-Beatles hair. He always wore suspenders and a grease-stained t-shirt because he had a potbelly and taught the shop/electrical classes. He wasnât even really lecturing; he was throwing in tidbits of the syllabus in the midst of bad jokes and fun stories. We were all a bit nervous, because none of us had taken a class from him before, but his tests were legendaryânobody had ever made it out with an A (until I did, but thatâs another story for another time and involves a really awesome bet and some hair cutting scissors).
Well, as we were fighting to stay awake, and attempting to take notes of whatever he was talking about, he was pacing around the room from here to there, straightening things and moving stuff. He was very scatterbrained, and it was easy to tell from how he kept forgetting where he put his coke. Turns out, that was just a ruse. He had the can filled with just a tiny bit of water, and the things he was moving around were stacks of papers and books hiding the hot plate and water basin. So he set his coke can down onto the hot plate, continued talking loudly enough so we wouldnât hear the water boiling, and then knocked it over really fast into the water basin.
BANG!!!!!!!!
Three girls fell out of their seats, one dude swore so violently Iâm pretty sure the devil himself cringed, everyone at least jumped and screamed, and I actually broke my pen in half.
See, with rapid decompression comes a vacuum, and with a vacuum comes a rushing of air that creates a massive sound. Think âthunderâ. Thatâs the same principle behind it. His little tiny coke can of steam into a bucket of ice water, and we had a bang so loud the band teacher came in from across the hall to see âwhat was exploding today.â To which Mr. Moses responded, âNothing, it imploded. Explosions are chapter 3.â
And thatâs when I knew it was going to be the best class ever.
rich people paid 100k to go to trumpâs 1 year anniversary party and heâs not gonna even be there because he has to stay in DC to deal with the government shutdown
some rich people even paid 250k to sit at the same dinner table as trumpâŠâŠâŠÂ
this is like dashcon but for the super rich power elites Iâm screaming
this is like fyre festival but
oh so much better
Roses are red, that much is true, but violets are purple, not fucking blue.
I have been waiting for this post all my life.
They are indeed purple, But one thing youâve missed: The concept of âpurpleâ Didnât always exist.
Some cultures lack names For a color, you see. Hence good old Homer And his âwine-dark sea.â
A usage so quaint, A phrasing so old, For verses of romance Is sheer fucking gold.
So roses are red. Violets once were called blue. Iâm hugely pedantic But what else is new?
My friend youâre not wrong About Homerâs wine-ey sea! Colours are a matter Of cultural contingency;
Words are in flux And meanings they drift But the word purple Youâve given short shrift.
The concept of purple, My friends, is old And refers to a pigment once precious as gold.
By crushing up molluscs From the wine-dark sea You make a dye: Imperial decree
Meant that in Rome, to wear purpura was a privilege reserved
For only the emperor!
The word âpurpleâ, for clothes so fancy, Entered English By the ninth century
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Why then are voilets Not purple in song? The dye from this mollusc, known for so long
Is almost magenta; More red than blue. The concept of purple is old, and yet new.
The dye is red, So this might be true: Roses are purple And violets are blue
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While this song makes me merry, Tyrian purple dyes many a hue From magenta to berry And a true purple too.
But fun as it is to watch this poetic race The answer is staring you right in the face: Roses are red and violets are blue Because nothing fucking rhymes with purple.
IT GOT SO MUCH BETTER.
My reaction, only with coffee.
Hang on, need to send this to my literature prof
i canât believe that photo of hemsworth hiddleston and taika waititi all taking a nap together thatâs so cursed and blessed at the same timeÂ
iâm the fact that the person taking the photo had to use a panoramic shot to get all of tom in the photoÂ
ok can we agree that the WORST feeling is when youâre just sitting around consciously procrastinating and youâre just overly aware that each second that passes is more time wasted and you like watch hours pass and youâre STILL procrastinating and you CANT STOP and your panicked brain is trapped inside a body that refuses to be productive and inside youâre screaming but outwardly youâre just eating chipsÂ
hey gamers did u know that a little place called âirlâ is a pvp enabled zone? and that u can kill landlords there?
i accidentally messed up my life how do i start a new account
Any chance of a New Game+ option? Don't fancy making the same mistakes twice.
Just a heads up right now: on the day when Trump dies, Iâm going to be extremely tasteless about it. Itâs going to get ugly. You are going to see a side of me I am not proud of. I donât want any call-outs in my inbox, Iâm stating right now that lines will be crossed.
How disgusting can someone be
I wouldnât even say this about my worst enemy
Forget the fact that its trump. If you agree with this youre fucking evil. Evil literally lives inside you. Wow.
Anyways all of yâall AND the evil that literally lives inside of you are invited to the sick ass house party Iâm throwing when lord dampnut kicks the bucket
I feel like all you Americans need to take a look at what happened here in the UK after Maggie Thatcher died. Because when it comes to tasteless celebrations fuelled by anger and the death of a hated political leader, we REALLY pushed the boat out. We had street parties. We had burning effigies. We pushed âDing Dong the Witch is Deadâ to the top of the charts out of sheer hatred. Bone up kiddos, and I really hope you manage to do that truly American thing, of dramatically outdoing us with your celebrations.
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Just reminding you all that this is the best scene in cinematic history.
*signs executive order outlawing the phrase âhappy holidaysâ*
Happy Belated Solstace
i put âAll I Want for Christmas is Youâ through a MIDI converter, and then back through an mp3 converter
the result is this garbage
Iâm driving myself up the wall because I swear I can hear the vocal line but I donât know how that could be if it was truly converted to MIDI. Unless you can replicate speech sounds entirely with modulated MIDI notes, in which case Iâm actually impressed with this tire fire of an MP3.
the holiday season is almost upon us and Iâd like to bring back this absolute fucking monstrosity of an audio file