It is a beautiful day in the fairy woods and you are a horrible Puck

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we're not kids anymore.

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It is a beautiful day in the fairy woods and you are a horrible Puck
And last but not least, say hello to…
Undertainer~
Think like entertainer lol
Undertainers au begins with a bit of a spin on the war between humans and monsters. The war happened, the humans won, and the monsters were…. Scattered! Not trapped. Instead of creating a barrier, humans simply wrecked the sh*t out of every monster settlement they could find. Monsters were separated into traveling groups reliant on the goodwill of the humans they passed. Afraid of a second war between the species, any human country the survivors entered would only allow the monsters to stay a short while before forcing them to move again.
Of course without enough magic settling in one area due to the monsters travels, magical fauna became extremely scarce. At first to survive, they relied on hunting, feeding on the fleeting souls of animals. Over time monsters adapted becoming able to feed off the ambient magic of the stronger souls around them. The smart ones realized that humans just ooze magic when excited. So naturally this led to the only possible conclusion-
✨✨ENTERTAINMENT✨✨
Generations later, the war is just a myth to monsters and humans alike. Monsters have established themselves instead as beings of delight, drama, excitement~ they still keep themselves in close knit groups, but now as established traveling theaters or carnivals instead of little families. When the crash happened a total of 33 traveling groups crossed over as well.
Because of their “diet”, there’s a few key differences between the circus monsters (as the others call them) and their peers.
Undertainers don’t just enjoy performing, they NEED it to survive. When a crowd gets hyped, their souls feed off the ambient magic wafting from the crowd. Human audiences work best, but a monster audience can do in a pinch. The groups that stayed in ebott stick to the touristy areas because of this. 12 of the groups are permanently in the country while the rest are currently traveling the world.
None of these guys had magical food before the crash. Their bodies are unable to properly process the magic from typical ebott food. They may feel a slight buzz like if they were drinking coffee, but nothing substantial
On the other hand, they can take in their basic nutrients and calories from human food without issue. The circus monsters can eat anything a human can!
This is the most diverse au with the most types of mages of any au, and over 1/3 of the monster population being half breeds.
And now for the boys~
Jester (undertainer sans)
Jester is a skeleton monster standing at 5’8 and aged 81. He has duel magic colors, cherry red and blue raspberry. When his ecto is out he is shockingly muscular. At work he often stuffs his suits to give himself a rounder look.
On the stage jester plays the bumbling fool. He will “clumsily” put himself in danger then do crazy acrobatic tricks to get out of it, only to trip over his own feet lol. He is loud, airheaded and very silly. Off the stage he is relaxed, calm and soft spoken. He’s still a silly guy, just way more low key about it. Jester is a very self assured person, comfortable in his own skin. He is also a great listener and has found himself playing therapist to random strangers before. People just find him easy to talk to.
Jester is officially a harlequin who’s main role is to perform acrobatic tricks in his groups carnival. He usually acts as a bumbling antagonist to his brother’s routine. If another member is sick or occupied, he’s trained to be a juggler, balancing act, dog handler, palm reader and arial dancer.
His special ability is called spontaneous popcorn lol. Jester can summon damageless half formed bullet attacks at will in massive numbers. Due to only halving half a form, they rapidly expand upon leaving his soul then pop in a little cloud of red or blue dust. It appears to onlookers as if he’s shooting a cannon of rapidly popping popcorn.
Things he loves: performing for a crowd, gymnastics, weightlifting, opera and musicals, clown suits, shadow puppets, arts and crafts, paper mache, small dogs, the color gold, pomegranates and cherry soda, cool vintage bells and ribbons, dueling, horror books, haunted houses, comedy acts, red roses
Cane (Undertainer papyrus)
Cane is a half breed skeleton aged 50 with a pink soul for passion. He is 6’2 and has dual magic colors- salmon and lime green. When his ecto is summoned, he’s a real beanpole of a guy so he stuffs his suits to make his shoulders wider and himself appear more muscular lol.
Cane is a PASSIONATE character. He lives for the stage and roar of the crowd. When performing he’s vibrant, loud, eye catching and always dressed with a dazzling smile. Off the stage cane is a tad shy. He’s a gentle sweetheart and has a bit of trouble opening up without the “safety net” his stage persona gives him. He can be really clingy with the few true friends he does have.
Cane is the carnival’s animal act! He works with the dogs in the circus and mixes their tricks to work with his gaster blasters! Dogs will jump on top of the magical attacks, “ride” around the carnival, have “fierce” battles with the blasters- all kinds of cool stunts! He’s a crowd favorite of course! When he’s off the stage, he also helps care for the carnival’s other animals which includes horses, two camels, some sea lions, a fat pack of raccoons, cats, rats, and the bear- miss honey.
Canes special ability is called bone moulding- a normal skeleton monster can only change the size of their bone attacks, and their gaster blasters shape and size is set in stone after the first time they summon it. Can however is able to shape his bone attacks and blasters to give them different looks. So for example, he can make gaster blasters that appear as an animals entire skeleton, or as different types of skulls.
Things he loves: HIS DOGS, animals of all kinds, the color pear green, the color plum, funnel cake and corndogs, punk rock and guitar covers, dancing, morning runs, tongue twisters, vintage brooches, face paint, paint by number kits, carnival rides, roller coasters, screaming at people on Fortnite, white roses
Side characters
Houdini: undertainer gaster, the godfather of jester and cane. After jester and cains father ran off with a sexy human millionaire (at least that’s the story they were told) their godfather took them in. Houdini is easily excitable, extremely talented and a touch bit insane. But he’s also amazing at his job and was a loving father figure to the brothers. He is the carnivals escape artist. Every dangerous situation Houdini puts himself through is 100% genuine too.
Ringmaster: undertainer Asgore- Fantasia’s on and off lover and the face of the dreamers carnival. Ringmaster has a beautiful husky voice and acts as the announcer to every act in the circus as well as a comedic commentator. He has a wonderful sense of humor as long as his bitter drama with his ex doesn’t come up
Fantasia: Undertainer toriel- ringmasters on and off lover and the top act of the dreamers carnival. Fantasia is the “magician” showcasing nearly every type of magic monsters are capable of in the flashiest manner possible. She’s also a fan favorite for all the rude gestures she tosses her ex during her act lol.
my favorite thing about crocodiles is yeah they're fantastic swimmers and yeah they can run pretty fast and yeah the smaller ones can even climb trees but also. they don't wanna do any of that shit. they just go no, no thanks. that's not for me. i think i'll just wait for someone to mistake me for a log and get too close. and then i'll eat them. many reptiles love this strategy but none pull it off like the humble croc
yesterday i had a nice southern teenager call me "ma'am" and then look at me and go, in a well-meaning tone, "uhhhh, if you go by ma'am. sorry if not." and i had to be like yeah man ma'am is fine. appreciate you being inclusive though. i could almost see the little warning pop up in his UI-- hold up! people with blue hair often have pronouns. are you sure you want to address this individual with a gendered term?
On of the less intuitive things about love, I've found, of any kind, is the importance of needing things.
I didn't realize it until recently, but I've always seen love as something requiring sacrifice, selflessness, patience, and generosity- to ask for nothing is to be the best person I can be, small and quiet and never in the way, always happy and helpful, self-sufficient and present when desired.
It's only as an adult, now, that I'm beginning to see the selfishness of wanting nothing.
I cut my friend's hair in my kitchen the other day. They wanted a trim and I had the skills, so I offered, and was genuinely excited when they stopped hesitating over "bothering me" and took me up on it. It was a peaceful afternoon, and we had tea and chatted for an hour or more.
My brother and I shared popcorn at the movies a while ago. When I came time to pay, I pulled my card out like a wild western sheriff and slapped it on the machine before he could fight me for it first. The satisfaction was delightful.
Someone called me crying on the phone the other day. Kept apologizing for disturbing me at work, talking about how they were bothering me on my lunch break. I was telling the truth when I told them that really, I was flattered and honored and relieved, knowing that if they were hurting I would know, that I didn't have to worry in silence. It felt good to hear them slowly come down, and to know that they knew it would be better soon, and to hear them laugh wetly on the other end. We're getting together for a visit next week.
It's hard to need things, if you've trained yourself not to. It's hard to want things, when you don't know how to want anymore. Trusting people is difficult, and so is relying on them, but I don't know where I'd be without the people who rely on me.
I've heard a lot of people say, "Nobody will love you unless you love yourself". I've had a lot of thoughts about it. It's not right, but it's not wrong, either, I think.
"Nobody will love you unless you love yourself"... I've always taken that to mean, "You will not be lovable until you develop a positive view of yourself as a person".
Now, I think it's sort of inside-out.
"Nobody will love you unless you love yourself"... because nobody can show their love to you in a way that you can accept until you treat yourself kindly, and learn what you need, and what you want, and how to ask for it, and then give that vulnerability away.
Love, for me, is someone I ask for a ride to the airport. Whether they end up doing this or not is irrelevant.
It's not needy, or selfish, or taking up energy. It's giving the gift of being wanted, and needed, and thought of. It's giving someone the security of being part of someone's life.
Say hello to Horizontale!
The newest au! Horizon tale starts with the classic war between humans and monsters. Like many other aus before, the humans banded their best spellcasters together to lock away their enemies permanently. The intention of the humans was to throw the monsters "past the heavens" or thrust them into space like what happened with the outer aus. What happened instead was the curse travelling underneath the continents and targeting random patches of land. The earth became torn up; sections of random patches of land are now floating as islands in the sky. Parts of the ocean rises too, creating magical watery channels in midair. Of course, this crazy phenomena didn't stop the war. Humans and monsters continued to reign terror upon each other until the strain of surviving in the new climate became too much to ignore. Eventually a stalemate is reached where the monsters take dominion of the sky, and the humans ownership of the surface.
Many-many-many generations later, monsters and humans have both adapted to fit their new world. The humans develop technologies that allow their homes and farms to become mobile in order to escape any rising land or dodge the falling islands. The monsters evolve magically, developing an ability to slow and speed up their falls magically- a cruder version of outer monsters anti gravity magic. Tensions had cooled between the two species over time too. While monsters generally stay in the sky and humans on the ground, trade is common between the two.
The biggest changes to the world:
The world of horizontale was constantly moving, not just the islands in the sky. With how the land was "loosened" by chunks flying away, even the land below would constantly travel as massive islands floated around the sea. This made the climate unpredictable both in the air and below. One month you could be in a nice humid tropical section of the earth, and the next month you're caught in a blizzard.
Also the islands would regularly switch between land and sky. The curse that had meant to evict the monsters infected the deep bedrock below the land. The stone would "charge" then begin to float away when ready, and when all that energy is used up, it falls down again to crash into the ocean.
The fauna and animal life changed with their enviorment too. Animals became smaller and faster while plants became.... mobile. Flying ferns, crawling trees and stampeding bushes. The plant life seems to travel more than the land sometimes. And don't even talk about the seaweed. Nobody lived on the water for a reason.
Humans became experts at creating these walking tanklike homes. Massive metal structures that can act as greenhouses, boats and busses all in one. And monsters became experts in creating airships, smaller speedy structures in in the sky, perfect for hunting or gathering supplies before making a quick escape.
When the aus merged in ebott, floating islands containing the Horizontale monsters appeared above the country. The poor monsters were nervous wrecks for the first couple of years worrying that their islands would eventually fall down. For some reason though it never happened. Now that they finally have a taste of stability they've become very enthusiastic and adventurous people. The horizontale- or sky monsters as they're called by the others- have a reputation for being very hard to manage but great to party with lol. Big ride or die guys.
and now the boys!
Zeppelin-or zepp (Horizontale sans)
Zeppelin, or zepp (he prefers the shorter nickname. His family only called him zeppelin when he's in trouble) is a sky skeleton monster standing at 5'3 and aged 55. He has sky blue magic, a missing front tooth and very crooked teeth from previous injuries. He's currently wearing braces until his next set of teeth grows in (around 150 for skeleton monsters).
Zepp has that nervous manic energy that is common with all the other sky monsters. He always has this need to move and snoop around. He is generally a cheerful and silly guy. He's never cared about how people see him and will confidently be his true self in every situation, even if it's inconvenient. He is a big jokester and finds a lot of humor in the absurd. Things like making planes shaped as pigs for that phrase "when pigs fly" is a great example. He is very intelligent and creative and has made some true masterpieces when it comes to his airships. He hates waste when building and will utilize every tool and supply available even if it isn't the best quality.
Zepp is a part time "ferry captain" and is a full-time retriever. He has this uncanny talent for locating packages lost in the system or personal belongings that had been stolen or accidentally left behind in ebott. He has a 100% success rate and is very proud of his skills. On the side when he doesn't have a retriever gig, he will ferry tourists up to the sky islands in his rather... questionable airships.
Zepp's special ability is called mental image. He can get a very clear image of what someone is thinking through touching their hand. He uses this ability when first meeting a client, so he knows exactly what he's trying to track down.
Things he loves: urban exploring, exploring the underground, hiking, flying, robotics, robot dueling, the color golden yellow, weed, homemade cookies, first person shooters and open world video games, dandelions, country and folk music, hearing about tourists' travels, travel brochures, dumpster diving, building airships, spraypainting, his pet seagull named Florida man
Pilot (Horizontale papyrus)
Pilot is a sky skeleton monster standing at 6'7 and aged 51. He has ice/teal blue magic. His ribcage is slightly yellowed from constant smoking.
Pilot has that nervous manic energy that is common in most sky monsters. He had trouble adjusting to the slow peaceful life of ebott and still finds himself expecting the sky to literally fall. He is jumpy and a touch paranoid. While he is friendly to strangers, it takes a very long time for him to actually relax and open up to new people. He takes safety VERY seriously and will throw a fit if someone ignores basic common sense. His long rants about the stupidity of mankind are like his own form of therapy lol. Despite his nerves, pilot is a ride or die friend and will easily ignore his instincts if he thinks a loved one is in trouble.
Pilot has a beautiful blimp first designed by Zepp, then improved on by himself that he flies as a full-time ferry captain. Four days a week he spends all sunlight hours taking passengers back and forth between the floating islands and ebott city. The fifth day he gets absolutely baked to recover from dealing with the stress of life and the final two days of the week are dedicated to chores, obsessive blimp upkeep and his hobbies lol.
His special ability is called the danger meter, or his spidey sense by zeppelin. When pilot meets another magical being that is stronger than him, he gets an undetectable soul check to tell him what their LV is.
Things he loves: WEED, dog treats, nicotine, brownies, airships, leather acessories and clothing, watching the sunset, strategy video games, weightlifting, gymnastics, kickboxing, robot dueling, the color navy blue, durantas/sky flowers, anime- especially isekais, country and choir music
side characters:
Flappy: horizon catty, an absolutely nuts cat monster. Flappy is a twisterweed rancher and her herd constantly seems to get in the way of pilots ship rout. They get in weekly screaming matches over it. Also, she's his childhood best friend. Everyone thinks they're dating since they kissed once when they were little kids. stars people.
Ratty: horizon bratty, a VERY bold and brave crocodile monster. She is big in the robot dueling scene and has had a lot of success in the competitions with her creations. She is hopelessly in love with flappy but is convinced she is dating pilot.
BP: horizon burger pants, the bp is short for blimp pimp. His actual name is skye. The terrible nickname is a long story and is heavily blamed on zepp. BP is a twisterweed weaver, creating the cloth used in blimps, hot air ballons, zeppelins and other popular airship forms. He and zepp are childhood besties and love to make fun of the oblivious love triangle that is flappy pilot and ratty.
kh is so crazy cuz it’s like. ok let’s try making a disney anime crossover game that’s about friendship and hope. ok they’re letting us make a game two so we’ll get a little interesting but still ultimately fun and do a plot about memories and mistaken identity! cool. ok we’ve got an airtight fanbase for sure now let’s do something about existential dread and have this innocent boy beg and fight desperately for his life and to be recognized as human only to be quashed in the end along with all the other ‘people who aren’t really people’ the disney kids will love this
as a regular donor to Gaza Soup Kitchen I get their email updates, and they said today that while they've continued to be able to expand, donations are slowing down as Gaza gets less coverage. If you have a few dollars to spare, I encourage you to send them here to continue the amazing work that Hani and his team are doing.
Like the day before, Misora did not have a gun. And, obviously, no badge or hand-cuffs. Running would have been the most logical choice, but Misora did not have the kind of retiring personality that would allow her to run when attacked. Her nickname in the FBI was Misora Massacre.
— Death Note Another Note: The Los Angeles BB Murder Cases
I’m for sure gonna create the floating island au tomorrow. The au itself is basically done, I’m just stuck on a few details for the brothers. Anyways pick the description y’all like best.
More details for the options are below the poll
Which sounds the most fun
A pair of crazy skybillies
Jittery mechanic bro and crazy skybilly bro
This is your captain speaking pilot bro and sexy flight attendant bro
Sexy flight attendant bro and crazy skybilly bro
This is your captain speaking bro and jittery mechanic bro
Skybilly: the hillbilly of the sky, a goofy goober, likes to make airships out of trash that would make a safety inspector dust on the spot, has country vibes, dirty, like you can visibly see the grease stains on his fingers dirty, high intelligence -10 wisdom, doesn’t understand personal space, would die for a stranger that gave him a bite of their food, has a pet seagull
Jittery mechanic: the whole word is a safety violation and it’s his job to fix it, takes on wayyyy too much, is surviving off of coffee and dreams, not shy just coked up, easily jump scared, was shocked to learn that anime wasn’t real, makes the most beautiful airships known to man, always knows who the imposter is when playing among us
This is your captain speaking: can I say dream boat? Hubba hubba, the whole damn package, has a captain America like quality to him, clean cut and always ready to do his best, a bit innocent, oblivious as f*ck when it comes to flirting, you absolutely can trust him with your drink, never panics in a crisis, is in love with Dolly Parton
Sexy flight attendant: every one thinks he’s a diva because of his huge resting b*tch face but is actually as sweet as apple pie, major vintage Americana aesthetics, loves coco cola, kinda sparkles when you look at him in the light, humor dryer than the Sahara desert, that kind of beautiful that makes him unapproachable, truly does not give a sh*t as long as it isn’t anything that will get him fired
Imma start drawing now. If I come back and this fkn poll is tied again I will throw my tablet
incredible comment to see on a youtube video clip of the ending scene of crash (1996). kind of a work of art
A thing I see happen a lot when we get into discussions of natural fibers vs synthetics on this hellsite and elsewhere is a conflation of when the topic is about Fiber Properties and when the topic is about Environmental Impact.
Like more than once I’ve seen posts be like, “you should buy one $200 Real Wool Sweater instead of 4 $50 acrylic ones, trust me it’s worth it.”
And what the post means is, the wool sweater will feel nicer to wear, keep you warmer, and last longer than the 4 $50 ones combined.
(vimes boots theory obligatory mention)
And then someone comes on and replies, “yes this is probably a good idea but we must remember that industrially produced wool yarn has complex chemical treatment in the process, so the wool sweater is still not perfect environmentally speaking.“
And it’s like. That’s not factually wrong. But it has no bearing on what OP was saying because even without it being outright spelled out it’s pretty obvious OP was recommending real wool for properties, not impact. This is also where I’ve seen several different posts about rayon go off the rails, for obvious reasons.
Anyway it’s a good thing to keep in mind when fiber posts go past. Most of the best reasons to wear linen/wool/silk instead of synthetic fibers have more to do with post-production interaction with the world and with your body than with environmental impact during production.
also there are places in the world where introducing merino sheep husbandry would be more destructive to the existing wilderness or the current sustainable agricultural practices than introducing linen or hemp or something into the crop-rotation. That doesn't mean people who live in those places should only ever wear plant fibres when they NEED wool for its properties. There are ALSO places where sheep husbandry is already practiced and introducing a slightly different breed/hybrid, or even just continuing to keep the Same animals but changing Something about the wool-processing practices,i s decidedly less destructive than introducing ANY fiber-plant. That what Trade is FOR.
@headspace-hotel
Most clothing materials have a pretty negative environmental impact. According to some classes I took recently, hemp is by far the most environmentally sustainable fiber by a long shot. however, in the USA we have to import it from Eastern Europe because hemp, being the same plant as the Devil's Lettuce (ooooo scarey!) is regulated to the point where you can't really grow it here.
I don't think there's any intense industrial chemicals involved with wool production except if OP is thinking about Superwash wool, which is its own thing and involves dissolving off the outer texture of the wool fibers so they don't felt.
In terms of natural fibers could diversify quite a bit. There is also alpaca, llama, rabbit, goat, and camel in terms of natural animal fibers, and in the plant realm there's nettle, kudzu, dogbane, and a lot of others...
I love looking up professors I know on ratemyprofessor and reading the bad reviews for them. "I didn't have time to do the final assignment because I was super busy, and they gave me a zero for it! 1/5 stars." "So disrespectful and rude, they expect THEIR answers to all the questions in the pop quizzes and will call you wrong even if you are right!"
Meanwhile other reviews for the same person will be like, "Very willing to talk and help, even outside of regular hours. All you have to do is show up and follow instructions and you will get an A."
It reminds me of one of my favorite professors in college. Before I took my first class with him, my roommate recognized his name and warned me that she had heard he was super sexist. I was alarmed, and spoke to the person who called him sexist and was very upset with how he treated her!
...she wanted to take one of his discussion classes, which was, as the name implies, a small class almost entirely focused on in-class discussions, with only a few papers and zero tests. Because of that, it had a strict attendance policy, with a minimal amount of days students could miss before it started affecting their grade. She had asked him if she could make an exception to the policy because she had to pick up her kids from school at the time of the class...and therefore would have to miss approximately half of the classes. He advised her against taking the class that semester, and told her that if she was interested, she should look at taking it another semester, when it would be held at a different time.
it's been observed many times before but man it is kind of funny that Americans were so galled about the idea of foreign interference in the presidential election. Fuckkkkkk who would do something like that... Truly shameful behavior what kind of monstrous government would do something like that
Gerard P Donelan
I love the notes saying this femme knows exactly what she's doing and it's all part of her flirting technique. You get it.
More of his stuff and about him
My absolute favorite of his work
Lest we forget "The Quilt" (not as funny, but worth a mention)
malewife this and malewife that WHY have we forgotten about our boytoys?
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