narvan

[narvan-jester]

In the Cologne cathedral and I am looking at Ghost art. This is living

technically we’re ALL, always LARPing, because the Self is only a construct,

[2rsquared]

I want a new character

[theprettyboysclub]

Then make one.

[deergirlslut]

Everyone talking about posts that changed their brain chemistry seem to be leaving out this classic, which probably propelled me into activism and more self confidence in a way that I cannot put into words.

[tetitasdelimon]

top 5 horror movies

-having a job

-not having a job

-applying for jobs

-the job market

-the concept of working my whole life

[narvan-jester]

Croissant Cookie should be shared between Pain de Campange Cookie, Red String Gummy Cookie, Timekeeper Cookie, and Mochacinno Cookie. All at the same time.

[cat-skull]

imo the term "walkable" in "walkable cities" should be understood to mean "wheelchair accessible" as well, not just literally "possible to walk in". the act of walking in a city doesn't automatically make it walkable

[narvan-jester]

My girlfriend just came up with the greatest graph for the spectrum of queerness instead of sifting through 1 billion microlabels

[beemovieerotica]

[narvan-jester]

Did AO3 just go down istg

[alanaisalive]

The other night husband and I were watching a documentary about the yeti where they were doing DNA analysis of samples of supposed yeti fur, and every one of them came back as bears.

Anyway, the next night we watched a thing about some pig man who is supposed to live in Vermont. People said it had claws and a pig nose but walked upright like a man. Now, I happen to know that sideshows used to shave bears and present them as pig men. So every piece of evidence they gave of this monster sounds to me like a bear with mange.

So now the running joke in our house is that everything is bears. Aliens? Bears. Loch Ness monster? Bear. Every cryptozoological mystery is just a very crafty bear.

Bears. They’re everywhere. Be wary. Anyone or anything could be a bear.

[iguanamouth]

oh shit

[throughshadow-to-the-edgeofnight]

[alanaisalive]

As the OP of this post, I’m going to threaten that if this gets to one million notes by the 10 year anniversary on 1 June 2026, one year from today, I will get a lower back tattoo of the loch ness bear monster.

[striving-artist]

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29 Days Remain

[the-frightening-ghoul]

ㅤ

[graves-yard]

I’m doing queerplatonic secret third thing like no one’s ever done before (ft me and @hannahdra-ws convos)

[narvan-jester]

What are some places that I should send my spare graduation announcements to. Wokest/funniest answers only

[narvan-jester]

I hate when I feel insane about something but I have no one to tell about the something and yet I still feel insane. You know what I mean?

[narvan-jester]

Downfall by Noah Kahan is so ghoap. To me.

[feldfrog]

Some people can rotate a cube in their mind. I can rotate multiple cubes. In my stomach. I swallowed some dice

[oysters-aint-for-me]

do me a favor and plz reblog with your five most recently used non-face, non-hand, non-heart emojis

[natesmindmuseum]

only got 4 unfortunately 🪲🦁🔥✅

[narvan-jester]

Sometimes I think "how can anyone give a hickey on accident" and then other times I go "oh my god I'm so sorry it looks like I was trying to kill you"

[emeraldwit]

Special Celebration

I have a HC where grace gets his own special Eridian celebration outfit as the guest of honour. Like rocky's. But with a crown, Shoulder flares and hanging "chimes" around his neck and waist. I wish I could draw.