Cosmic Shiper

Level 25. Slytherin. Writing prompts for all my ships.

[jehovahhthickness]

Tell the truth.

Why are y'all single?

[nasaslostpotato]

Because I’m not currently trying to find someone, and I look 14 even tho I’m 25 so no one tries to hit on me.

[wynnyfryd]

Reblog if you’re a drarry shipper who hasn’t read book 7 in several years

It’s for science thank u

[amisdala-archive-deactivated202]

your last 12 used emojis will tell you how 2020 is going to be for you

[the-emptiness-of-space]

THE TAGS IM WHEEZING:

But the best one is:

[adoratato]

🥺😒😉😓😋😢🙄🤔💐😜🤤😅

So basically a rollercoaster

[sarcastic-anxious]

😔🏳️‍🌈💜😊❤️😂😜🔑😅👌⚠️👉🏻

Ehhh gay?

[protect-sanderssides]

😋💫😔✌👏💛🌟❤😚🤷‍♂️😌😢

[canicrynowplease]

😉😆😅😄😃🤣😂😁😀👀👁😲

[pricklyfish777-deactivated20230]

😂💛👍🏻🤮💜💔😭🐍🌸🐟😄🎂

[theshadow-inthelight]

⚁⚀🎨🖌❔👍😂😆😅👌😀💚

W h a t

[polyamraven]

☕🖤💜☺️🎃😊💥😡😶💛💙💚

[heck-im-lost]

🥕👀🍂🌿🌑✔️👌✨🍁♀👍☠️

[blueeyedjaguar-deactivated20200]

😳❤️🤗😘🙈🤦🏽‍♀️😨🤡🤯🥺😡🥵

[nikkoliferous]

😂🙁💯😭🤤🤔😘😥🤞😉💚🤣

[just-random-obsessions]

👏😂❤️♥️😭💙🤷🏻‍♀️😬😘😊🎵😢

[nikkoliferous]

@just-random-obsessions this makes it look like your heart is going to shrivel and die in April lmao

[lokiloveforever-deactivated2021]

😁😘😍😙😚💔☁️⛅🌧🤣😊🤗

[nasaslostpotato]

😘👌🎁💎😳💩❤️😊🎈🎄🍕😑 um ok

[illinicoise]

“But if you forget to reblog Madame Zeroni, you and your family will be cursed for always and eternity.”

[spn-fandom-breathing-heavily]

not even risking that shit

[codyslipring-deactivated2015060]

scrolled past this, re-evaluated my life, then SCROOOLLLED back up and hit the damn reblog button. 

[isamaegreenleaf]

Last comment same thing. Sorry to the next person who sees this. I just can’t risk it. I have things I need to do before my life becomes hell. Lol

[nnfirnid]

man i fucking hate yall who tf put this up knowing damn well we all gonna reblog it im heated im really sick af bout this 

[modelinterrupted]

I don’t play that shit lol sorry

[latenightsugar]

WHyyyy

[badgyal-k-deactivated20190901]

Sorry everyone

[just-jay25]

If only if only the woodpecker sighs the bark on the tree was as soft as the sky why the wolf waits below hungry and lonely he cries to the moon if only if only

[kixgbear]

Shiddd

[angiebkxo-deactivated20180626]

this post followed me to Facebook and im sooo annoyed!

[manynamedshe]

It’s been a MINUTE since I’ve seen Madame Zeroni, fr fr

[glamhoeour-deactivated20251207]

I HATE TUMBLR FKKKK SAKES

LMAOOOO

[venusians]

Not tryna fuck up any of my planetary Returns~

[edge-of-great]

One time I didn’t and I was broke for like a month but the next time I seen it I rebloged it and a bitch just got 500 out the blue and a 20 gift card

[mysticalchipmunksoddities-deact]

Never not reblog

[nasaslostpotato]

Jingle bells Merlin smells, Draco laid an egg sir Nicholas nearly lost his head, and flitch ran away.

This is so stupid yet I’m laughing my ass off at it. I’m sorry, not sorry.

[worstloki]

Odin: you need to pick your battles

Loki: The Battle Of Hogwarts, May 1998

Odin:

Thor:

Odin:

[lokijiro]

Loki : After everything, Snape dies without confronting Harry??? How disappointing. Rowling didn’t want to deal with him. Rather like you with me, Father.

Odin : …

Thor : I don’t understand. Did she fall into the Rowlingsleep?

[lazy-cat-corner]

Loki: [three bottles of wine later] Harry naming his son Severus makes as much sense as me naming my son Father. There I said it!

Thor: You would name a son “Father”?

Loki: Only to confuse people.

Frigga: [100% done]

[worstloki]

Loki: I like how Harry had to die in order to get his life together

Loki: That’s actually really good advice

Loki: I recommend 100% and can vouch that if it doesn’t work the first time it definitely does after the next few deaths

Thor, still has no idea what Harry Potter™ is: ???

[rheya1864]

OH …. My God.

This is GOLD.

[nasaslostpotato]

This just makes my marvel/ Harry Potter crossover more plausible. Because I have caps shield and Draco’s wand I came up with a crossover idea. And this is just gold.

[nikkoliferous]

I am Loki of Asgard and I am burdened with glorious weather

[chaotic-undying-loki]

I am Loki of Asgard and I am burdened with glorious day.

Unlikely

[miharu87]

I am Loki of Asgard and I am burdened with glorious rain

[lokiloveforever-deactivated2021]

I am Loki of Asgard and I am burdened with glorious food.

[nasaslostpotato]

I am Loki of Asgard and I am burdened with glorious things. Ok... lol

[nasaslostpotato]

Role switch

What if Draco was the boy who lived and Harry was the asshole rich kid.

Harry comes up to introduce himself.

“This is Weasley and granger, and I’m Potter, Harry Potter.”

Crabbe chuckles.

“Think my names funny do you, no need to ask yours. Fat face and short you must be a crabbe.”

Scared, Malfoy.

Omg this is why I don’t stay up pass midnight. I’m laughing my ass off at this.

And instead of scared Potter it’s

😂 someone put my ass to bed. Im so done with myself. And why is the text all different???

[nasaslostpotato]

Wow. What the fuck was I doing up at midnight. I’m so dumb. This has been done before obviously, I don’t have original ideas. I think stupid ass shit is funny when I stay up late.

[nasaslostpotato]

Role switch

What if Draco was the boy who lived and Harry was the asshole rich kid.

Harry comes up to introduce himself.

“This is Weasley and granger, and I’m Potter, Harry Potter.”

Crabbe chuckles.

“Think my names funny do you, no need to ask yours. Fat face and short you must be a crabbe.”

Scared, Malfoy.

Omg this is why I don’t stay up pass midnight. I’m laughing my ass off at this.

And instead of scared Potter it’s

😂 someone put my ass to bed. Im so done with myself. And why is the text all different???

[nasaslostpotato]

Just got Draco’s wand in the mail. Oh yeah.

[i-eat-glass-n-rocks]

ok but i high ass key want a girlfriend please and thank you

[bisexualdaffodil]

supporting bi men also means supporting bi men who (heavily) prefer women. it means supporting bi men who end up marrying a woman and being happy with her, while also acknowledging that they are still bisexual men at heart. they arent acting their bisexuality out ‘the wrong way’, because there is no ‘right’ way. what they do with their love lives isn’t any of your business.

[bisexualdaffodil]

same goes for bi women who prefer men and who end up in a happy marriage with a man!!! 

[nasaslostpotato]

Also goes with if a woman marries another woman, she’s still bisexual. Same as a bi man marrying another man, still bi.

[ithelpstodream]

[crazy-pages]

To quote Jesus when asked about whether attractive women could be to blame for adultery: “If thine eye offends thee, pluck it out”.

[autumnsnuggling]

Also, if you turned the argument on its head a little, if ANY gay guy does make a move on a straight guy, he is often demonised and called all kinds of slurs and told to “control himself”, indicating that men do actually believe that it is possible to do so.

Don’t stand for it.

[nasaslostpotato]

Omg

I’m wearing black and green scrubs at work, and I just thought about something. What if loki was a nurse?

Nurse Loki AU, where he takes care of you when you get sick or broke something.

“Could nurse Loki please come to the ER, he’s needed for surgery assistance.”

Omg I can’t unsee it now. If only I could draw I would design him in the cutest scrubs ever.

[nasaslostpotato]

Drarry/voltron

If Harry Potter became the voltron universe, we know damn well Harry and Draco would have the bonding moment.

Harry: we had a bonding moment.

Draco: Nope, I don’t remember a thing.

Harry: I craddled you in my arms.

[nasaslostpotato]

Scared, Potter?

He says it once and then decided to keep saying it for everything.

*harry flying trying to catch the snitch*

Draco: why can’t you catch it? Scared, Potter?

*harry stressing over a quiz*

Draco: scared, Potter? You might fail.

*draco pushes Harry against a wall *

Draco: got nothing to say, scared, Potter?

*harry stutters as he try’s to flirt with cho.*

*draco walking by and noticing*

Draco: can’t talk to girls? Scared, Potter?

*harry pushes Draco against the wall, fighting back for once.*

Draco: gonna do anything else or are you scared, Potter?

*harry kisses him.*

-idk where else to go with this. Ohh whale.

[feministism]

[drankinwatahmelin]

4. If the car pulls up to you run in the opposite direction.

5. Walk with your keys in your hands and keep a key between each finger

6. If they put you in the trunk kick out the headlights

7. If you get lost find a woman with a child. Never ask a man for help (this one was drilled)

[bando--grand-scamyon]

That scream fire piece of advice is literally life saving

[ghostspaceships-deactivated2019]

8. Watch your shadows and reflections, especially if someone is walking behind you. A split second notice is better than none and will help you.

[gaylittlepieceofsh1t]

Yes this last one really saves lives y'all I do it all the time

[uncleromeo]

girls have to learn to view the world like international intelligence agents just to be safe walking down the street. smh.

[twilightt-fantasy]

guys pls pls pls reblog and girls pls pls pls be safe out there. terrifying and so sad that we have to worry about this on a daily basis