[desativei12345678-deactivated20]

[minfonica]

[rontieremodeled-deactivated2023]

Within the next 6 months, I will be flourishing greater than I ever have in my life.

[thecommonchick]

brain: don’t forget to feel terrible

me: oh yeah thanks

[stability]

[psych-facts]

“It’s okay to restart and recreate. Don’t spend time beating yourself up over something that went wrong. There’s always another chance.”

— Unknown

[urcoolhandluke]

Always another chance, don’t forget that…

[aroseforno-one-deactivated20221]

sorry i forgot to reply i dont feel fucking alive

[truckhole-deactivated20181203]

coming out as a top on this site was the hardest thing i ever did

[truckhole-deactivated20181203]

“hey toppy!!! you bone anything today??” i’ve had enough.

[dajo42]

[unlovde]

I understand what this stick figure is feeling

[hyperchlorite-deactivated201811]

Big ADHD mood

[scottandhiskind]

Big anxiety/depression mood as well

[lopmon]

[ampervadasz]

[kinggizzard]

ravioli ravioli give me a reason to live

[dustinteractive]

Turn Around (Inspired by a meme)

[kirkspocks]

odin is like “when thor was born the sun shone bright upon his beautiful face. i found loki on the sidewalk outside a taco bell”

[chromalogue]

Oðinn spake:

Bright the sun shone | at the time of Þor’s birth, And bathed his count'nance fair. Loki, wolf-father, | the trickster, the liar, I found on the cold pavement While returning in glory | from a grand hunt For a 3 AM quesadilla.

[baegishjalmur]

@damn-fuck-i-burnt-myself-again

[systlin]

I need this framed on my wall it’s so beautiful. 

[retro-minty]

@theshitpostcalligrapher

[theshitpostcalligrapher]

ay @systlin hmu

[bold-sartorial-statement]

@systlin

My husband complained that this was more Shakespeare than Eddas, and I challenged him to do better.

Solen sken, skönt gyllene

Dagen Tor föddes

På trottoaren, vid Taco Bell

Där låg Loke

—KJN

My translation:

The sun shone, sweet golden

The day of Tor’s birth

On the tarmac, by Taco Bell

There lay Loki

(For poetry reasons, Thor needs the Swedish spelling.)

[theshitpostcalligrapher]

@bold-sartorial-statement

ay yo show ur husband 

[andersonsallpurpose]

@bold-sartorial-statement no but hang on this should be in runes: 

(oops spot the typos)

[svampurinn]

i wanna translate this into icelandic so imma do it 

Sólin skein, björt og gullin við fæðingu Þórs á stígnum við Taco Bell Þar lá Loki

[books-and-candy-ples]

The amount of quality going into these shitposts is amazing

[rembrandtswife]

This is not shitposting, this is transformative work!

[theshitpostcalligrapher]

so fun fact yall. A certain someone splurged out the cash to get this remastered with illumination, what do yall think?

[sapphic-matriarchy]

someday archeologists are gonna find this. 

[theshitpostcalligrapher]

which is why i made things like the soft taco just as detailed as the emblems of thor (goat, hammer, rune) and loki (Baldersbrow holding back the fenriswolf, Jörmungandr, rune) 

[basketballhoopshowerhead]

whats the meaning of life? son, its those little tiny pumpkins. the ones that are mad small.  you know the ones i mean. 

[quinn-fabray]