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source

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Fourteen Years in Prison for Quoting Hamas? New Law Could Criminalise Journalists

Starmer is rushing legislation through parliament that experts say threatens free speech, public interest journalism and international human

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Camping with Snufkin and Little My.

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We need to bring Kurimanju to America, I think he would love our cuisine

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[volcanows]

my friends keep trying to look in the mirror but i dont have mirrors in my car so i fixed it

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[cubewaano]

do you guys think a shark has ever eaten an ant

[ratfuck]

yeah one ant couldve crawled on the ceiling at an aquarium and tripped and falled and landed in the big tank full of big ass fish and coincidentally drifted right into the open mouth of a shark just swimming because sharks need to keep moving with their mouths open to breathe or else they’ll die and float belly up at the aquarium and make little kids cry because they think someone just murdered baby shark I think its at least plasable

[cubewaano]

do you think a shark would like the taste of ants if it could eat enough of them in one bite to taste them

[ratfuck]

no i dont like the taste when i eat them i dont think they would like the taste if they ate them its probably for real like poison to them idk.

[cubewaano]

okay

[theehorsepusssy]

[veggieblt]

A BREAKTHROUGH FOR SCIENCE

[shadsasaur]

looks like a lot of people in the notes are unfamiliar with the old sonic colouring book edits!

[woolandflax]

Ha I wonder how many strokes the most complex Chinese character has like maybe eightee-

[woolandflax]

Has a Chinese son, names him bèng-dá, and he hates me

[woolandflax]

My beloved son 䨻龘 just trying to write his name in kindergarten

[inthefallofasparrow]

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World Heritage Post

[hottestroadkill]

i think chris flemings is one of the only comedians thats going to get into heaven

[angel-derangement]

they put pussy in the water supply to keep the lesbians healthy

ⓘ Fact Check

There are currently no jurisdictions worldwide that mandate the addition of pussy to drinking water, nor have any clinical trials shown that the addition of pussy to drinking water has any significant effect on the heath of lesbians.

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[angel-derangement]

idk why but they buried the option to turn this feature off - but you can find it if you go to the FAQ.

[tforthetea]

WHY DID THEY NEED TO CLAIRIFY THAT

[phyrexian-lootbug]

Tumblr has fact checking?

[tforthetea]

apparently???

[angel-derangement]

yeah it’s new :/ they announced it on the staff blog here

[idkwhatthisisbutheresdcandstuff]

HUH?????

Why did I find this out in a shit post about pussy and lesbians?????

[angel-derangement]

have you got notifications on for announcements? you can find the setting here if not

[xylophonetangerine]

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[official-kircheis]

where's that post of someone getting a letter from their bank like "dear keith we realise you're just taking the piss but every time you venmo your mate for 'al-qaeda training camp' we do have to, by law, fill out a lot of boring paperwork for the police so we'd really appreciate it if you'd stop doing that"

[andmaybegayer]

here it is