BUTTLORD

niff.

[ncwkid]

                 considers inviting butters over for dinner tonight ,  she has matzo ball soup .

[ncwkid]

* BREATHES GROSSLY INTO THE MIC *

[ncwkid]

                THEY SAY A NEW KID                                BROUGHT A WHOLE NEW HERO TO TOWN .

                                                                                    rules .

[ncwkid]

mtntwn :

❝ i don’t think i’ll be able to make it , butt kid . i don’t think i have the energy . ❞  —   it’s being sapped from him by these temptresses, who have their pretty little claws dug into him, draining away his life force and his dads money. they’re his kryptonite. his weakness. succubi taking all he has. one can’t simply expect him to get up and walk away from it, can they?

               A DANGEROUS GAME  //  SIRENS SONG  seems to dig its claws deeper into familiar foe ,  a charming spell no doubt catering to the fourthie’s weaknesses .   although her costume is already a bit revealing ,  the vigilante marks her stance wide ,  folded arms leveled like they’re meant to frame some grand reveal .            ❛      you’ve been seduced by fellow mosquito bites ,  but you have yet to see  THESE !      ❜

               arms open wide ,  a sight to behold as chest produced  ( &&. often overlooked by the guys )  showcases two pre-developed breasts ,  already on their way to a full b cup this young .   is she ashamed ?   absolutely ,  but she’ll weaponize these  bad boy boobies  if it’ll knock some sense into the malaria menace .

                                ❛      put down  the wings ,  stash your dad’s card  ;    you’re coming back to the coon lair with  ME ,  zika breath .      ❜

[ncwkid]

@brgrchld​

               OLD TOWN BLOOD  //  HABITS DIE HARD ,  penpal letter clutched in gloved hands that crumple the writing .   it had been years since she last saw the shoreline ,  the roar of ocean waves ,  the scent of fried food  &&.  sea water mixed with the boardwalk lights .   she remembered her young childhood friend well ,  how they used to scurry around the elementary school halls during class time with their bathroom passes  &&.  rig lockers to explode with ink packs .

               excitement boils in snow boots as she stands outside her front stoop ,  waiting for the vacationing family to pull up in front of her wintery yard  &&.  see those bouncing black locks charge at her like bull horns .   once the caravan does arrive ,  blank eyes blink away the shock of new outfit ,  of bunny ears barreling down her lawn to collide  &&.  crash their noggins together in an abrupt headbutt .   falling back onto her steps for a haphazard collapse ,  a hand comes to forehead to knead away the now growing bruise .

                                ❛      HEY  louise ,      ❜            starts sharply ,  spoken through grit teeth  &&.  hissing breath ,  already asthmatic from being knocked down like a hockey opponent .   an eye opens finally to find her friend ,  smile awkwardly crackling across delirious vision   /   still half blinded by the concussion .

                                ❛      been a few years ,  huh .      ❜

[ncwkid]

ok but highkey i’m getting rly fucking excited for chanukah ,  especially since i’ve been on a low of religious practice i’m suddenly like hyperaware of traditions  &&.  i’m waaaaay too hype for this year .

[ncwkid]

bluesnoclues :

boooooo

i get you have a crush on him or whatever but do I have to be the digital equivalent of the guy passing your notes to him in class

               shut the FUCK up i dont have a crush on eric ,  wtf horseshit are you spitting at me stan                its fine ill just send him smth since i slept off the anxiety

[ncwkid]

bluesnoclues :

it’s almost like we’re whispering

you can flood his dms if you want dude i have never talked to that guy in my life

               dude i have no balls ,  they went into my b cup tits                 i literally don’t have the will power to just pop into eric’s dms like hey broski check out my hot chick bod u called masculine for like ,  weeks .   what’s up trash panda hyd .                i can’t ,  stan .   i’d literally rather go pee on a catcus .

[ncwkid]

bluesnoclues​ :

i’ll @ you whenever i feel like it

also why are we typing so small

               ✨ aesthetic ✨                wanna go flood cartman’s dms ,  let him know new kid’s finally here ?

[ncwkid]

bluesnoclues :

bitch

               don’t @ me whore  </3                what’s up tho ,  who’re we fightin 1v1 2nite ?

[ncwkid]

               it is taking EVERY FIBER of my being not to send him a msg .   damn you cartman .

[ncwkid]

               quietly stares at her pocket bible ,  her porcelain menorah ,  &&.  crystal pendant for communing with auras .   when will she admit her complex religion fiasco .   born under jewish culture ,  forced into catholicism ,  shifted into wiccan practice .

               GOD THE NEW JERSEY BORN MISSES HER CHANUKAH .

[ncwkid]

killedkennys :

            “   WMMMFPH  ?!   NMMMMPH  …   fffmmmph  .   nmph   smmffrph   mmrpph  .   bmph  ——   ymmph ,   uh  .   ymmph   knmmrph   mph   cnnmmph   trrmph   thmmph ,   rmmff  ?   mph   wmmrrph   jmmmph   kmmmffrph  .   ”   kenny   looks   sheepish   as   he   handles   the   wad   of   notes ,   attempting   to   push   it   back   into   the   girls   hands  .

               SMILE CRACKS  //  BREAKS THE CROWN   entitled upon queen’s brow ,  messy grasp shoving plastic baggie of bills  &&.  coins back into the mccormick’s palms .   he’s so cute when he’s muffled ,  poor fella must be getting all the fur in his mouth though .   better not taste like faux when they kiss later !

                                ❛      sure you can !   i have like ,  four times  as much left over ,  kens .   jus’ go get karen a nice toy or two ,  something  long lasting  &&.  well made .      ❜

[ncwkid]

@killedkennys :  *through tears* sugar mommy

                                ❛      i  WILL  break up with you ,  smart mouth .      ❜

[ncwkid]

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(002.)   i’m not elitist in the slightest! i actually really hope to make new acquaintances here  &&.  get to know those on this platform, so anyone’s welcome to reach out. the typical “no-no” people are exempt from this privilege.

(003.)   ships ARE a possibility, but not all of them will be HEALTHY.  be warned: this blog might contain toxic relationships as well as mental manipulation  &&.  heavier psychological aspects ;   these topics will be tagged accordingly.

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(006.)   art credit : made by me or mutuals psd by max. found at @maternas.

[kidanew]

@ncwkid movie night

[ncwkid]

sunbun-hub​ :

“What? Um…yeah, sure. I don’t know what you think you’re gonna accomplish though; I’ve been banging my head against this fucker for about fifteen minutes already.”

Still, Kenny’s pretty interested in seeing what New Kid can do. That’s why he takes the snowball pressing against his nose to keep holding it in place, freeing her up to do…whatever she has planned.

               DETERMINATION // EYES FLARE with an idea as kenny switches pressure from new kid's temperate touch , applying his own care as she reels back . gloves dust on coat , brush blood &&. snowflakes from fingertips as butthole levels with the opponent in question . with punches that can bend parking meters &&. bust atms , a vending machine meant NOTHING to the sheer measure of her strength . palm braces knuckles to crack them in preparation , if not to adjust gloves for the sheer amount of brute skill about to be shown .

               not once does she glance back towards kenny , having enough faith in him to handle his own wound , stepping up to plate in front of the vendor . a breath oozes steadily from chapped lips , fist raised to diaphragm height . two poffs of fist connecting to braced palm , the unseen mashing building up power to exert a DRAGON FORCE PUNCH in the ways of a martial artist class . back reels fist , the fire embellished fury hurled forward to smash glass without once getting cut by the remains or the flying debris that scatters into the snow around her .

               glove sweeps edges , brushes shards &&. jagged remnants from casing , revealing the entirety of the vending machine to choose from . a soft "huh" ushers out in surprise to the over-performance , head twisted back to briefly glance kenny's way . ❛  nevermind , i guess it's all you can eat &&. drink , haha !   ❜