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blake kathryn
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cherry valley forever
Three Goblin Art
will byers stan first human second
Sweet Seals For You, Always
Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her

JVL
Monterey Bay Aquarium
hello vonnie
i don't do bad sauce passes
tumblr dot com
PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH
Cosimo Galluzzi

@theartofmadeline
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Kiana Khansmith
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One Nice Bug Per Day
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~ * Nebula bunnies * ~ These custom printed cuties are available through my etsy shop, The Stitchy Button, and also as one of the perks of joining my patreon during the month of June. Through my patreon, you can get a Featured Bunny every month or every three months, along with fan art prints, coupons to the shop, and more :)
Chopped but every time someone is eliminated the judges sing an Oompa-Loompa style song about what they did wrong
Photos That look Like Renaissance Paintings
I wish we had the credit for all these photos
sorry about that, here you go:
four men, one smoking - Dimitri Staszewski
brawling ukrainian politicians - Valentyn Ogirenko
man painting with cat in foreground - Reddit user Ktai_Arterion
ted cruz - Jason Reed
man lying in busy street - Joel Goodman
laughing man framed by grimy window - Leo Berne
woman baking in sunlight - Bas Uterwijk
bickering traders on a red couch - Adam Grey
Total Eclipse of the Chart
The Do’s & Don’ts of eating sushi ...
her friend is so embarrassed they’re never ever having sushi again
who the fuck eats sushi with ketchup
I don’t know, but this is wrong on sake, that last is definitely the way to do it.
friendly advise to not revolve your life around one person, one feeling, one place, one memory, one problem. the complexity of life and the diversity of the world is beautiful and you have the right to explore it. do not settle for less. you deserve better.
What if Mike was short for Micycle
every now and then theres a text post that gets stuck in my damn head. here it is. im never going to be free of micycle
What if bike was short for bichael
when you realize they weren’t waving to u
the worlds most under appreciated meme is John Kenn pictures with captions
This appeals to my sense of humour far more than any written words can communicate
colored the HellMouth™
New form of joke: telling someone to roll an ability check for something that obviously doesn’t need that type of check
“I wanna see if this dead body is anyone we recognize” “Roll an acrobatics check”
You say joke, but I like to use it as an opportunity to genuinely fuck with players. “I want to see if the dead body is anyone we know.” “Roll acrobatics.” “11?” “The body seizes you by the wrists and lunges at your throat with its teeth, howling like a demon. You are grappled. Roll initiative.”
Or, “I want to check the chest for traps.” “Roll performance.” “Okay, uh. 17…?” “You start whistling quietly while you go about tapping, poking, and examining the sides of the chest. It’s a pretty catchy tune you picked up a couple days ago from the bard.” “Alright, neat, and the chest?” “The chest starts humming along.”
OH MY GOSH THAT SECOND ONE IS A RLLY GOOD IDEA
blinded by ego
Persona 5 - Tarot of Marseilles Major Arcana
It hasn’t escaped me that the designs contain some element of winking mockery to them, compared to the original Marseilles Tarot designs or iconography in general.
I’m torn on whether my favourite bit of non-standard iconography is the Hanged Man (XII) taking a selfie, or the High Priestess (II) reading porn.
imagine Bob Ross painting in the style of Hieronymus Bosch
“this little demon down here is kind of lonely, let’s give him some happy little friends. little demon party.”
#Hieronymus Bob
It’s your tortured human soul, you can choose how many blackbirds you want to fly out of his anus. Just as many as you think it needs.
Here’s a comic I made for today’s edition of Le Monde Diplomatique in Germany. Click to enlarge the images and read it in English, or click here to read it in German.
-Jake