Nébore

(she/her) Sleep deprived

[ryanishyperfixating]

“Wow, I have a great idea for an angsty fic” I said, and 30 minutes later I was researching in depth how to make rugs.

These are two fully connected things somehow.

[guooey]

[gayrika]

[aquatic-turquoise-deactivated20]

I read that as dual wedding and i had to

[sunnyslidetotheleft]

lets give them a proper skyrim marriage

[g-a-y-g-o-y-l-e]

i love how tumblr users play with jpegs like dolls

[mysterytriozine]

Care for a sneak peek? 👁

Today's zine writing preview is done by FemaleMarauder7 on Tumblr!

[robin-jay-404]

Does Stan still have his perfect lawn chair?

Yes :3

He’s stuck on it

[robin-jay-404]

Bean Ford x Jelly Beans

Bean polycule 👀

[heideez]

in a decrepit old cabin in the middle of the woods, two broken brothers begin a herculean effort to put themselves back together. a sequel to my franken-stan fic "a robin in a glass maze" check tags for tws, take care of yourself!

NEW COTR IM SO HYPE FOR THIS CHAPTERRRR IVE BEEN WANTING TO WRITE IT FOR SO LONGGGG YAYYYYYY!!!!

check tws please but GO GO GOGOGOGOGO!!!

[newrider]

[wamscoastsmoker]

IT’S HALLOWEEN TIME TO GET SPOOKY

[notsocialphobixanymorelmao-deac]

I T S T H E M I D D L E O F J U N E

[wamscoastsmoker]

I T I S H A L L O W E E N T I M E T O G E T S P O O K Y

[pwhyxco]

ok who the fuck got this on my dash it’s still june

[wamscoastsmoker]

get spooky

[tshifty]

how does this appear every june

[likeimbrandnew]

T I M E T O G E T S P O O K Y

[hellscape-of-sarah-blog]

it’s june

[prinxiety-logicalitysanderssides]

T I M E T O G E T S P O O K I N G Y’ A L L

[imin-loveanon-deactivated202006]

LEE IT’S JUNE

[weirdsthenewnormal]

GAY HALLOWEEN TIME

[2am-soda-deactivated20211215]

y’all know what fuckin month it is 😎

[sexy-people-contests-2026]

It’s pride month everybody!!!!!!

[nebore]

So, I'm being informed that my cat just:

1-Dropped everything from the coffee table

2-Ran away

3-Came back inmediatly to push the things under the sofa

4-Ran away again

I'm so proud of him

[mockwa]

[blackwoolncrown]

congrats lil buddy that’s the worst anyone’s ever done it

[manuciruja]

awww the like button turns into a rainbow when you press it! that's so cute...hey staff what's with all the trans women you keep nuking?

[manuciruja]

i think we should be ridiculing them more for this. you don't get to try and go all "queer website" when your staff likes to go on nuking sprees targeting the trans fem users

[harboretum]

Like clockwork

[harboretum]

For reference

[cat-faces]

kids have no concept of anything. i walked into my kindergarten class and one kid asked me what my name was. when i said miss jones, he said “i like that name. did you know i’m in love with you”

[letthemountainsmoveyou-deactiva]

i asked my four year old cousin how old he thought i was going to be at my next birthday and he said 8. im 23

[roonilwazlip-deactivated2022021]

once i told a 6 year old that i had finished school and was doing “more school” [university] and she asked “why haven’t you found anyone to marry then”

[byeeyeslikeacat-deactivated2019]

We were at a museum and I was asking for the student discount and my nine year old cousin looks up at me with his eyes wide and says “wait you’re a STUDENT??”

[meelothemanly]

I used to babysit these three kids and the eldest who was around 11 at the time was talking about how adults are boring and when I told him I was an adult he said, “That’s not true, you’re my age”

[cractasticdispatches]

our aunt teaches and she has this story about a little girl who really was always pretty quiet in class and then on the final day of kindergarten she just up and stated ‘i’m all teached now. i don’t need to be teached anymore. i’m done of being teached.’

[diamondelight92]

once when i was 19, I told my little cousin that i was 19 and she looked up at me with huge eyes and went, “Does that mean you don’t have to bring an adult with you to the pool?”

[maraudersvibes]

My 6 year old cousin saw me driving for the first time, looked up at him mom and said “does that mean she is married now?”

[standard-fiend]

I watched my dad and my niece (3 at the time) arguing over a pair of pants and whether or not they were also a dress. My neice’s argument was that they were, in fact, also a dress because they were blue.

[loveyoutothem00n]

I asked the kids in my daycare class what they thought I should be for Halloween and this little boy goes, “ooh I know! A pickle! You’d be such a good pickle”

[aimmyarrowshigh]

On the first day of class with my favorite student of all time, I said, “Are you okay? You look like you have a question.” And she looked me right in the eyes and said, tremulously,

“Can a piranha eat a stapler?”

[manic-kin]

One time I was working with a kid and he looked up at me and asked “Do you have a boy?” I had no idea what he was talking about, but I told him that I did not have any boys. He looked shocked and then deeply concerned and said “Well, you better hurry up and shave your arms so you can get married; August is next month!”

[dinovia-grant]

I was sitting on the floor with my 3yo niece and we were playing with her younger brother’s alphabet blocks and the O had an octopus on it.  So I picked it up and asked her what it was.

“Octopus,” she said, all curls and smiles.

“And what kind of animal is an octopus?” I asked.  I was looking for “fish” or “sea creature” but I would have accepted almost anything–”weird,” “gross,” even “slimy.”  “Underwater” or “it lives in the ocean” would have also been acceptable. 

She looks me right in the eye and says, happy as a clam, “It’s a cephalopod.”

I haven’t been the same since.

[robin-jay-404]

Dipoer bean, Soos bean, and Wendy bean saving Mabel bean from the bubble she was stuck in during Weirdmageddon and comforting her <33

They’re just glad she’s okay :(

[robin-jay-404]

I was wondering if Mabel bean has a Waddles to cuddle?

Of course she does :3

You can see more of him here!

[robin-jay-404]

Would the baby bean Stan twins protect the nibbling beans despite their size?

Of course they would :3

Even if they don’t recognize them as future niblings, those are their friends! 😤

[robin-jay-404]

You should give lil Stan a lil water gun so he can cause a lot of mischief. For the lil beans. Also I love them so much your art style is awesome

Aw thank you :3

Chaos bean >:3

[robin-jay-404]

How did portal ford bean survive in the multiverse?

It was hard at first, being so little, since traveling took him much longer on little legs and he ran the risk of being stepped on

But then he realized, being tiny had perks,

So he adapted :3