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No gay has all 5:

- A job

- Good relationship with father

- Neurotypical brain

- Ability to top

- Driver’s license

garbage-empress

this is a fun post because people will say how many they have in the tags then you get to figure out which ones.

#4 of them

auckie

My blog policy is If you see something, say something

auckie

Outstanding. This is what I’m talking about people.

followthebluebell

It’s so goddamn weird when guys INSIST they have the right number. Sorry, bro, but I’m definitely not the girl you were chatting with on tinder. Like… Idk what to tell you.

kaijutegu

you’ve been Brandon-from-Econ’d.

dragqueenmerlin

Just received my size 50 knitting needles in the mail, and I’m pretty sure these are weapons, not craft making tools

carypm

The cat’s face

effyeahhiccstrid

I almost scrolled past this, but the cat’s face.

princesstigerbelle

the-wonder-kitten

Thinkin about the yarn that’s goin on those bad boys

haridraws

CON SAVE // one of my comics from the D&Doodles book

feebledungeons

I’ve reblogged this before but it makes me laugh every fucking time.

showerthoughtsofficial

Pineapple pizza and country music are very similar. People in support of them are chill about it and don’t really shove it in your face. People that are against them will go out of their way to push down pineapple pizza eaters and country lovers.

catleecious

russa

Mommy teaching babby easier water drinking way because drinking water is hard experience u get it in your nose. Jesus how she puts her paw on his head in the second one. Such concern and love.

trekkiee

THIS IS THE CUTEST THING I HAVE EVER FUCKING SEEN FROM CATS EVER

jaidefinichon

tamascotchi-deactivated20190101

theyre happy to see each other

blackqueerblog

Suicidal walruses make me hate humans

ziyal

I don’t watch the Bachelor but I’m really glad i know people who do so that I can be informed that on tonight’s episode the current bachelor took off all his recording equipment jumped over a fence and ran away into the forest

gremlinkisser

holy shit?

happyendingsong

youtube link for international viewers

penguinated

According to Colton, he actually expected a producer or someone from the team at abc to be on the other side. When he realized he was truly alone for the first time in weeks he just took off into the Portuguese countryside. Now keep in mind, he’s a former football player and super athletic in general so they had to get in trucks to catch him.

0kkvlt

I don’t give a cold fuck about the facts of what happened or didn’t here, I’m just in awe of this description making it sound like this dude was a fucking raptor busting out of Jurassic Park with handlers racing against the clock to Bring Him In Before He Kills Again™

queenophydea

The Easter bunny is jesus’ fursona

awkward-scarfy-boi-deactivated2

Actually, easter was a pagan Holliday and like many other pagan hollidays, the Christians took it and made it based around their religion. Rabbits are the symbol of fertility and are associated with spring. Christians just took it to become the day for zombie Jesus to come.

queenophydea

Jesus is the easter bunnys humansona

anoramactir

“straight people have never known what it’s like for their love to be illegal!” hey quick question have any of y’all ever heard of anti miscegenation laws in your life

anoramactir

the same month my dad turned five, his aunt was denied a marriage because she was brown and her fiancé was white. this was not that long ago! like, please do call out and talk about straight privilege. but as a queer person of color: i am begging y’all to do it w/o erasing the history of racism