"Magic," she said.

crushing pussy, marry a man

[paper-mario-wiki]

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And I get a little bit Genghis Kahnghis I don’t want you to get it onghis Nobody else but me (ooooh) With nobody else but MeeeeMe

I get a little bit Danghis Dahn Don’t want you to Genghis on with Nobody else but Mingus Nobody else but Mingus Kingus

[just-illegal]

i HAVE [remembers that suicide jokes are bad] no choice but to revolutionize the world

[eebie]

i miss everyone

[eebie]

[minionresearch]

[ceilingfan5]

MEASURE NEVER

CUT WHENEVER

LIVE FOREVER

DIE ON ANY HILL

[sobcat]

[shamebats]

Half the people on the internet for some reason

[tpwrtrmnky]

Fucking hilarious that "get hit by lightning and catch fire" is a real evolutionary strategy used by grass and flowers to proliferate by clearing out the competition

[tpwrtrmnky]

Survival of the fittest? Nah. Catch fire and let future generations rise from the ashes of other species that take longer to grow back and happened to be growing nearby.

[batshit-auspol]

May, 2019: Minister Angus Taylor forgets to switch to his alt account before commenting praise on his own Facebook status

To this day, Angus cannot post on social media without being flooded with comments reading "Fantastic. Great Move. Well done Angus."

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[batshit-auspol]

Pleased to announce this guy just became the leader of the opposition in Australia, and the comments on instagram did not dissapoint

[vadergf]

My favourite trope in the world is overpowered main characters who think they aren't that great at whatever they're doing and they're just scraping by, meanwhile they're the devil incarnate from everyone else's pov

[rockergiirl]

*test driving a car with the salesperson in the car with me* hey do you mind if i test the sound system with my music?

yeah sure go ahead

*connect my mp3 player*

*song starts and the vocals are clearly my voice*

i love crashing my car, crashing the car i'm driving is my favourite, the only thing i love more than crashing cars is crashing cars with other people in the car with me

[caats]

[sacred-portal]

[waystar-royco]

the thing that makes hotd so fun is that there’s no jon snow types to bring the mood down with their fucking morals or whatever. it’s just all crazy bitches all the time.

[victoria-daydreams]

This video of Paddy Considine saying "she's serving Targaryen realness" has me stunlocked

[mothermara]

when draugr know disarm/unrelenting force shouts. fuck that stop throwing me around the dungeon then slapping my sword out of my hand you cunt

[goofstep]

not my chicken ass getting left alone with the wheat while the man takes his fox across the river