One Percent Chance

Griff, he, 30. I like birds and have cats.

[teathattast]

[datasoong47]

[hballegro]

Attacked by very sudden torrential downpour and went to check the weather radar and then remembered this image

[icarewhatyouthink]

big dino my beloved let imagineering make gigantic mechanical abominations again

[knightofleo]

[herpsandbirds]

Common eider

[phynoma]

This needs to be immortalized because it's what made me turn on the sound. And they were right

[fuckyoubaker]

MONDAY.

SPITE AS FUEL.

[stitchthisfiona]

Today in niche genres of joke that I can never get enough of and will probably still be secretly thinking about four years later

[cleolinda]

[cleolinda]

[lotus0kid]

[lotus0kid]

[pomme-poire-peche]

[lotus0kid]

[sashaforthewin]

[jack-of-no-cows]

[ghirahimbo]

[dibujos-de-la-orilla]

120/365

1-800-ARE-YOU-SLAPPING

[hometoursandotherstuff]

[idle-drifter]

[homeofhousechickens]

[mundanesalad]

it came to me in a vision

[bug-lovers-island]

Been thinking about hot rod horseshoe crab all day

[mychemicalraymance]

Ohhhhh my god you're fighting in the ultimate showdown of ultimate destiny? Should we tell everyone? Should we throw a party? Should we invite Gandalf the grey and Gandalf the white and Monty python and the holy grail's black knight and benito mussolini and the blue meanie and cowboy curtis and jambi the genie, robocop, the terminator, captain kirk and Darth Vader, Lo Pan, superman and every single power ranger, bill s preston and Theodore Logan, Spock, the rock, doc oc and hulk hogan?

[catcrumb]

[himynameisemail]

[neftgriffin]

Just had a man ask me if there were any "seeds or herbs" he could take to prevent getting parasites from his dog.

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"This is a question for your physician"

[pokeballvictim]

I am a grown ass adult and I still get nausea when I feel like I'm in trouble. They're gonna send me to the principals office and take away my toys for a week. Can you just fucking kill me instead of making me stew in my fucking anxiety

[boatgrave-deactivated20250901]