We Die Like Men

Actual trash

[zachdoeslife-deactivated2020040]

Important discoveries being made over here.

[cymbal-5-deactivated20240905]

oh my god😂

[corny-calypso]

longlifebrooke

[thesporkidentity]

[audio transcription: So I’m sure we’ve all seen the videos recently of these things *squeezes the honking chicken several times* little chickens. Um. Well, so I discovered recently that if you pull the head off and then pull the noisemaker out it’s the right size that you can stick it in the end of a trombone mouthpiece. And then *deep breath* *the loudest, most horrible blatting noises* Yeah.]

[forbiddenseason]

Has science gone too far

[raptorific]

Hello dearest perverts! Please welcome our guest cartoonist today, Razorfucker McGee, here to explain whatever the fuck this fetish is!

[asskylosaurus]

I want Silk Hydro to grind my dick clean off my body with her razor face and leave me with a perfectly smooth crotch region

[raptorific]

Before you speak - T.H.I.N.K.

T - is it true? H - is it helpful? I - is it inspiring? N - is it necessary? K - is it kind?

[orzesc]

[cannon-fannon]

THIS SPEAKS TO ME ON A MOLECULAR LEVEL RIGHT NOW.

[tjspider]

You are witnessing a broken human being

[mauridianhallow]

This is actually me like constantly now

[sidevilde]

The older I get the more I identify with this when I come across it

[gwynething]

I just got a new humidifier and I am fuckin’ pumped

[nicejewishguy]

Wtf is sephora

It sounds scary

[starcades]

isn’t that the guy with the long white hair from final fantasy

[venatus]

no your thinking of sephiroth, a sephora is an angel belonging to the highest order of angels

[punlich]

No you’re thinking of a Seraph

A sephora is a second year college or high school student

[one-eyed-pom]

No, you’re thinking of sophomore. A sephora is when you use your phone to take a picture of yourself.

[lethalneuroses]

no, you’re thinking of a selfie. a sephora is a calm breeze.

[waffle-sorter]

No, you’re thinking of a zephyr. A sephora is one of those Greek vases with the two handles and the pictures.

[leeshajoy]

You’re thinking of an amphora. Sephora is the web browser you have to use on iOS devices.

[animatedamerican]

You’re thinking of Safari.  Sephora is an informal term for the seven-week period of counting the days between Pesach and Shavuot in the Jewish calendar.

[hhertzof]

You’re thinking of Sefiras. Sephora is a bright blue gemstone best known for combining with Ruby to create Garnet and lead the Crystal Gems, training Pokemon, and/or assisting Steel to fight against time’s intrusions into our realm.

[rareandradiant-maiden]

No, you’re thinking of sapphire. Sephora is actually a part of a flower; it protects the flower in bud and supports the petals in bloom.

[jewishdragon]

No, you’re thinking of sepal. Sephora is the wife of Moses, who lead the Israelites people out of Egypt. 

[osheamobile]

No, you’re thinking of Tzipporah. Sephora was an ancient Greek poet who inspired a lot of lady-lovin’.

[jeremywhitley]

No, you’re thinking of Sappho.

Sephora is the youngest of the five Marx brothers.

[optimysticals]

No, you’re thinking of Zeppo.

Sephora is the Heimdall’s sister.

[flatbear]

No no no guys, you’re thinking of Sif. Sephora is a venereal disease that turns your brain to swiss cheese, going so far as to destroy external features like the nose. Famous gangster Al Capone suffered from sephora.

[corruptinnocent]

No, you’re thinking of syphilis. Sephora is that radiant feeling you get when you have found perfect peace and happiness.

[emceescabaret-deactivated201812]

No, you’re thinking of euphoria. Sephora’s a fucking makeup store you dipshits.

[alexexotic]

Only blogging because this is my favorite tumblr post and i can never find it when I need to.

[postillfastill]

i saw a really cool butterfly expert man on PBS and was so in awe of him and his butterfly knowledge i tracked down the episode online to see how to spell his name and found his twitter and followed him, only for the next day to awaken to him having read not only my webcomic, but also my livetweets saying how i wanted to marry the butterfly man. he said he was flattered. anyway the moral of the story is please don’t underestimate how far down your twitter a bored entomologist will scroll, and also the internet was a mistake.

[ruthfully]

ENGAGE YOUR HEROES THEY LOVE YOU

[nothinbutmaggotybread]

when i see a cute boy

[third-personomniscient-deactiva]

I’m on mobile and I was in no way ready for that image when it loaded

[carry-on-my-wayward-nun]

Oh my fucking god I laughed for about five minutes

[strongbowdarkfruit]

i’m glad papa smurf wasn’t called daddy smurf that was a close call

[datamother]

animal crossing go

help out your neighbours and friends. make your house look pretty. be kind

[horchatadrinker]

finally told my parents they’re gay

[gtgcya-archive]

i mean sure

[concealedblade-deactivated20210]

these are the only two moods human beings are capable of experiencing

[sovietnam]

[wizcoylifa]

R E T U R N    T O    T H E     D E P T H S

[theonion]

[jjanoskians]

[profeminist]

Source

[meelothemanly]

the creator of deadpool being explained who deadpool is will still be my favorite of all the memes

[mayothompson]

rest in peace you boy

[korolevx-deactivated20180128]

it was a surreal day for texas

[obviousplant]

I installed a ‘Relationship Saving Station’ at Ikea to help keep couples from fighting.