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What Day Is It Today?

It’s Chirno day!

Here’s an adult Chirno :p

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So... I may’ve gotten into Touhou. Maybe a bit too much? But ehh, here ya go. A Marisa drawing I probably should’ve spent more than the 3 hours on it.

I dunno if mixing her current and PC98 designs made for a good outfit but meh ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ I like it.

Critism is encouraged!

[nowyoukno]

[fangirling-so-hard-rn]

Crows are scary They

use tools

Can be taught to speak (like parrots)

Have huge brains for birds

like seriously their brain-to-body size ratio is equal to that of a chimpanzee

They vocalize anger, sadness, or happiness in response to things

they are scary smart at solving puzzles

some crows stay with their mates until one of them dies

they can remember faces

SIDENOTE HERE BECAUSE HOLY SHIT.  They did an experiment where these guys wore masks and some of them fucked with crows.  Pretty soon the crows recognized the masks = douchebag.  But the nice guys with masks they left alone.  THEN, OH WE’RE NOT DONE, NO SIR crows that WEREN’T EVEN IN THE EXPERIMENT AND NEVER SAW THE MASK BEFORE knew about mask-dudes and attacked them on sight.  THEY PASSED ON THE FUCKING INFORMATION TO THEIR CROW BUDDIES.

They remember places where crows were killed by farmers and change their migration patterns.

Guys I’m really scared of crows now. (q) 

[doctormemelordmd]

Yeah but have you seen this 

[stultiloquentia]

A colleague of my dad’s lives next to a lake, and looked out the window one morning to see a duck trapped in the ice. A crow swooped down. “Oh hell,” she thought, expecting carnage, because crows are opportunists. But the crow chipped at the ice with its beak until the duck was free.

[warwyrd-deactivated20170724]

Idk of this counts but a few crows saved me from a magpie swooping attack once ,they’re bros who can tell when magpies are being unreasonable and need to chill

[reallymisscoffee]

I love crows so damn much. When I was fifteen, I hit a pretty serious bout of depression, to the point I was in my room for months. Well, a family of crows made a nest in a tree outside my window. There were two parents and two chicks. One chick was healthy and strong. One was weak, and had a caw like something being strained. It sounded more like a rooster crowing and so my parents jokingly named him ‘Buck’.Well… months passed and Buck’s sibling was taught to fly. His parents focused on the sibling because the sibling was strong. The father stayed behind to try and teach Buck, but I saw him try to fly, fail, and crash to the floor. His father helped him back up into the tree.

Every day, I would watch Buck from my window until one day I opened it and started talking to him. He was small and gangly and he couldn’t caw right. His feathers were all over the place and I felt a kinship. So I made a deal with him. I told him that if he could do it, if he could fly, then I could find the strength to get up. Well… near the end of the season, after talking with him every day, I finally saw him get out of the nest. He went to the edge of his branch, braced himself, and jumped… and just before he hit the ground, he soared back up into the sky. I cheered harder than I ever had before.

That winter, Buck left the area. I was crestfallen. I felt like I’d lost a friend. But I was so damn proud of him. 

Cut to the next spring? I’m walking up the driveway one day when suddenly I hear a sound… a broken caw. I look up, and Buck is sitting in a tree above my head. He stared at me and puffed his feathers, then hopped down in front of me and cawed again. I was so damn thrilled, and I told him how proud I was of him. He ruffled his feathers and then soared off into his old tree. 

That summer? I heard two broken caws. One from Buck… and one from his chick.

Cut to ten years later? We have a family of crows who all have a very distinct caw and they come here and spend every spring, summer, and fall on our property. Buck still greets me every spring.

[ruggie-bucchis]

that last reply made me wanna cry. that’s so beautiful.

[avianawareness]

Don’t forget the Russian Crow SLEDDING DOWN A ROOF not once, but twice. 

[odpixel]

this one morning i kept hearing really loud caws, i remember it was like 5am, LIKE REALLY LOUD AND ANNOYING AND AGGRESSIVE, so loud that i could hear it through a closed window, and i eventually went outside to check it out. there was a crow on my front lawn, it had an injury on its head and couldn’t fly and there were two other crows circling right above it, and they were cawing like mad. 

i tried to get close and take a better look and one of them dived super low and tried to attack me. so i went back in the house and chopped some sliced raw meat and tossed it at him from a distance.

a few more times later, very soon after, they could tell i was trying to help, and did not attack me. i was “allowed” to walk up close and pick him up, he couldn’t drink water properly so i had to dip my finger in a bowl and stick it in his mouth.

i did this few times a day and it went on for about a week before he disappeared, i thought he recovered and left, but he came back the next day and lands on me, and i see him around the block quite often, and he would come sit on my shoulder for a few minutes and then fly away again. i feel like i’ve adopted a son.

[lilith-knight]

Best birbs !!

[221cbakerstreet]

your son is Beautiful and Strong

[solitarelee]

every time I see this post it has different crow stories and every time I reblog it again because all crow stories are good stories

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This is why I love crovids. 

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An image I made about 6-7 hours ago, but never ended up posting here. Some people told me it was good, but, eh, not too sure I believe them.

But what I say about my own art shouldn't dictate your sentientments on it :p

Constructive criticism is encouraged!

[gifsboom]

Red Eyed Albino Owl 

[werewolfstripclub]

Is this a fairy

[tenaflyviper]

Whatever it is, it’s clearly ancient and powerful.  Also cute and fluffy.

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@andiebobandy

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Just a small Lapis Lazuli redesign I made. Nothing too big.

Constructive critisim is encouraged!

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She’s a

Gunpowder gelatine, Dynamite laserbeam. Garenteed to blow your mind.

Okay, yeah, I drew Killer Queen from JoJo part 4. Probably way too slim, but ehh, too late now. 

Also sorry if I gave you a sheer heart attack by posting a picture two days in a row ;p

Constructive criticism is encouraged!

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Just a medicore drawing of two of the main Protags I have for my future comic idea NEON. Thought I’d plop it here just to make sure not too many cobwebs form on this blog.

Also, that line on Rae’s left cheek is supposed to be a scar :p

Constructive criticism is encouraged!

[pinkpossibly]

The person I reblogged this from deserves happiness and love

[antinwo]

http://www.ijreview.com/2016/01/524662-real-estate-agent-shares-family-secret-to-keeping-burglars-at-bay/?author=kbn&utm_source=facebook&utm_medium=owned&utm_campaign=life&utm_term=ijamerica

[insideguppysworld]

Save a life

[newmodelminority]

Totes good data.

[airyairyquitecontrary-deactivat]

The part of this I don’t like is “they will most likely move on to an easier target.” Like I’m supposed to feel fine about someone else with a less sturdy door getting ripped off?

[aubreyplazaofficialblog]

Change your neighbor’s screws too

[gojinero]

Channel your inner dad

Chage everyone’s screws

[legalizememes]

Scientists discover most relaxing tune ever

Sound therapists and Manchester band Marconi Union compiled the song. Scientists played it to 40 women and found it to be more effective at helping them relax than songs by Enya, Mozart and Coldplay. Weightless works by using specific rhythms, tones, frequencies and intervals to relax the listener. A continuous rhythm of 60 BPM causes the brainwaves and heart rate to synchronise with the rhythm: a process known as ‘entrainment’. Low underlying bass tones relax the listener and a low whooshing sound with a trance-like quality takes the listener into an even deeper state of calm.

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This is really a scientific breakthrough! I never paid anything like this any thought, but hey, interesting science ain't a bad thing to be surprised by.

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[nesft-deactivated20180108]

#CROW NO

Crow: CROW YES!

[notcuddles]

It’s actually impossible to measure how many fucks a corvid give because there is no device sensitive enough to register such a tiny amount.

[pardonmewhileipanic]

science/animal side of tumblr… explain to me the birb thing

[red3blog]

Tail Pulling is a behavior noted in many corvids. The practical application is to create a distraction that will allow the birb to make off with the target’s food. Imagine being in the lunch room and a large fellow has a Twinkie you covet. You can’t just take it from him because he’ll defend his Twinkie. But if you thwap him on the back of his neck and then dash around to snag the Twinkie while he investigates, you stand a decent chance of enjoying spongey goodness. This is basically that in birb form.

Except corvids don’t only do this as a distraction. Sometimes they seem to just being doing it to mess with other animals/birbs. But to use my lunch room analogy, there are times you might thwap someone sneakily on the back of the neck just for amusement. Primates exhibit behavior that appears to be just be annoying other animals for amusement. Given how intelligent crows are, its not unlikely that this is a manifestation of an innate desire to just fuck with someone else for the fun of it. Such as this from the link above:

[pardonmewhileipanic]

THANK YOU FOR THE BIRB KNOWLEDGE

[whitmerule]

BECAUSE IT IS FUN

[queenbloo-blog]

This speaks to me on a molecular level.

[askfordoodles]

birbs just wanna have fun

[huntersonthewingarchive]

Sorry to hijack a little, but to put it bluntly, corvids are also pretty BALSY. They are more than prepared to harass other huge birds of prey which could deal them a lot of damage. There’s plenty of cases of corvids ‘riding’ other birds as well. It’s often to harass the larger bird out of the area, but as @red3blog said, they quite often (in layman’s terms) enjoy fucking shit up for fun.

‘Where the hell is the seatbelt on this thing?’

I mean they deserve a medal for having such huge bird balls imo

Literally no fucks are given by corvids. Ever.

[superpoorlifechoices]

@tharook

[ask-manda-of-the-6]

@ceruleanturtle >w<

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One of the reasons I love corvids

Love you crows :p

  -Neo

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Quick meh-level drawing of @aurastormgirl‘s RWBY OC “Scylla Umbran,” the sharp toothed piranha author. No legs because I dunno what pants or dress she wears ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ 

(Constructive critisim is encouraged, thank you!)

  -Neo

[adventures-in-zookeeping-deacti]

[airframeextender]

all i ever think about is how birds are dinosaurs 

[maxofs2d]

is this bird dubstep

[solaniar]

I really just wanted this on my blog. Sorry. 

not sorry

[becausebirds]

A reminder that Kookaburras are a thing that exists.

[dr-dendritic-trees]

[A large kookaburra is sitting on someone’s wrist and laughing.]

[suddenlycomics]

So you’re telling me the stereotypical jungle animal noise sound effect was a Kookaburra all this time!?

[spider-hands-mannos-deactivated]

laugh, Kookaburra, laugh

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Holy shit. I’m alive!?

Ye. But regardless, just thought I’d draw @hootwends‘ gem OC “Chatoyant Quartz.” She’s probably one of my favourite gem OCs I’ve seen. Hope you like this.

[Constructive criticism is encouraged, as always.]

 -Neo

(Y’all should probably follow her, too. She’s a really good artist)

[tsotea-deactivated20210727]

YOUR E GONNA GIVE ME AN ARRYTHMIA

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/)Ö(\ 

Thank you!

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A bunch o characters that I drew while I was away, and picture I use when memes get to far too excessive levels

(Also an unfinished Yang Xiao Long from RWBY using the stand Hermit Purple from JoJo’s Bizzare Adventures: Stardust Crusaders. Because my failures are good to showcase, too.)

Hope this makes up for like, 4 or 5 months of inactivity :p

 -Neo

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Holy shit. I’m alive!?

Ye. But regardless, just thought I’d draw @hootwends‘ gem OC “Chatoyant Quartz.” She’s probably one of my favourite gem OCs I’ve seen. Hope you like this.

[Constructive criticism is encouraged, as always.]

 -Neo

(Y’all should probably follow her, too. She’s a really good artist)

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Afternoon Reblog