i post memes here to show to my favorite creature

good morning to my beautiful it/its girl and my beautiful it/its girl only

[q-soc-official]

the doctor didnt like all the glow in the dark stars in my tummy :(

[oneheadtoanother]

[jeffgerstmann]

If someone jerks me off with a puppet it counts as a threesome, right?

read your bible

[marsixm]

thanks!

[gremlininho]

[terraswallows]

I was confused you see.

[sgt-cookie-2]

Me (A time traveler visiting 20-year old Mozart): OK, so, this is called an electric guitar, basically instead of the body functioning as a resonance chamber, it produces music by harnessing the power of lightning. Do you have any other questions?

Mozart (Currently shredding Violin Concerto No. 1 on the guitar, having figured it out within 30 seconds): What other music can be made from harnessed lightning?

Me (Loading up some heavy dubstep): Oh, we're just getting started.

[despazito]

they won't return my calls but i think i'm onto something

[despazito]

another

[cosmicanger]

[elierlick]

Saw this car in DC... What does this combination of bumper stickers even mean? Do they not realize their thin blue line decal part of the Empire?

[sh4wtycore]

[nae-nae-supreme]

Lowkey I bet it felt good as fuuuuuuck to be one of the coal miners that got to blow a pinkertons brains out from a high ridge with a bolt action rifle.

[invaderxan]

[sandmandaddy69]

[everydaylouie]

plato's cave: the video game

[catchymemes]

[artsymeeshee]

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[ianime0]

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