*INSERT PUN HERE*

[just-shower-thoughts]

Do you ever wonder if “It’s Raining Men” and “Let the Bodies Hit the Floor” are both describing the same event from wildly different perspectives?

[fonzworthcutlass]

You ever be so comfortable in bed, you start rubbing your legs together like a cricket?

[dankmemeuniversity]

[pandreaa]

[phantomrose96]

I read Hamlet back in high school and to this day my absolute favorite thing about it was when Guildenstern was trying to fool Hamlet into doing something or other and Hamlet’s savvy to it but rather than saying “you’re lying and trying to trick me” instead Hamlet outta nowhere whips out this flute and tells Guildenstern to play it.

And Guildenstern is all “I dont know how to play a flute, my lord”

And Hamlet takes a dramatic pause before he absolutely ruins Guildenstern with, “Well thats funny considering you thought you could play me”

[phantomrose96]

this post sounds like im exaggerating but im not it’s straight up canon

[cashwheel]

fucking legendary power move

[neverthere12345]

[ulvemaelk]

[frogmp3]

this image clearly isn’t in america but it gives off a strong midwestern energy

[ruinedchildhood]

[burnedbymarshmallow]

Really want to see this

[johanirae]

With the expert athletes on the sidelines yelling tips

[drawingguitarist]

dumb

[seulgily]

If i ever space out just know that this is what’s on my mind

[laughingsquid]

Friend Makes a Woman Hospitalized with Short-Term Memory Loss an Informative FAQ

[lunapics]

This is the best friend a person could ever have.

[221cbakerstreet]

The last one 😂

[oswinstark]

I fucking burst out laughing at that last one

[onlinegf2-deactivated20160818]

why did my neighbors name their wifi network this

[biggaybunny]

what’s the point of having a wifi network and not naming it something like this

[laropasucia]

Oh the fun you can have with network naming…

…

[stonelionhearts]

one of the most brilliant exchanges ever written for television tbh

[rubyvroom]

I mean as story decisions go, giving Data a cat and the screentime to try to logically reason with the cat with very little success, thus letting the robot embody Every Cat Owner Ever, was A+

[rapacityinblue]

Please do not forget:

[hamilfessions]

[thebaconsandwichofregret]

this gets funnier when you see the time stamp

[pillzebo]

[mariopowertennis]

YOU HAVE ENTERED

RADICAL SATURDAY

[cynical-werewolf]

Today’s Friday, though.

[sketchlock]

[trashythingsgohere]

Unsure if trashy or genious

[californian-libertarian]

It’s genius

[fireb0y]

He’s living in 3073