so true omg

🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 • 26 • they/them just goofy reblogs and following hot people

[joyflameball]

[wishing so bad to vaguepost but not wanting to send harassment after anyone] i saw a post. and it was bad.

[gyaradont]

Body progress update

[ijust-wanna-scream2]

Gimme

[mrsterlingeverything]

When i met u in the summer

[mrsterlingeverything]

[sacred-portal]

[dehydratedbunny]

thats why I dont drink water its as easy as that

[jarnt8]

You should drink water it sounds fun

[dehydratedbunny]

oh so you like pissing hm? you a little piss baby? a little pissgirl? you rnjoy drinking so you can piss more?

[jarnt8]

Dare not mock the noble call to piss. I am like a guerrilla, fighting for freedom against a totalitarian state. Expect my hills are the toilet and the organ of state power I seek to overthrow is my bladder.

[bredbathnbeyond]

Feeling great after a bike ride ☺️

[allsonargent]

Jane Krakowski as Jenna Maroney in 30 Rock (2006—2013)

[sharkthinker]

Lawrence of Arabia + blond men slander

[nohoperadio]

Menial chores and drudgery get a bad rap, but really there's something to be said for work that merely demands the application of time and straightforward unglamorous effort and has simple unambiguous parameters for completion. If the only way to unlock the state of having achieved something worthwhile was by doing things that express your values, virtues and personality, well that would soon become a heavy burden I think.

[escuerzoresucitado]

[kosmogrl]

[were--ralph]

I CCAN'T BREATHE

[pmamtraveller]

The Pearl With The Girl Earring by Olaf Falafel

[thepromiscuousfinger]

[crabussy]

-> listening to a jaunty country style song -> hear the lyrics wrong -> pause. frown. go back a few seconds to relisten -> hears the same fucked up lyrics -> check the actual lyrics to see what it ACTUALLY says

-> oh!

[crabussy]

your revulva....

[thecollectibles]

Uncle, how to get to the beautiful country? by Xiaoyu Wang

[dogpuppy]

[yehudah]

my favorite greentext is white woman spotted

[yehudah]

me

[blightedbaedling]

Visit Original Link

[bisexual-engineer-girl]

I AM ON A BUS AND I CLICKED ON THIS FORGETTING MY AIRPODS WERE OUT AND IT JUST BLASTED FULL "white woman spotted." OUT LOUD AND NOW THERES A WHITE WOMAN STARING AT ME HELP