Life, the Universe, and Everything

[proteusolm]

3 peas

[avey-tare]

I once ate meat from a pig that was only fed wine corks during its life. I became nauseated and tired and fell asleep in my leather armchair. I dreamt of cool breezes over vineyards on the Mediterranean Sea, until I woke up in a cold sweat and a longing for Italy. It’s not right to feed a pig too much of something, it gives them a connection which is best left alone.

[nicky999doors]

[contemptible-scoundrel]

pull up

[internet-sentences]

[lycaniums-room]

An ad for your deepest desires :)

[veliseraptor]

probably the most eternally relevant image saved in my reaction images folder

[gremlininho]

[ratsquinks]

miso is so happy to see you!

[gaypornvideoswebsite]

this pride month wear your jockstraps backwards — penis out, tasteful covering of the hole. trying something different is #resistance

[dailynarnia]

is jake gyllenhaal gay??

why would you ask us, a narnia blog, this

[helloitsbees]

happy pride month to this post specifically

[warrior-of-sunlight]

My little guys!

[whitmanic]

You want everyone to be able to slot into a pride and prejudice au but no one can accurately fit into the niche that Mr Darcy and Elizabeth have cornered which is completely and uniquely deranged and sophisticated in a way no marvel character, nay, not even an over watch character, can dare compete with

[whitmanic]

[submalevolentgrace]

miss piggy: you are sad and pathetic and small and far too green, both your status and wealth are an embarrassment, and your mother's voice is shrill and painful... un. like. moi! *hair swish*

kermit: *stunned open mouth silence*

miss piggy: yet every day since i first saw you at the dance all i have been able to think about is how you are suitable for nothing in life but to be my bride! you are below me in every possible way but you simply must let me marry you!

kermit, flailing uncontrollably: THIS IS YOUR IDEA OF A MARRIAGE PROPOSAL?!?!

[golongbyjoannanewsom]

obsessed w this person in the replies

[linktoo-doodles]

on april 20 2024 I singlehandedly made persona 4 trend on twitter bc this tweet somehow morphed into discourse about trans people and then immediately started rping ken amada and akihiko sanada from persona 3 pretending to argue about misogynistic watermelon slices on discord

[yorgen-sh]

[sergal]

everyone shut da fuck up this is the only thing that matters

[sergal]

Oh My God Damn