[enoki00]

[milanesa42]

siestita con mamá

[shitilyposting]

"I don't wanna bother you"

Have you considered that this is how your presence feels?

[depsidase]

[catchymemes]

[awed-frog]

Borneo: a biologist is working, looking for snakes in a pond. Orangutan thinks the man is stuck, reaches out a hand to help him climb to safety.

[coolyo294]

[sunb1eeder]

[sphynxxvii]

[cognitohazardous]

me: hmm time to google something

google every time: can i PLEASE have your location PLEASE 🥺🥺🥺 I need to know where you live so BAD 😫😫😫😫 Where do you fucking from?????? 😩😩😩😩😩😩

[lethal-liability]

What are your pets named after, or how would you name a pet if you had one?

a fictional character

a celebrity

other human name

a food

another animal

a plant

other inanimate object

a word in another language

secret other thing (tell me in the tags)

I don't have/want a pet but I want to see the results

Voting ended onMar 3, 2023

Reblog if you vote! I don't care about sample sizes, I just like hearing about people's pets! also, tell me their names and what kinds of pets they are in the tags!

[buck-yyyy]

*visibly shaking* i am So Normal about this piece of media you Don’t Even Know

[wizzard890]

before twitter goes, here’s my favorite tweet of all time

[tonysopranobignaturals-deactiva]

why are dolphins so evil and it's like they enjoy it...frat boys of the ocean

[tonysopranobignaturals-deactiva]

how come we haven't canceled them yet

[harperhug]

Video of a kitten at a vet’s office protesting loudly as it’s scooped from the floor. Another kitten turns around the corner and walks up to the camera, also protesting loudly for its friend. From here.

[borderlands-disorder]

[retronation]

One of my favorite scenes in The Menu is when the chef reveals he only invited the actor because on his only day off he watched the actor's movie and it was one of the worst things he ever watched and it wasted his entire day.

I never related to a character more.

[beardedmrbean]

[squeakitties]

obsessed with this post because it forced me to pronounce “meatballs” in a way i never would have before. meæãt balls

[homoqueerjewhobbit]

[howmanycatsistoomany]

[cozy2000]

dude i dont know whats happening nowadays but people are so fucking rude in public. nobody ever says "excuse me" or "pardon me" anymore they just physically push you out of the way. theyll cough without covering their mouth while facing towards you. nobody picks up their dog's shit anymore, nobody picks up their trash. peiple will have their phones on speaker in public no matter what. nobody ever says sorry or please or thank you anymore. like sorry if i sound like an old man at 22 but there are NO fucking manners anymore it sucks so fucking bad

[cozy2000]

as i was typing this somebody literally just physically pushed by me to stand an inch away from me. it makes no sense

[puipui-official]

"Un-uhlaive? UN-UHLAIVE? Ma'am, that man has been killed. He has been MUHDUHED. To DEATH."

[froginapicklejar]