[tlirsgender]

A nonhuman character in heavy makeup: *is very long*

Me: is that you, Doug

The credits: Freaky Creature played by Doug Jones

Me: YEAHHHH

[agir1ukn0w]

A nonhuman character in heavy makeup: *does that elegant hand movement that Doug always seems to do*

Me: DOUG!!!

[texnessa]

How dare anyone over look:

[dollsahoy]

Where it started

[laughterkey]

DOUG WAS MAC TONIGHT??

[icarus-suraki]

Y’all also need to know that Doug Jones was in Smash Mouth’s music video for “All Star” as Pencil Head:

[gallusrostromegalus]

@cellarspider It’s your Blorbo from apparently everything?

[cellarspider]

Indeed, he is in an unexpectedly large amount of everything! You never know where he’ll turn up, being spindly and mesmerizing.

[otherwindow]

why is it always a male character going mad avenging his dead wife and never a female character cradling her dying pure of heart husband in her arms then dragging the whole world down with her

[swan2swan]

[charlesoberonn]

First of all, this is a very clever use of this gif. Secondly, fuck you.

[oplastuff]

OPLA Cast | SEASON 2 Promo

RUMBAR Pirates Set Rehearsal | Behind The Scenes of ONE PIECE Season 2

From ONE PIECE Netflix Official Twitter/X Account

[papier-ciseaux]

I'm not the only one who thought they have Team Rocket energy, right?

Also in video form:

[fdblaize]

the concept of luffy's biggest hater and luffy's biggest glazer flirting... hmmmmm opla you have charmed me i fear

[a-blue-goblin]

[rabid-transcendentalist]

[ratantics]

Holy shit he's perfect.

[leatherwingsinc-deactivated2015]

[caluummhood-deactivated20140506]

HOLY SHIT, IT WAS THE ORIGINAL ONE

MAKE A WISH

[heritageposts]

date of origin: 2013

[thefancydragonqueen]

the original!!! yisssss

[ruinedchildhood]

[ivvyela]

nothing on this god's green earth can convince me that peter parker doesn't have an ao3 account where he is elbows deep in a 'rise of skywalker' fix-it fic. like, fully invested in it, been writing it pre-spider bite with ned, who is just as enthusiastic about it. but the thing is, it's really hard to do updates when you are literally spider-man.

every three months he'll post and in the author's note there's some shit like "sorry this took a while, i got shot seven times :/" or "i know it's been a minute, i literally got hit by a bus and then stabbed in the leg, but i'm all good!" or sometimes ned would log in and post with a note "hey i'm a friend posting on the author's behalf, they're healing from severe hypothermia but promised an update, so here it is!"

and the fic just gets increasingly more popular for the author notes alone. a good handful of the comments are something along the lines of "i'm not even in the star wars fandom, i'm just here to see if the author is good" or "every update i cheer for another day the author gets to live at this point"

and any reader who is a native new yorker kind of pieces together that holy shit the author might be spider-man because the timeline adds up, and they just fully embrace it. spider-man will stop a robbery and the guy behind the counter will ask when the next chapter will be up. spider-man returns a stolen backpack to a girl and she'll tell him that he "really got poe's voice down so well, it's really impressive."

ned thinks it is hilarious. mj finds out about the fic from twitter, to peter's absolute horror, and changes peter's contact name to "friendly neighborhood ao3 author". but the worst thing to happen is after an avengers battle where peter took a pretty big hit and ends up in med-bay. and during a press conference, when someone asks how spider-man is healing, tony just drops "spidey won't be down for too long. the star wars fic will be updated within the week, probably."

ao3 goes down for two days.

[weepycat]

my brother sent me this photo of his cat and i’m gonna lose my mind. he looks like a kingdom hearts character 

[weepycat]

i swear to god. every time he sends me a text about this fucking cat, i feel like i’m gonna die

[anotherpapercut]

apparently my boss who is a professor at my school doesn’t have a cell phone and his coworkers were upset by this so they bought him a childs toy phone and labeled it “David’s jitterbug” (for those of you that don’t know jitterbugs are phones made for old people that have like massive buttons and shit) so the other day I walked into his office to ask him a question and he pressed a button on it which made it start loudly playing the ABCs and he said “excuse me I have to take this” and then started singing along to the ABCs while shooing me out of his office

[anotherpapercut]

this is the phone. he apparently was in the middle of a meeting with the department the other day and got annoyed so he pressed a button, said “I have to take this” and left

[beka-tiddalik]

David’s co-workers probably: “This is a valid tactic to embarrass him into buying a mobile phone, right?”

David: “Bold of you to assume that I get embarrassed.”

[iinsawdious]

"this movie doesn't hold up bcos of dated special effects :(" to you, maybe. i would clap at a bat on a string

[iinsawdious]

reblogs are back on for october! limited edition

[helholden]

new age gap unlocked: she's almost 350 because of multiple cycles of extended cryo-sleep, and he's like . . . 26, but he's on his 25th life-cycle incarnation

[incorrectwyler]

Tyler: My fetish is doing some incredibly stupid shit and watching Wednesday speedrun the five stages of grief as she realizes with horror that she still wants to fuck me.

(x)

[princessdave]

Hopper accidentally becomes the biggest ally in Hawkins out of hatred for Mike Wheeler. El wants to date Max? Perfect, Mike is terrified of Max. El wants to date Max and Lucas? Even better, more people to keep Mike away. Will comes out to Joyce and Hop? Hopper is immediately studying up on gay culture and flagging so he can find him a Hop ApprovedTM boyfriend. He sees that nice boy Gareth cuff his jeans one time and starts inviting him to family dinner. Mike seems annoyed that Steve is spending more time with Munson? A pamphlet titled “Accepting your Bisexuality” finds its way into Steve’s jacket pocket. Hopper has never seen Mike as furious as the day Steve and Munson arrive at dinner holding hands. It’s a good day. Hopper isn’t sure how Nancy dating the Buckley girl will annoy Mike, but he’s willing to give it a shot.

[blurbitch]

@amoris-no-smut & @princessdave

Dustin thinks it’s hilarious until he realizes that he doesn’t make the list at all.

“This is bullshit. I’d make a way better boyfriend for Will than Lucas. I am the best boyfriend. I am loving and sweet and romantic, okay.”

“Um,” Steve tilts his head in confusion. “Aren’t you still with Susie?”

“It’s the principal of the thing, Steven. It would have been nice to be included.”

Lucas isn’t even mad but Mike is big mad.

“What the hell Dustin. You’re not even Bi, so why are you mad?”

“You don’t know that Michael. I might be bi and maybe I just haven’t met the one, ever think of that?”

Steve, at Robin, Eddie and Lucas.

“Are any of you following this?”

Will is just like you guys suck but is also low key flattered.

[amoris-no-smut-allowed-deactiva]

When I was writing that comment, I was going to include Dustin but I was like "I just can't see it." Will would hate being put on the spot. Joyce is convinced Hopper is doing to much because "Mike is an angel." Hopper firmly believes that Mike is sent by Vecna. Steve is right there with Hopper.

[blurbitch]

@amoris-no-smut

Dustin just likes being included and makes his case like “I am sweet I am a romantic soul I would put that list to shame with how incredible I am. If given the opportunity I would sweep Will off of his feet. Mike Wheeler who.”

And really, out of spite for being left out? He would.

“Do you even like boys?”

“Will is adorable and awesome, what’s not to like.”

Hopper crossing his fingers in hope. I mean Dustin is mouthy but he’s not Mike so he’s obviously better.

Also, an Angel?

“From where Joyce? You know who else was an Angel. The devil, Joyce. The devil was an Angel.”

And really, she can’t talk to him when he’s like this and making a solid point. Steve agrees with Hopper, Will is too adorable and sweet and traumatized to be with someone like Mike.

“Will, kid there has to be better options.”

“Does there?”

And Johnathan? At first he doesn’t mind. He knows Mike is hard headed and a little grumpy but if Will chose him then Mike can’t be that bad. And then he remembers the crying in the van and suddenly his blood pressure rises.

Mike coming to the Byers house and Johnathan answers the door.”

“Johnathan.” Mike says in greeting.

“Satan.” Answers Johnathan blankly.

[amoris-no-smut-allowed-deactiva]

For Christmas, Hopper dresses as Santa. Steve asks to be adopted, Lucas asks for new dice, Dustin asks to be given the credit he deserves, and Robin asks to schedule meetings with Joyce. When it's Mike's turn, Hopper points to the door and says "You're not getting shit from me."

Mike: not even your blessing?

Will: what?

Mike: *takes out a flower* Will Byers, will you go out with me?

Hopper, Jonathan, and Steve at the same time: No he will not!

Will: Yes I will

Hopper: NO!

Joyce: YES!

Dustin: Why not me? I'm clearly superior

[blurbitch]

And like a true holiday event people are fighting, out for blood. There is screaming (Steve and Hopper,) fists (Jonathan being held back), someone throws something (also Jonathan being backed up by Dustin who is incredibly offended,) and there are tears (Will and Joyce because ‘I love him’ and ‘not the baby Jesus!’)

Meanwhile Robin, Nancy and Lucas and Max (not drinking) who do not care about any of this:

[princessdave]

In the end Wayne decides he needs to put a stop to things before his son-in-law gets another concussion.

He just stands up, whistles, and everyone stops.

Steve and Hopper are furiously taking mental notes to figure out how to get any of the party to respect their authority.

[blurbitch]

He whistles and it’s an immediate stop.

He makes them clean up too and it’s so funny because a it’s not his house, b these are not his children and c Hopper is a whole ass adult man and sheriff.

He’s also this close to sending everyone to bed without supper, he’s got that tone. He doesn’t know Mike that well but he thinks he’s an okay kid.

“Give it time,” says Hopper. “Just give it time.”

And Mike is like

“What the hell did I do?!”

Nancy and Robin, side eye him like ‘really? You’re that dumb?’