chairman of the couch tax

ray ▪︎ 30 ▪︎ getting better at tagging things

[strawberrycartt]

Foolproof plan for sure

[voidthing]

happy month, fellow slurs.

[the-cimmerians]

in the tags: you have been granted the ability to bring back three (but only three) cancelled shows for at least one more season. What do you choose?

[ruinedchildhood]

[jello-jellyfish]

Me waiting for fire emblem fortune’s weave

[dailycatsblog]

[homunculus-argument]

Herding sheep, looking after kids, and playing healer in videogames: every day you're surprised of the sheer innovative genius of how they'll find the most inconvenient goddamn places just outside your reach to get hurt or put themselves in lethal danger.

[drafty-castle]

Isn’t this sheep in real life?

[homunculus-argument]

Children in real life also.

[homunculus-argument]

It. It literally did. That was literally precisely the point.

I have no idea how the hell I could possibly express myself more clearly.

[flickering-leaves]

The humble Oxford comma

[homunculus-argument]

IT'S LITERALLY RIGHT THERE.

[mylordshesacactus]

#you can understand op by using your brain

[groenendaze]

doggy doggy

[groenendaze]

you guys are not ready for this update

[groenendaze]

update no. 2

[heavensenthousepet]

you learn something new everyday. unless you're a historian. then you learn something old

[melonisopod]

[ravioliet]

never kill yourself. you have to fill your mutuals dash with shit they don't care about forever, okay?

[alyaa-fuckthepatriarchy]

[loveridden1999]

realest ever

[permetscore]

hes my boyfailure

[rebloggingrexan]

#He needs at least one concussion a day as enrichment

[coyyfishh]

Vash poster design!

[lemongogo]

someone kill him quick

[mbecca-art]

i wanna be a cowwwwwboyyyyyyy baby

[catboybiologist]

Imagine if a like 8 foot tall guy that looked kinda like an alien species just kinda showed up at the house you rent a room in and crashed on the couch and at first everyone hated him but you kinda just accepted this weird massive kinda-human alien species thing as a part of your group even though he's like twice the size of everyone else there

[catboybiologist]

Cuz that's literally happening to sea lions in San Francisco right now

[catboybiologist]

So there's two species of sea lion in North America: the California sea lion, ranging along California (including Baja) but not ranging into the north coast or into oregon

And the Stellar's sea lion, which are WAY bigger and live in Washington, British Columbia, and Alaska

A male Stellars sea lion showed up in SF like a month ago and just kinda. Didn't know what to do, and joined a colony of California sea lions, and is just kinda chilling there now.

[catboybiologist]

Weird vagrant species happen from time to time, but this is just a particularly funny instance of a highly social species getting very lost, and just trying to blend in with its closest nearby relatives