chairman of the couch tax

ray ▪︎ 30 ▪︎ getting better at tagging things

[escuerzoresucitado]

[mrsterlingeverything]

[goopydad]

A wretched little horse is washed away.😈

[ode-on-a-grecian-butt]

Kos (or some say, 'Kosm')

[felassan]

[cyphir-spacerobot]

Victor Frankenstein after achieving the impossible and building a fucking person from scraps of the dead: Oh god, ew, ew it's ugly! Yucky! Yucky! Gross! Ew! Ew! Yucky! Yucky! Gross! Ew!

[koiagain]

[mingpicket]

kink: deleting someone’s pointless comment by reblogging the post from the same person they did

[yzghuldar]

I mean, that’s censorship but okay.

[nutsacktorturer]

ksvskwbidbwkdbskbsjw

[king-of-the-freeway]

[tentacleteapot]

this could be the snart of something big

[rhodabotics]

this could be the snort of something pig

[hell-garden]

I made him into a pin

[sodiumvaporss]

i do have to say that no matter how shitty any sort of media is or how shitty your own creations are. always remember

[freakyolivelady]

computa make my mutuals have a great day

[strawberrycartt]

Foolproof plan for sure

[voidthing]

happy month, fellow slurs.

[the-cimmerians]

in the tags: you have been granted the ability to bring back three (but only three) cancelled shows for at least one more season. What do you choose?

[ruinedchildhood]

[jello-jellyfish]

Me waiting for fire emblem fortune’s weave

[dailycatsblog]

[homunculus-argument]

Herding sheep, looking after kids, and playing healer in videogames: every day you're surprised of the sheer innovative genius of how they'll find the most inconvenient goddamn places just outside your reach to get hurt or put themselves in lethal danger.

[drafty-castle]

Isn’t this sheep in real life?

[homunculus-argument]

Children in real life also.

[homunculus-argument]

It. It literally did. That was literally precisely the point.

I have no idea how the hell I could possibly express myself more clearly.

[flickering-leaves]

The humble Oxford comma

[homunculus-argument]

IT'S LITERALLY RIGHT THERE.

[mylordshesacactus]

#you can understand op by using your brain

[groenendaze]

doggy doggy

[groenendaze]

you guys are not ready for this update

[groenendaze]

update no. 2

[heavensenthousepet]

you learn something new everyday. unless you're a historian. then you learn something old

[melonisopod]

[ravioliet]

never kill yourself. you have to fill your mutuals dash with shit they don't care about forever, okay?

[alyaa-fuckthepatriarchy]