Come On, Peter. Come On, Spiderman.

My name is Madisen. I will fight you on like 75 different fronts.

[kermitlesbian]

i’m sorry for making your life more whimsical and serendipitous 🙄

[porkue-deactivated20230306]

Imagine hearing "go touch grass" from a 16 year old...... go touch a high school diploma

[entrancedsnow70]

Jokes on you! I graduated early so I got my diploma at 16

[porkue-deactivated20230306]

For a joke to be on me you would have to be funny

[vampireapologist-archive-deacti]

we drink boba tea to satisfy our ancient & innate urge to slurp up tadpoles from a puddle through a reed

[isaidyoulookshitty]

no we absolutely do not

[glumshoe]

yes we do

[howelljenkins]

having to come to terms with the fact that love is not an everlasting performance in which you attempt to retain the attention of your significant other but rather a release of control and putting faith into them and trusting them to choose to stay with you no matter what you have to offer

[howelljenkins]

to love and be loved is to rest

[midnightsoliloquy]

I just realized that Megamind has a goatee but only in the movie itself. not in any of the posters

[midnightsoliloquy]

[midnightsoliloquy]

he shaved for his promotional shots

[cipheramnesia]

Auditioned with an old headshot.

[dailynarnia]

is jake gyllenhaal gay??

why would you ask us, a narnia blog, this

[helloitsbees]

happy pride month to this post specifically

[ykceb01]

Are you kidding me??

[ratfuck]

Best Pixar short?

the big fucking bird that sat on the powerlines and fucking killed all those nasty tiny little shit bitch birds who were mean to him

[doggirlpaws]

[hungwy]

Astrology posts are great and all but the real truth is hidden in fortune cookies

[mousenemy]

Fortune cookie says my pussy is tight

[hungwy]

[brottagecore-deactivated2025101]

You'll never be bioluminescent

Okay this one hurt.

[wonderful-disney-recpies]

please let me out

sorry i have a boyfriend

[benepla-deactivated20180521]

i’m trapped in your attic

[wonderful-disney-recpies]

listen im not intrested

[dankmemeuniversity]

[impaled]

[ratsonass]

[blackmodel]

yall want replies but we’ve had messenger pigeons since the 1800’s???

[thebobaemoji]

The last messenger pigeon died in 1914

[blackmodel]

i just saw a pigeon today?? put a letter on it

[the-tree-line]

humans really fuckin love squares huh

[iamdarknessiamdeath]

Rubix cubes are the single most top selling toys of all time.

[the-tree-line]

[taumoeba]

"my child is fine" your child is still running their tumblr blog from middle school

[askinnyblackman]

i know i talk about pokemon go a lot but like. the summer of 2016 where pokemon go was released? i’ve never seen anything like it in my life. shit was absolutely insane

[askinnyblackman]

i gave my phone to a stranger who jumped a fence to get a clefairy that was in a restricted area

[garnetislovegarnetislife]

it was like the opposite of this last summer

[whitepeopletwitter]