wait what?

he/him, 22 currently into: project hail mary, newmann

[qcharlie]

please god watch this right now

[fangirltothefullest]

The editing of this video is hysterical and genius- they switch between so many editing styles to reflect exactly what kind of thing they're going for in each segment its GREAT.

[gambitgambino]

real (not fake) riddlebird comic cover ft. @cenzi04 's Penguin

can you believe it guys it's canon /j

[ahhhdownwego]

I really tried to tip the scales in your favor

[jebibot]

Re-watched PacRim, am reminded of how much the science boys mean to me.

[jujubamp4]

chudific rim

[yourdeadprince]

[ simple gesture ]

[feriowind]

newt chewing on his pens and pencils

[feriowind]

down in the dumps

[evilwizard]

say no more

[indiglosure]

drew them small & pissed off

[nexpire]

my companion piece to @earlysunsetting 's awesome fic for @newmannbigbang

scans, closeups and details below the cut

[red-cicada]

Commission for one of my followers on Twitter

I haven't even seen this movie, but I just really like how these foos look ( especially the foo on the right )

Commissions / My shop!

[redstonedust]

by default i dont understand people with boobs who argue against freeing the nipple and think top nudity is shameful. but ESPECIALLY i dont understand it when you live somewhere where temperatures can exceed like 80F. youre telling me you havent ever wished it was socially acceptable to walk downtown with your tits out when its hot outside. youre just okay with having to wear shirts in all weather and this doesnt bother you. i simply do not believe you............

[redstonedust]

its fun to remember we can use the big text if we want. bonjour motherfuckers. i'm posting loud as hell now.

[doggirlcomet]

[redstonedust]

hey everypony. can you direct me to the nonfiction birding books. thanks.

[homunculus-argument]

I don't even know whose job it was to teach people this, but did they just stop teaching people what a bicycle bell means?

One would think that hearing a very distinct, clearly audible, reasonably loud and rapidly approaching sound of any kind would make any reasonable mammal turn to look at the direction of the sound, just purely by instinct?? If a deer heard something nearby go DING DING DING DING DING DING at its general direction, it would at least look up to see whether the source of the sound is a threat or not? Just a quick "is that something I need to be concerned about?" type of glance.

The enshittification of pedestrians has reached the point where they have less traffic survival skills than deer.

[homunculus-argument]

How exactly does one slow down and weave around pedestrians who are blocking the entire way in a formation in which it would be impossible to pass them even on foot without elbowing one or two?

[nerdyinfluencertastemaker]

This is literally why we need bike lanes

[homunculus-argument]

The pedestrians ignoring the bike bell are on the bike lanes.

[man-offical]

TAG GAME OF MAN!!! TAG YOUR FRIENDS OK??

answer my questions. ok?

1. What the thing you last consumed?

2. When did you go to sleep last night?

3. When you wake up this morning? Hmm?

4. Do you ever shut up?

5. Do you still sleep with stuffed animals?

6. What is your favourite gender? not your gender. your favourite.

7. What is your least favourite colour?

@incognitostunner @woman-offical @stagefrightbaxter @callofwinter @holymolyitssam @tagging-officals-offical @archangel-gabriel-offical @that-one-fuckass-stone-image @eric-cartman-offical and open tags. ok? answer my questions. DO IT.

[party-on-duuuudes]

thanks for the tag @disassociated24!!

1.What the thing you last consumed? I'm eating bagel right now yum

2. When did you go to sleep last night? Uhh around 4am, I was at my cousins house late and then had to drive back home and the drive back was long😭

3. When you wake up this morning? Hmm? 11am, I'm on summer break yeehaw it's okay ✅🙂‍↕️

4. Do you ever shut up? No sir

5. Do you still sleep with stuffed animals? No but I wish, my little brother started taking my stuffed animals one by one a few years ago:)

6. What is your favorite gender? not your gender. your favorite. All of them 🤯

7. What is your least favorite color? I don't have a least favorite color, I like them all for different reasons. This is true I approve of this message

Tagging @mostnonnontriumphant @sparrow-the-jester @appleisoffline @jitterfidget @parallax-parker @bababooey108 @scottythejellyfish+ anyone else

[precisely-parker]

Thanks for tagging me ♡

1. What's the last thing you consumed? Uhhhh.... Chocolate? Or those strawberry lollies.

2. When did you go to sleep last night? 12 something

3. When you wake up this morning? Hmm? 7:12

4. Do you ever shut up? I had to physically leave a room yesterday to find people who would let me talk ♡

5. Do you still sleep with stuffed animals? Nope

6. What is your favourite gender? not your gender. your favourite. Failboy. Woman is also nice.

7. What is your least favourite colour? Oh god um. Green? And the bright ones.

@basilsmells @thisismythirdrodeo @sashigu @wolftiger243 @sugar-angel-mp3 @salmonracer @lunarhyacinths @nexpire @hairspraywhore + anyone else

[nexpire]

1. What the thing you last consumed? Egg prata

2. When did you go to sleep last night? 4am

3. When you wake up this morning? Hmm? 8.20am

4. Do you ever shut up? im quiet often but when i get started...

5. Do you still sleep with stuffed animals? yes

6. What is your favourite gender? not your gender. your favourite. transmasc non binary. my boyfriend and bestfriend are both these

7. What is your least favourite colour? dark greenish yellowly brown that looks like swamp vomit

not tagging i have no friends

[feriowind]

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