Nexsium

[greenyvertekins]

I can’t… there’s a photorealistic Alligator right fucking there and an anthropomorphic 3ft tall blue hedgehog and a giant purple cat standing right next to it.

[thyrell]

a sitting senator who is on basically every committee in charge of regulating the industries elon musks companies work in put out a statement on the checkmark impersonation issue and elon responded by Epic Ratioeing him online. this will surely have positive repercussions in his future

[boeing-787]

[kawuli]

of all the US Senators you could pick on, you chose the dude who's on all the committees relevant to your companies.

nice work dude

[rederiswrites]

Please don't miss the part of the story where Post reporter Geoffrey A. Fowler chose this Senator, of all people, to openly impersonate. Because honestly that is king shit. This wasn't a random Senator, this was a setup.

[bethanyactually]

The linked article includes to the detail that the reporter didn't just choose to impersonate this senator; he asked and was granted permission to do so by Senator Markey.

[dduane]

Godtier trolling.

[hateyoulikeahatesong]

LOVE to see this 4D Chess

[kelzosmellzo]

special selection of screenshots from when my friends and i watched spongebob on some TOTALLY LEGAL site and the captions were from the wrong episodes for some reason

[kelzosmellzo]

forgot to add one of the best ones, my fault

[brobexx]

President Shadow

[huffylemon]

damn ok lake superior

[songsofwaterandnight]

Ok yeah that lake is superior

[catpda]

how can ppl say cats dont have feelings like. 

when my cat got deadly sick she refused to eat a single thing and it had been days but when i started crying she ate just a little bit, and upon seeing how happy it made me, kept doing it whenever she could.

now whenever im sad or crying she finds wherever i am with a mouthful of food and eats the pieces one by one, every time looking up at me making sure i was watching her eat it all because she knew it made me happy. and it DOES make me happy

i love cats!!! 

[catpda]

im so glad my little Foofy has touched everyone’s hearts… she luvs you all

[zmpl]

reddit but in the pokemon universe, part 4 [1, 2, 3]

[zmpl]

you. i love you

[doubleca5t]

tumblr finally getting its shit together and improving the user experience right around the time when all the other social media sites are collapsing due to greed and hubris is like the kids who got out of their small town to move to the big city finding love and settling down in their 30s just in time to watch their high school bullies get divorced

[cirquedugrotesque]

[cristalplanetheart]

[typhlonectes]

Long tailed tit bathing

[weaver-z]

Every time I close my eyes I see this one cat that won second place in the Cat Fancier's Association kitten category

[weaver-z]

Good Lird.....

[weaver-z]

I know this post has made the rounds already but the comments are part of the true experience of it

[megamindeeznuts]

i was watching futurama with my friend last night and it glitched out so bad i got the best screenshot ever .

[lastvalyrian]

when you remember an important task while going to bed at 3am

[gretchensinister]

One of the most life-changing things I ever learned came from Mythbusters, where they tested and proved (with cognitive testing puzzles and reaction time tests) that lying down and resting with the intention to sleep STILL provided significant mental benefits over just staying awake, even if a person couldn’t fall asleep in the amount of time they had. 

It helps me to actually sleep to know that just lying down with my eyes closed is still doing me some good, and helps me to not freak out/beat myself up when I stay up later than intended. Any amount of rest is better than no rest!

So if you didn’t know that…now you do

[rogha]

do you know that i think of this post every time i can’t sleep op. what mythbusters did for you, you have done for a great many others. 

[gothcostco]

look at this video of a mouse eating soup and bread and butter

[flanneldragon]

peace and FUCKING love on planet earth

[cipheramnesia]

My new method to avoid eye contact is a low cut top and a push-up bra.

[cipheramnesia]

That's right, this whole time I've been on HRT for the distracting and alluring cleavage which serves to alleviate so much otherwise awkward social interactions.

No more complex social small talk to navigate, just people trailing off while their eyeballs do the walking. This whole master plan was a stroke of genius.

[dietspam16]

this girl playing 4-d chess with the allistics

[cipheramnesia]

Actually it's just 38C but thanks.

[cipheramnesia]

Hold on, I might be stupid.

[vaspider]

No I think you're playing 38C chess.

[pyixus]

Ribbon series w/ my favorite FFXIV minions! ✨ (1/3) 🎀✨

[funny-tik-toks]

[fetus-cakes]

how many costumes does this guy have

[darksteel-relic]

[solardrake]

[solardrake]

this is about snow totals not cock!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[melia-antifa-archive-deactivate]