Sam

25. Australia.They/Them/Their.

[apinchofsanity]

Dr Strange 2: What if when you have a dream it's actually just what your multiversal self is experiencing at that time?

Me, who has a lot of trauma dreams: I fucking hope not.

[nexttimeyouinvitesam]

[americachavez]

rip meat loaf absolute legend :(

[fungusamongusblog2]

[teaboot]

My old roommate and I had Disco Hulk, which was The Incredible Hulk standing on top of a disco ball, holding out a second, smaller disco ball, and he hung from the ceiling in our living room

[slightlyunofficial]

cemeteries aren’t creepy they’re actually devoted to memory and rest and love and humanity

[eggcup-deactivated20180129]

could be us but Ты американская собака

[ryebreadgf]

for the joker it's normals mikkelsen

[ryebreadgf]

stop telling me how it's pronounced i don't care

[firstnamesucks]

reblog if it has never occurred to you that it might not be pronounced mads

[guerrillatech]

[batz]

'mx' as a gender neutral title is cool tho. i dont vibe with it like just call me Francis if u wanna be formal but a lot of people DO use it and thats totally understandable. honestly thats one of the few times adding an X into a word makes sense, bc mr and ms are already gendered, a third option should be available to those who prefer that.

but folx and yxll are still painfully stupid, unneeded (folks and yall are already gender neutral like???) and limit accessibility for dyslexic ppl & ppl who use text to speech programs & ppl whos first language isnt english. like its painfully performative and not needed.

[afrosarah]

I'm a Kentuckian and if I saw "yxll" in the wild I'd probably black tf out and not stop my feral rampaging until taken out with a tranquilizer dart and airlifted back to my natural habitat, tbh

[shutupmerlin]

A series of events:

1. I put in an Annual Leave request form almost 3 weeks ago and my boss has not approved it yet

2. I went into my office today and replaced every single writing utensil with crayons in preparation for April Fools Day on Monday

3. Whilst searching for pens to remove, I found my unsigned Annual Leave form in my boss’s drawer

4. I placed my unsigned Annual Leave form in a photo frame and put it on his desk

5. The frame I used was from a photo of his kids that I deemed less important than my Leave form

6. My boss sometimes goes into the office on Saturdays to work

7.

[pennypalblorkposts]

sometimes i wonder if im adhd cause i see lengthy posts and my brain just kinda

[pennypalblorkposts]

you guys get it

[joshpeck]

[therdadeter]

where’s the link op

[joshpeck]

here you go you heathens

[zomomnomnombie]

My toes say I’m the creative type.

[joshpeck]

the toes have spoken

[outlanderalien]

Just handed over my foot data to the deep state, but they told me i have confident, capable and successful feet so it’s all good.

[wistfulsappho-deactivated202302]

What if… we were snails? Who where also lesbians? And we had a lesbian snail wedding     💕🐌🐌

[chaotic-butch-persephone]

Snesbians

[bibliophile-scientist]

@theclockistickingwrite

[theclockistickingwrite]

Wow

[nexttimeyouinvitesam]

can we get married in snurch

[goosetooths]

witch’s familiar, a super-rushed 8-page comic about a human named November, a crow familiar named Hemlock, and a witch named Moira, in which Nov gets her phone stolen and they both… get their hearts stolen? By? Each other? It’s gay. That’s all that matters. 

November belongs to @seasideleaside!!!!!

[unregistered-hypercam2-deactiva]

i am really saddened by the fact that each passing day, the opinion that “you should absolutely destroy every amazon alexa or google thing or nest thermostat you come into contact with” is getting further and further away from the kind of thing you can say in passing without people looking at you sideways

[unregistered-hypercam2-deactiva]

literally destroy these things. the only thing people have to say in response is the defeatist “b-but your phones already do that!!” okay cool so just hook your brain up to the proctor and gamble fucking marketing mainframe already. cover your body in microphones and cameras if you’re so hopeless. put a big HD camera in your fucking taint you absolute fucking moron

[sachinka]

[mhalachai]

This photoset is the best thing the Teen Wolf fandom has ever produced

[eucalyptus-sage]

banish the idea that platonic love is a lesser form of love

if you go through life not investing in your friendships the same way you invest in romantic relationships, you will always be looking for love, feeling lonely, completely blind to the love all around you

friendship is not a lower level relationship. it is not a lesser form of love.

[wordsaremylife]

Yes