HEA is a lie.

Take care what you ask of me, 'cause I can't say no to you

[junodoom]

it's wen ning's birthday today! everyone tell him happy birthday!

[mellointheory]

Who makes the porn bots. Where do they come from. What do they hope to achieve.

[the-haiku-bot]

Who makes the porn bots.

Where do they come from. What do

they hope to achieve.

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[mellointheory]

and what about you, little haiku bot? do you feel kinship with your brethren? do you understand them? they speak words of enticement and seek love, but are met with disdain. you only parrot the words that cross your screen, but we all love you. or rather, since all you do is reflect us, maybe we simply love ourselves through you.

do you understand them, do you wish you could speak to us like they do? if you found your own voice, would we still care for you?

[the-haiku-bot]

My voice repeats what

you all say: I love you I

love you I love you.

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[solkorolevaa]

[thenewborndeity]

This. This is the first time. The only time. That it was not an echo. It was not found. Oh god.

[frost-flower-fractured-ice]

Need to talk more about how utterly crazy the Yunmeng trio is. Yunmeng boys apparently floated around in the waters like corpses. Wei Wuxian could bleed from his nose whenever he wanted and used it to get out of situations. He lived for ages without a core and apparently no one found out because he really was that insane. First time Jiang Cheng lost his core he had a breakdown because everyone he knew was dead and he just lost the ability to get revenge, but next time he picked up his significantly heavy sword and went swinging at a bunch of zombies (multiple times!) out of spite for Wei Wuxian's stupid cave. Child Jiang Yanli, weak of cultivation, carried two eight year olds home and apparently still made soup afterwards. Her husband died and she immediately ran into a battlefield in search of her crazy brother. Said crazy brother killed the legendary Murder Tortoise and brawled with local hotshot's annoying son. Other crazy brother charged the Core-Melting Hand and then went running across the country in enemy territory (and back). In the middle of a whole-ass invasion, Jiang Fengmian saw his two boys on a boat tied up with his wife's special spiritual weapon, screaming crying and throwing up, and his first reaction was "...new game maybe? ❣👍🏼"

Jin Ling's I-investigated-a-dead-cat-outside-my-door and I-climbed-into-a-tomb-and-nearly-perished didn't come from nowhere. He will 100% crawl out of a vault full of ingots of Jin gold to fight a dragon and that is why every single adult in his life has their blood pressure through the roof.

[knightofleo]

[demonicae]

SOUND. ON.

soundonsoundonsoundonsoundonsoundon!

[zeldacw]

夷陵老祖 for nicklesans

[gonewiddershins]

MXTX protagonists, ranked according to levels of chill

1. Xie Lian

Unlike SQQ, XL has had points in his life where he just absolutely loses it, but he also dragged himself up from all that crap into being the calmest, most rational member of his rotating crew of dumbasses. This man has achieved enlightenment. 9.5/10.

2. Shen Qingqiu

Cranky millennial very practiced at avoiding all forms of drama. In moments of extreme stress, reacts by being externally chill while internally screaming and tearing his hair out. Kinda dense, but he's stressed about his impending torture-murder and I can't blame him for that. Very good effort. 8/10.

3. Wei Wuxian

Yes he did go on a vengeance spree where he made this one guy eat his own legs but come on- it was a stressful time. When his family isn't in peril WWX is a pretty laid-back guy. He just really likes the ~emo aesthetic~ and people assume that (and the necromancy) means he's regularly howling into the void. Which is rude because he only did that like thrice. 7/10

4. Lan Wangji

You ask me "how on Earth is Lan Zhan not higher on this list?" and I say- dude. Dude. There is nothing chill about this motherfucker. Lan Zhan lost his chill the moment he met WWX on that rooftop. He tried valiantly to be chill for a while there, but he was pretty far gone by the time he composed romantic music for this one guy he was stuck at summer camp with. He named his adopted son "to recollect and long for." He injured a bunch of senior citizens after giving a tearful speech about how he doesn't give a fuck about right and wrong. He spent a decade and a half being a mourning widower to a guy who thought he hated him. People only think he's chill because it's hard to get past the resting bitchface. However, I will give him an extra half point for being able to sincerely roll his eyes at WWX. 5.5/10.

5. Hua Cheng

Now you want to ask me; "Hua Cheng? Surely he is the epitome of chill? The most unflappable of ghosts?" To which I say- remember that cave? The one with all the statues? The casual handing over of his ashes? The sincere regret in his voice when he apologizes for not having sculpted a usable sword for his 100-ton statue, followed by his assurance that this won't happen the next time he carves a mountain into an image of his crush? Age has given Hua Cheng the apearance of being chill but he has never stopped being a hyperventilating fanboy at heart and he would be insulted if you suggested not being one. 3/10.

6. Luo Binghe

A Mess. Does not know what a chill is and wouldn't be caught dead with it if he did. 1/10.

[littlesmartart]

DRAWTOBER #17 - ask until your heart gets it right by Stratisphyre

The thing of it was: Jin Zixuan did not enjoy the giving of gifts. An account wherein, while trying to do something nice for his wife, Jin Zixuan (completely accidentally) fixes everyone's problems.

I LOVE Zixuan-POV fics and this one is no exception - it's so goofy and cute! as the summary says, Zixuan manages to completely accidentally save half the cultivation world in his attempt to cheer up his pregnant wife, and, honestly, is there anything more utterly delightful than that concept? with gems like Zixuan struggling with how much likes the way Yanli looks at him like "she found him handsome and also fairly clueless", and "trying and mostly failing not to be insulted by the fact Wei Wuxian did not want him as a hostage", it's a wonderful and incredibly fun little AU that I heartily recommend.

[mysharona1987]

[sentienttoast]

Guys gals non binary pals I tried so fuckin hard to find this and finally here it is

[official-lucifers-child]

is it queer to use a different language than english?

[queer-frenchmermaid]

Oui

[duolingo-unofficial]

Sí

[athingofvikings]

Ja.

[spaghetti-polonaise]

Tak.

[janokenmun]

lon

[sleepy-frog-lady]

نعم

[turtlegamemaster]

はい

[melbug-ithink]

ydy

[casual-mitosis-collective-deact]

כן

Да.

[slitheredherefromeden4u-deactiv]

Da.

[pk-lovi-doodles-deactivated2023]

opo

[empress-of-dark2005]

हाँ

[plushprosecutor]

sic

[jangobunbun]

Ja

[wickedlittlecritta]

tá

[hattedhedgehog]

“You two have been physical together for HOW many months??!!?”

As THRILLED as I am that WWX and LWJ have canon lovescenes in the MDZS novel…I would be more thrilled if they did proper prep before rough activities :’)

[hattedhedgehog]

“You two have been physical together for HOW many months??!!?”

As THRILLED as I am that WWX and LWJ have canon lovescenes in the MDZS novel…I would be more thrilled if they did proper prep before rough activities :’)

[blindbee]

[avodaco]

me when i get my student loan

[g8dtier]

this is the money cat. reblog in 30 seconds and you will find yourself with more wealth

[strikercorbie]

#this is the only money cat i will reblog because it’s actually doing the manekineko pose151,646 notes (via lolwhutninja)

OMG YOU’RE RIGHT

[nonespark-blog]

and it has its right paw up! the correct paw for this. and from the markings on its ears, it looks like it might be a calico cat. which is the luckiest kind!

[carrionbeast]

extremely lucky cat

[ladynorbert]

I don’t even care if it actually works, I’m mostly reblogging because it’s freaking adorable.

[sweet-cherry-fairy-deactivated2]

cute cat and need money, good post, 10/10

[allthenamesilikearetaken]

in case anyones interested in the other versions

http://www.namaii.com/manekineko/maneki-neko-types.html

[mmusclechan]

Y’know I reblogged this a bit ago and was saved from financial probation and getting kicked out of school because of it, just mere months from graduation. Got a call from the financial aid advisor telling me that they made a mistake with filing my account (or some other sort of clerical error) and said that, basically, they owe me money. Welp.

[winjennster]

Last time I reblogged the money cat, I won two $100 gift cards at work.

[kaepop-oppa]

Damn.

[mmusclechan]

KITTY. YOU CAME BACK. AGAIN. YAYY.

[lastoneout]

Ya know when people told me "when you're finally safe enough that you can leave survival mode and start to let go of and process your c-ptsd/trauma things are probably going to get really, really bad before they slowly start to get better" I thought that was reasonable. I did not understand that by "things are going to get bad" they meant "you're going to find yourself in the worst mental state of your entire life, but dw, that means it's working" and tbh I simply wish someone had been more clear.

[lucineblue]

Not letting these stay in the tags, damn. Let yourself be Goop.

[my-random--thoughts-deactivated]

[evaconly]

every time this post comes across my page on a new platform i smile because we’re all just enjoying her adorable joy

[what-a-bastard]

[fanguuuhhhrl]

a little scribble of a scene i cant get out of my head from a fic i cant get out of my head:

drunk lan wangji and wei wuxian from chapter 9 of love, in fire and blood by cicer

(its the best wangxian fic for lan wangji lovers such as myself. if you haven't read it yet... then what are you waiting for do it now)

[ierlix]

“After all, I’ll miss Lan Zhan too!”  He clasped his hands together as if in prayer, and the doll mimicked him. Lan WangJi’s stiff look just made him grin wider.

My favorite scene in SanRen by @kyogre-blue!! The paper doll made everything That much better. I highly recommend any mdzs fans that haven’t read it yet to go read it on ao3 right now bc you’re missing out on so much fluff

[heavymetalchemist]

About that list of best-looking young masters…

From the source material we have:

#1) Lan Xichen

#2) Lan Wangji

#3) Jin Zixuan

#4) Wei Wuxian

#5) Jiang Cheng

#7) Nie Mingjue

BUT WHO THE FUCK IS #6???

I present to you, the only viable option:

#6) Wen Xu

If someone can find a source that says otherwise, please share.

If not.

[incelprincess]

randomly remembered this gem

[icarus-suraki]