Yo. Its Ya Boi

The name is Nico and I use He/Him. I do the art and write. Dave stan #3 and creator of the comics. Blame me for making it 

[nico-no-talk]

Commissions are open! DM if interested!

[moveslikekeithrichards]

[ID: a very simply drawn three panel comic. the first panel shows a person approaching a cat that's laying on the floor and reaching down to hug her, saying "gertie." the second panel shows two coins falling from the person's shirt pocket. the third panel shows the coins bouncing off the cat, who doesn't care.]

[moveslikekeithrichards]

gertrude

[ID: a picture of an old, grumpy-looking brown tabby cat gazing dead-eyed into the camera.]

[drtanner]

I really wasn't prepared to see just how accurate the depiction of this cat was in that other post. :')

[alanaisalive]

The other night husband and I were watching a documentary about the yeti where they were doing DNA analysis of samples of supposed yeti fur, and every one of them came back as bears.

Anyway, the next night we watched a thing about some pig man who is supposed to live in Vermont. People said it had claws and a pig nose but walked upright like a man. Now, I happen to know that sideshows used to shave bears and present them as pig men. So every piece of evidence they gave of this monster sounds to me like a bear with mange.

So now the running joke in our house is that everything is bears. Aliens? Bears. Loch Ness monster? Bear. Every cryptozoological mystery is just a very crafty bear.

Bears. They’re everywhere. Be wary. Anyone or anything could be a bear.

[iguanamouth]

oh shit

[throughshadow-to-the-edgeofnight]

[alanaisalive]

As the OP of this post, I’m going to threaten that if this gets to one million notes by the 10 year anniversary on 1 June 2026, one year from today, I will get a lower back tattoo of the loch ness bear monster.

[docd666]

Y'all know what to do Tumblr.

[wyrd-woman]

I’m doin’ it.

[hils79]

[p1ss]

[ejacutastic]

I DIDN’T LEARN ABOUT THIS IN DRIVING SCHOOL

[biszumletzten]

Stop says the red light, go says the green

Wait says the yellow light, twinkling in between. 

KNEEL, SAYS THE DEMON LIGHT WITH ITS EYE OF COAL  SAURON KNOWS YOUR LICENSE PLATE  AND STARES INTO YOUR SOUL

[demonsnakes-deactivated20160829]

THIS IS ALWAYS FUNNY

[brightlotusmoon]

@irritatedlifeguard I agree with your tags.

[thepleasuregoblin]

when you are done with a tab you can close it. every browser in the world has a feature that lets you open recently closed tabs. also there is browsing history. need to visit a webpage often? may i introduce you to the bookmarks feature. there’s no reason to leave your tabs open. hoarder behavior.

[afloweroutofstone]

OP I’m hitting you with a shovel

[chaoticgouda]

all energy healing is a scam except for when a kitty lays on your chest and purrs and purrs and sends restorative rays of magic into your bones and nerves. fellas that one’s real.

[kristina100000]

they are sharing a fat cuban cigar in bed

[sistertaxon]

can NOT believe no one in the replies has added this. i have to do all the work around here

[real-life-cephalopod]

great work in the tags everyone

[chickensnack]

TUESDAY AGAIN NO PROBLEM

[ankle-beez]

HAPPY ONE MILLION NOTES TO TUESDAY AGAIN NO PROBLEM DOG

[tsaristwolf]

[koobaxion-deactivated20220403]

damn then why was the monster so sad all the time

[catherine-siena-dr-of-the-church]

I don’t know which is funnier, the images or that comment

[voluntaryvictim]

glad to see those spreading the truth

[demolitiondean]

Rb to force new people from twitter to eat bees

[thebiscuiteternal]

Oh, hey, I was wondering when I’d get to use this again.

[icannotgetoverbirds]

did you just fucking have this

[gemsforeyes]

No one sees my posts so I can say whatever I want

[gemsforeyes]

Penis

[amygdalae]

Not on my watch

[skelettes]

[bat-demon]

so THATS what magic missile does

[blaruu]

I got somethins to say

[blaruu]

[fairycoffeebunnycat]

i already fED you

[hiveswap]

IRRELEVANT

[xiaoguiwang]

was watching this video of a person making piplup out of polymer clay when all of a sudden theyre making???? guns????????

[xiaoguiwang]

piplup with two guns what will he do 😳

[xiaoguiwang]

SCREAM I FORGOT THIS WAS THE THUMBNAIL.... N THE VIDEO IS TITLED PIPLUP WATER GUN 😭😭😭

[rongzhi]

Some computer related jobs will periodically send you emails posing as phishing scams and if you open it you automatically have to take a web safety training seminar and I just think they should do that for tumblr except with reading comprehension

[sunsmudge-peachmoon]

#how DARE you say tumblr should send me phishing emails

[frogmunist-deactivated20190724]

Oh boy!! It’s a fucking mystery?? A spooky scary mystery!! Better get fucking Sherlock Holmes on this one! It’s a big fucking mystery, with no obvious answer!

[hopesterling]

This is not a Sherlock Holmes mystery. This is a Scooby-Doo mystery, where the villain is an old white guy pulling a real estate / inheritance scam.

[daddythedragon]

[virgoboy]

that post thats like "you're not unlovable you've just been spending a lot of time alone in your room" is true for everyone but me. i'm unlovable i've just coincidentally been spending a lot of time alone in my room