Trans Nico Supremacy

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[dranktwocoffees]

do i make a pridE MOnth joke or a priDE MONth joke lmk

[itsis0k]

happy pride month to everyone except nicodiangelo i dont like him

[glarello]

hi little meow meow what r u so meow meow for even

[dranktwocoffees]

happy pride i GUESS

[devils-little-sistaaa]

I bring a type of “Nico would gain weight and work out a little every day in his own specific type of way that is easy on his body and ever so slowly build up his strength and stamina again and will eventually be pretty damn buff when he’s healthy and grown up but he doesn’t care about being buff he just wants his muscles to not hurt all the time and gentle exercise kinda helps and he likes having regular stamina instead of being tired all the time” type of vibe to the table that the scrawny teenage Nico fans don’t really like.

[gay-mormon-wizard]

in will's defense, if my boyfriend was obviously in love with his dead best friend jason who sorta looked like me, i would probably also flirt with an empousa in front of him. get some fuckin perspective on who you've already lost and who you might still lose, bitch

[dranktwocoffees]

stupidlangelo sickening sickening

[dranktwocoffees]

no one gaf but i was thinking of brown recluse spiders because uhhh something plague powers something but im very arachnophobic so instead of getting refs i decided to bullshit thru it

[sentient-stove]

while i can understand the angle that its problematic that rr made leo cook tacos in tlh, im also of the opinion that its honestly not that bad in comparison to his other fumbles. the average fifteen year old knows how to make tacos. its a one pan meal if you don’t heat the tortilla up and just cook the meat and veg in the pan. if you’re fifteen and don’t know how to cook at least a quesadilla, a taco, or a grilled cheese, id figure we maybe got a new issue

[dranktwocoffees]

dad said its my turn on the xbox

[sentient-stove]

leo calling women mamacita is actually proof that he’s a he/him butch ‘hey mamas’ lesbian and that rick riordan was too scared to put that in a children’s book series in this essay i will—

[gay-mormon-wizard]

if you see jason grace on the ground getting beaten to a pulp by nico di angelo, do NOT help him. hes right where he wants to be

[rosesradio]

Spider-man!au but its Spider for Spider. Jason is the typical Spider-man, up in the air, lots of webs, with swinging and acrobatics (although he is very bad at quipping). Percy is more Miguel/tarantula-coded Spider. He's big and bulky, he jumps from building to building without webs (just fucking crashes into them and hooks in his claws) but he uses his webs for other things like traps or stabilizing buildings. He is also way funnier; no filter from brain to mouth

i LOVE this version, 10/10 no notes. how would they know each other irl? i’m thinking they go to the same gym, there could be some potential there in that they’re both working out, see something happen outside and then they both mysteriously have to leave even though they just got there lol

[marii505]

something smells gay

[marii505]

i think leo’s not having a fun time right now

[steamypockets]

this would happen 🤭

[sentient-stove]

🦅🦅EXMORMON LEO PROPAGANDA 🦅🦅

-doesn’t like coffee (didn’t get to group up drinking it and can’t get used to the taste)

-never once does a sign of the cross, even ironically (mormons believe that each prayer must be ✨Unique✨ otherwise it is Not Genuine)

-mormons get really weird about premarital sex and will shun single mothers over it

-mormons target disenfranchised people all the fucking time. 100% would’ve cross converted sammy valdez

-mormonism also pushes for rejection of original beliefs and cultural practices. adoption and the foster system also pushes for assimilation, so its just like a tragic double whammy

-it’d also just be really funny. religious trauma and its not even real religion u got it from 😔

[sentient-stove]

Mormons also don’t baptize their kids at birth (instead doing it at 8 years old) so leo feasibly could be an unbaptized heathen lol. dude born out of the covenant and unbaptized 😓

[valzhangism]

frank subconsciously shapeshifting animal features is really fun to me. leo annoys him and in seconds he has angry kitty airplane ears. leo does something cute and frank instantly grows a tail to wag. leo tries to prank him by dropping something on his head and frank's got horns the rest of the day

[sentient-stove]

I do think this new series Rick is sending someone else to spearhead is going to have something that I have seen called the ‘Rogue One Problem’

Basically in the Star Wars franchise, they’ve spent all their time building everything around the prequels and original trilogy. So when you have a movie that takes place before A New Hope, and you can’t have any of those brand new characters show up in a New Hope because the movie has already existed and these characters don’t exist there— it creates a problem with the canon essentially.

A problem that Rogue One solved by just fucking killing everyone who was introduced in that movie.

What I’m saying here is that I’m not gonna be surprised when everyone just fucking dies in CHB: the wild zone. Actually I’m gonna be kinda disappointed if they don’t. Ricky its time to prove demigods have short lifespans

[nicoooooooooooooooooo]

new profile picture drop....

Yurrr it was time for a change