bitch.

im ok

[elpiso]

[catchymemes]

Heat index was 110 degrees so we offered him a cold drink. He went for a full body soak instead

[invader-bean]

he accepted ur cold drink!!

[unclefather]

Huhgggnbv PayPal.me/sierraseybold

[aviaris]

Warning: Reactor Core Temperature Is At Supremely Unsexy Level

[fstw-deactivated20141229]

[nyquilnap]

[emergency-broadcast-archive]

[nflstreet-deactivated20180710]

[discourseful]

[carnival-phantasm]

[weirdness-is-good]

[gayllotine]

when u crinkle literally any bag and ur cat comes Runnin:

[unpretty]

i love cutthroat kitchen but bingewatching makes it really stand out how often alton brown refers to himself as ‘daddy’ and makes contestants wear spreader bars

[dr-hollands-deactivated20190209]

I’m sorry what

[unpretty]

you heard me

[unpretty]

[elkian]

#I CAN’T BELIEVE I NOW KNOW WHERE TO BUY THE EXACT FETISH GEAR THEY USE ON MY FAVORITE COOKING SHOW

[fiskeorn-deactivated20180416]

@genericrevenge

[son-of-maglor]

OKAY BUT WHY THE FUCK ARE THEY USING SPREADER BARS ON A COOKING SHOW??!??! DOESNT THAT MAKE IT KINDA HARD TO COOK???!?

[unpretty]

kinda, yeah

[renthebarbarian]

@datas-vibrating-robot-dong this seems like your speed

[gregorydickens]

That logo looks familiar.

[unpretty]

WHAT

OH MY GOD

[sylveonce]

[onlytwitterpics]

[psxgfx-deactivated20180706]

???

[grandtheft-autotune]

Excuse me?!

[pressure-applied]

[archiemcphee]

[beyonslayed]

I’ve never seen more relatable content in my life omg

[beyonslayed]

IF I ACCOMPLISH ONE THING THIS YEAR IT’LL BE GETTING THIS CHOREO DOWN

[overpricedvodka]

Hello, Police? I would like to report a murder at the White House Correspondents’ Dinner.

Immediately following Sarah Huckabee Sanders’ homegoing service, refreshments will be served in the hall. It’s Easy Mac and dried out rotisserie chickens from Food Lion tho, so…ya know…

[sodomymcscurvylegs]

That was STONE COLD MURDER! LMFFFAAAAOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

[sodomymcscurvylegs]

HOLY.SHIT.

[goodolillinois]

Daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaamn lmfao go in!

[trynpronounceit-deactivated2018]

😏

[habibi243]

[xtragh0stywizard-deactivated201]

me:stands up

my blood vessels: what the

FUCK

did you just do

[local-graveyard]