I Don’t Know

No i swear i really don’t. Please help me. She/her, Minor,

[walmart-the-official]

Hey, don’t cry. Free online database of Japanese folk lore

[bleu-guacamole]

Might I add, free database of mostly European folklore and myths

[bogleech]

A Book of Creatures by @a-book-of-creatures doesn't update these days but is another thing along these lines, really huge, fully illustrated all by the author and cites all sources

[dogpuppy]

[existennialmemes]

[geeky-fuckery]

[humoristics]

The ocean molded this clump of bricks into a rock shape

via

[pochowek]

real life texture glitch

[somethingusefulfromflorida]

Domesticated rock has returned to the wild and become feral

[the-haiku-bot]

Domesticated

rock has returned to the wild

and become feral

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[crowcaws]

Incredible events unfolding on reddit

[crowcaws]

[crowcaws]

I would die for Tessa. I would find her 200 toothbrushes.

[crowcaws]

So it looks like Tessa has been using these veggietales toothbrushes for ages, but has misplaced the stash.

[the-queer]

Amazing go off you little harbinger of morning time whimsy

[the-haiku-bot]

Amazing go off

you little harbinger of

morning time whimsy

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[perhats]

I say shit like "If my memory serves me" knowing damn well it serves the dark lord

[evilwizard]

as any good writer will tell you, there are 7 basic types of story:

rags to riches

man vs man

man vs bee

voyage to meat world

coughing baby vs hydrogen bomb

amateur pornography

evangelion

[pukicho]

If you were to vacuum up jello through a metal tube, well I think that’d be a neat noise 

[luteyandthemermaid]

i beg to differ 

[pukicho]

Then Beg

[one-time-i-dreamt]

A company was putting Markiplier in an aquarium bcause they were going to actually put him in a real submarine, and I had to help him because they were trying to take away his human rights.

[one-time-i-dreamt]

[achillesinhighheels]

[k-eke]

It's time for the passing year!

✨🌟✨Happy new year!!✨🌟✨

Wishing you the best as always, health and success for you through 2026!

Keep it up!

[theprofessional-amateur]

Do we count this as a passive rickroll?

link to post

[swordofwit]

A very important addition from Rian Johnson himself

[one-time-i-dreamt]

Merry crisis

[falungongshow]

Merry chrysler

[cheesy-pot8os]

It’s crimas

[chaimydrink]

[heated-blanket]

Every time I see someone say “what is air?” or “trololol” on tumblr, all I think is:

get off tumblr, please.

[heated-blanket]

you are doing ghost of christmas past torment to me

[oneheadtoanother]

are you lost little boy

[oneheadtoanother]

This is so much funnier than my caption, dammit

[catmask]

does a single vivziepop character leave the onceler BMI bracket or are they all build like garden shed tools

[jellyfishesarecooler]

none of these words are in the bible

[catmask]

oh yes they are