Chalk Dusts And Tofu

Nikki/Xiao | way over the legal drinking age | personal acct | Artist | multi-shipping trash | multifandom

[important-animal-images]

[nudityandnerdery]

New cosmology dropped, we know what's underneath the turtle now!

[owannai]

タンバシティ海岸 / Cianwood City

鍋子さんのポケモン四季の本に寄稿したもの

2012

[mockiatoh]

Saw several people angrily responding to this one & all I can say is she’s 100% right

[despazito]

[dreamsy990]

[inbabylontheywept]

you're not allowed to bring wireless devices into classified areas and a security guy noticed a square phone-ish shape in my pocket so he asked me to show him what it was and i had to show him my can of pocket herring :/

[inbabylontheywept]

artists depiction of event

[ruderubicante]

He wont fucking move because he found a Wimpod.

[bustedlestatdoll]

my mom just had a 7cm brain tumor removed and since she's woken up she's been talking nonstop about this dream she had about going to an art gallery full of colourful paintings by a 'homosexual artist' named klimsdorf who was ethereal and wise, both young and old... at first she was convinced he was a real person but after failing to find him online she's accepted he was a figment of her subconscious mind and is now determined to bring him to life via painting his portrait herself. she's 67 and has never drawn in her life. and now this. blorbo from her tumor

[babyfoxcollectionthings]

[moniquill]

the father who stepped up.

[pepsimansthickjuicymeatyschlong]

[yellbug]

i am so absolutely utterly scared that my insane grandfather in his 80s who runs miles every morning is going to leave me a bird in his will and i am especially scared he is going to leave me a large cockatoo named "captain hook". hook has been trying to make me his child bride since i was like 6 years old and every time i see him again which has only been a couple times with decades in between hook is like "you. it's always been you. ever since you were born i've known we were meant to be" captain hook you are a bird and i am a LESBIAN and i don't WANT an eternal sentinel captain HOOK!!!!!!!

[yellbug]

WAS TOLD AT CHRISTMAS DINNER THAT THIS IS INDEED REAL, AND THAT I AM IN THE WILL TO RECIEVE THE BIRD!!!!!!!!!!!! NEVER 👏 STOP 👏 BEINGSCARED 👏

[yellbug]

okay well that's actually even worse than i thought thank you DAD

[chufflepop]

Umbreon

[surskip]

this is killing me it's so cute

[sunnysatori]

@funnier-when-objectum

[the-silliest-stiltwalker]

[yufy01]

[inthetags]

Reblog and type out which dog breed you'd be, in the tags

[fuckyeahchinesefashion]

OP: For a beautiful laser effect on greeting cards, write with a glue pen first, then apply laser foil. (cr 亖壹)

[nerogore]

DOGBOY/PUPPYBOY NERO IS CANON I TOLD YOU GUYS LMFAOOO

thank you tomio ogata i love you

-> https://x.com/extravirgin_oo/status/1987272042924941372?s=46

[2peachy]

[loveridden1999]

[luntfontanne]

everything is truly so terrible but i just remembered doreen ketchens playing clarinet for her infant grandson and then i was kind of okay again for 36 seconds

[1xtralmillz-deactivated20250209]

I have to reblog this when it comes back around.