hallo :3

i am but a weasel in the vast bowl of soup

[taproot-bread]

You know that weird phase where you are not asleep yet but your mind starts doing whatever and you can't really control it? Yeah.

[taproot-bread]

[taproot-bread]

I'M????????????

[swayerto]

[cherryhatter-deactivated2015072]

KICK THE CAN!

Let’s play the biggest game of kick the can on the internet.

To kick the can, reblog it. I wanna see how long this can go on for.

[visibun]

the oldest reblogs for this post that i can find are from january 2nd of 2013. this can has been getting kicked around tumblr for almost 13½ years now

[nikkybutfromhell]

if you fail once, do it two more times so that your failure is statistically significant

[thefirstdayofhalloween]

Can u believe there are plants that are illegal Plants

[mylourrydiary]

Can you believe there is love that is illegal Love

[w-for-wumbo]

can you believe it’s not butter butter

[tardis-mind-palace]

the fact that Tumblr can fit weed, bestiality and diary products all into one post doesn’t even phase me anymore

[monopx]

i really dont think they meant bestiality

[memewhore]

[spleenyz]

[fallout-lou-begas]

[nikkybutfromhell]

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[nikkybutfromhell]

haha loser

:(

[nikkybutfromhell]

CAT CAFEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWEEWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

[etrangere]

Sorry I’m late I was touching soft moss on a stone wall

[nikkybutfromhell]

[nikkybutfromhell]

uuuuuuugh just got my hair long enough to be able to do it the way I want and it’s about to be Gone again

[lizardsfromspace]

Imagine washing up on Dinotopia and getting a talk saying "unfortunately, you can't escape this island! You'll never go home or see your loved ones ever again" & then while you're crying they say "I'm sorry, you'll just have to live on the island of dinosaur communism for the rest of your life" and you look up through your bleary eyes and go. Wait what

[marlynnofmany]

As a consolation prize for never going home again, dinosaur communism is pretty great.

Bagels and everything!

[nikkybutfromhell]

@santeri-panteri

[thepictoblr]

dude. what did you do. everyone is here.

[3000s]

what the hell did i do

[3000s]

home goods blocked me

[3000s]

they told me to go Home cause i'm no Goods

[talesfromthecrypts]

I’m so good at video games

[nikkybutfromhell]

pretty sure I damn near just got molested

[theterribletenno]

I'm not going to fuck my computer

[nikkybutfromhell]

got the perfect feather for mu nefer then.