human junk drawer

Slowly dying because there's no more Magnus Chase & Wayward Son has come and gone

[hymnsofheresy]

have y’all ever had communion bread that was just so….nasty? like i know we have to suffer as christians, but do we really need to have whole wheat bread as the body of christ?

[hymnsofheresy]

my old church used hawaiian bread. my standards are high

[missweber]

Some old housemates of mine were Syrian Orthodox. At their church different members of the church took turns baking the bread that would be consecrated for the Eucharist. This was all well and good until one woman baked raisin bread. This led to the memorable occasion of a rather flustered priest, who had not seen the bread until that moment, declaring, “This - except for the raisins - is the Body of Christ.”

[shiraglassman]

EXCEPT FOR THE RAISINS omg

[pastel-lavender]

Raisins are just dried grapes though, and wine is his blood so really its like a two in one shampoo & conditioner except with jesus

[biglawbear]

like a two in one shampoo & conditioner except with jesus

[cristalplanetheart]

😳

[savethewailes]

Let! That! Baby! Eat!!!!!!

[adelphicoracle]

Perfect tags

[i-cant-carry-it-for-you]

[lunesuke-deactivated20210618]

Kirby cotton candy

[systlin]

I just jerked out of my midday dissociation and realized that seed bombing a golf course with mint would be the ultimate crime.

Oh my god this is so evil. 

I love it. 

[terulakimban]

Not mint. Native wildflowers. Because sure mint’s hard to kill and never completely goes away. But mint can also be kept low to the ground, and if you turn the sprinklers off and returf, you can keep it in check. Flowers, though? With quick growth, and fast seeding? Plants that have bred themselves for millennia for exactly that soil and the natural local water conditions? Do it in small sections, and start near water features. By the time anyone realizes that they’re the “wrong” plants, they’ll have already flowered and gone to seed, and once that happens, they are there forever.  Source: mom may have used native wildflowers as spite plants before for a particularly obnoxious and lawn-proud neighbor who also lived downwind. Hypothetically, if she did this, she was also 1) a tenant and 2) not a fan of either the landlord or the local HOA. 

[kumabearsweetheart-deactivated2]

It’d be a shame if somebody linked to how to make wildflower seedbombs. It’s simple enough but some folks might not know how but might really, really want to because they’d want to do something they absolutely shouldn’t and so helping them with multiple links would be really bad, right? I am not suggesting you do anything. I’m not thinking of golf courses near me.

[meatthroat]

im flower bombing all golf courses this summer in the name of decolonization

[musterniillustrates]

[glumshoe]

why did we determine that clones don’t have bellybuttons

[glumshoe]

But you’d still need some way to get nutrients into the tube-grown clone foetus? Unless you have developed a process in which clones are grown like Magic Grow capsules where you dump ‘em in a nutrient soup and they just... absorb it like sponges.

If I were growing clones I would simply not give them an obvious tell. I would feed them through an artificial umbilical cord and they would like it.

[theflashisgone]

Given that the umbilical cord and half of the placenta is fetal tissue, there’s literally no reason why a clone fetus wouldn’t grow one.

[glumshoe]

Do you think if you grew a clone through some other means (magic... nutrient absorption?) the foetus would start growing an umbilical cord to nowhere?

[brain-deadx0]

If it were nutrient absorption in a submerged sense then I think the fetus would grow multiple small cords from all over its body to absorb as much as possible from the surrounding area.

[glumshoe]

On one hand I question the science of that idea but on the other hand I am EXTREMELY enthusiastic about the idea of clone babies covered in dozens of delicate feeding tentacles.

[thereal13thfirewolf]

Real life clones have belly buttons because clones are not actually grown in test tubes but are actually grown inside an animal.

[glumshoe]

Yes, but this is about the weirdly common sci-fi trope of clones not having belly buttons.

[loukabloo]

hot take: clones do have belly buttons but they get smoothed over so people know they’re clones

[glumshoe]

I’m going to open a sci-fi clone bellybutton restoration clinic.

[l1984l-deactivated20220814]

percy creates a 'blonds support group' which is basically percy, piper, leo, nico and alex thirsting over jason, annabeth, apollo, will and magnus for three hours none stop

[wannabe-davis]

Bro I hate texting straight people

[sour-tea-and-honey]

[tlatotem]

Mythbusters ended too soon. I feel like The Cask Of Amontillado is exactly the myth they would have tested.

Like, figuring out how long it takes the mortar to dry. Finding the maximum amount of time before knocking down a recently built brick wall. Establishing the best place on a recently bricked wall to topple it and escape.

And then, doing all of that while drunk.

Mythbusters, you left us too soon.

[rabbit-exe]

actually, they made that episode – I have a copy of it in my basement, wanna see?

[tlatotem]

Would I?!

[muirneach]

marvin the paranoid android and eeyore are like... the Same

that’s it that’s the post no i will not elaborate 

[schmergo]

What up, my name’s Hamlet, I’m 19, and I never f***ing learned to be 

[bianxiousdragon]

"You don't have to ask" is such a STRONG line. Why? Because it is Baz giving Simon consent, he's giving Simon permission to do whatever he wants to him. Simon never really put into words what he's asking for, if it's a kiss, a hug, a moment of silence staring at his boyfriend. Baz doesn't know what Simon is asking for. But he says yes anyway. Actually, I doubt Simon knows what he's asking for, but he asks, which is equally important. He needs the reassurance that things can still be like that between them, our sweet dragon boy is scared as hell that he's losing the one he loves, and he asks for permission to be with him, somehow, in any form. They care about each other and trust each other and in this moment Simon wants to know if Baz is still there for him and Baz confirms that yes, he is there for him, for anything, he's still there and Simon doesn't have to ask, as if Baz wants him to be sure he'll always be there. It's a yes without an expiration date. He will always says yes to Simon, and that's what "you don't have to ask" means.

[one-time-i-dreamt]

I was walking in the forest during winter, and saw a wendigo sitting under a tree. I asked it if it was going to kill me. It said, “No, this is just a dream.” So I sat next to it in the snow for a bit and then he said, “The anger in your heart warms you now, but will leave you cold in your grave.” And then I woke up.

[wormcrud]

Well SOMEONE’S third eye is wide fucking open

[nymori]

I love this post so I made a thing.

[oneflamingbear]

Love the post and the art so I wanted to make a thing too ♥️ (This is going on a jacket later)

[one-time-i-dreamt]

OH MY GOD, THAT IS AWESOME!

[whirlwindofashes]

concept:

genderswaped the kane chronicles

i mean Zion Rashid and Cathrine Kane sound too good, you have to admit

[anais-mitchell]

The Good Place confirming that pre-ordained soulmates don’t exist and that Chidi and Eleanor organically fell in love every single time they were rebooted like the Romance of it all is too much for me!!! Fuck soulmates give me two wildly different people who choose to love each other no matger what and I’ll go feral!!

[autisticjoy]

idk what it is about sitting in chairs and having both feet on the floor but it’s so uncomfortable and awful and i’ll never willingly do it if there’s literally any other option