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Just in case you need to hear this, bedtime is not for looking at news. It's not time to watch videos about what's going on; it's not time to catch up or "stay informed". Your job at bedtime is to relax and clear your head and sleep, so that you can be rested and tackle another day tomorrow. That's your only responsibility at bedtime. That's how you serve the world best. At bedtime, relaxing and going the fuck to sleep is praxis.

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"but just laying there doing NOTHING is boring what am I supposed to DO?"

Have you considered the good and wholesome hobby of masturbation?

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Have you considered

the good and wholesome hobby

of masturbation?

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

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What the fuck else do you think I'm doing up right now?

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- me, 2026

#im normal #text post

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In light of Disney apparently removing a trans character from their new series because “parents prefer to discuss certain subjects with their children on their own terms” here are a list of things my parents had to discuss with me as a child because of kids and adults around me.

Why it was very important to remember which surname to use in which streets in Belfast and not to tell people we were half-Protestant, half-Catholic.

What a lesbo was because a grown woman had a go at my mum that she was “turning that into one” because she let me wear boys clothes.

What faggot meant because the first time I got called that by a classmate I was still learning to spell ‘discuss’.

How to break a grip on my arm from being dragged out of the girl’s bathroom because I was a “boy”.

What a terrorist was when I said we were from Northern Ireland.

Why Cousin John couldn’t meet us in person after surviving a homophobic attack.

How to advocate for myself and get adults to repeat themselves because I was “pretending” to be Deaf.

How to dress a cut after getting my head slammed into gravel because I wasn’t a “real girl”.

And I’m pretty protected and privileged so how nice for you to decide to ignore real people because you don’t want to face that they exist.

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cute people will read this

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So, if you’re like me and work in a place with public bathrooms, you most likely have seen this shit before. Some racist fuck graffiti’d up your bathroom with nazi bullshit with a permanent marker.

Tired of this bullshit? Me too, so I’m gonna show you how to get rid of it nice and quick!

The tools you need: A cleaner appropriate for the surface, the appropriate tool to to wipe said surfaces, and the crucial piece: A dry erase marker.

It’s embarrassingly easy to get rid of and is gonna make those nazi fucks upset that we don’t tolerate their bullshit.

Just grab your marker…

…and draw over it

then you spray it with your cleaner and then… wipe

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now you too can use your new-found hack to get rid of sharpie graffiti

remember kids: fuck fascists, fuck nazis and racists, and fuck white supremacy

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[Image IDs: Image #1: Wikipedia text reading: Fourteen Words, or simply 14, is a reference to a slogan used by white nationalists and white supremacists: “We must secure the existence of our people and a future for white children.” It can be used to refer to a different 14-word slogan: “Because the beauty of the White Aryan woman must not perish from the earth.”

Image #2: Inside of a bathroom stall with XIV (roman numerals for 14) written twice in black permanent marker.

Image #3: Spray cleaner, a washcloth, and a expo marker.

Image #4: Close up of expo marker near the permanent marker on the stall

Image #5: Expo marker being used to cover up the permanent marker on the stall

Image #6: Washcloth wiping the segment of wall the expo marker was used on.

Image #7: The same segment of wall, with the section of permanent marker covered by expo marker in the previous images completely disappeared. /End IDs]

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Image #3:

Spray cleaner, a washcloth, and

a expo marker.

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#For future reference