Working Class Heartthrob™️

[northern-punk-lad]

Being prime minister of the uk has a higher regret rate than being trans

So the solution is to ban prime ministers

[catchymemes]

[wumbreon]

May we all know decadence such as this

[memorycycle]

i always spit in my phones charging port before plugging it in

[year2000electronics]

[xinyuehui]

Typical granddad Ye

[snake-and-mouse]

[doctorspaceman]

John Cena in an "I Quit" match at Breaking Point 2009 | The Martyrdom of St. Sebastian, Guido Reni, 1616

[rubyvroom]

[goldswords]

THAR SHE BLOWS!! A LIFTED BLACK FORD F150 WITH TINTED WINDOWS. PASSENGER PRINCESS, GET THE HARPOONS!!!!!

[psygull]

amaury guichon shouldn't paint his chocolate sculptures. he should leave them bare to showcase the material #brutalism

[ihaveemotionalmotionsickness]

[emptiable]

HOT Mesopotamian singles in YOUR AREA !

[mi-ciudad]

due to unforeskinned circumcisions

[wetorturedsomefolks]

love island should introduce a "scheming eunuch" islander who is like a smart and completely asexual islander exempt from being kicked off or being made to participate in any challenges and they're just there to provide advice and be a sort of sounding board for the other islanders when they need a disinterested party to talk things through with. but the scheming eunuch has secret goals unbeknownst to anyone e.g. a cash prize for talking a certain couple into breaking up etc.

[steelycunt]

imagine this heat and you roll over in bed an there’s some cunt there next to you. bruv id be inconsolable

[flowerbleedme]

Well as a "fan" I would be "serviced" by some THEMES AND MOTIFS #themesandmotifs #artwithmeaning

[teratocrat]

girl you would flourish under my dark tutelage

[rimeheart]

@evilwizard

[hotgirlmeg]

sports aren't real and it can't hurt me also england isn't a real place

[grootficguy]

i tried explaining to this girl at a party once how i could be gay and asexual at the same time and it basically boils down to never being into anyone but like once a year i’ll find a man attractive. and she was like “so what am i if i only like girls, and i’ve never found any of my boyfriends attractive and and i just wanna do cocaine all the time?” i was like “you’re a lesbian with a coke addiction?” and she was like “woooooah”. she broke up with her boyfriend that night and had a threesome with two girls in the bathtub. rebecca if you’re out there, i hope you’re going places. well, not far, since you’re electronically tagged. but spiritually.