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began a nuzlocke randomiser run on platinum! all going well

then i meet the kid trainer who says “i’m going to win with the MAGIKARP my dad gave me”

i say out loud to myself “it wont be a magikarp will it”

it wasnt

me consuming fictional work after fictional work to distract myself from the fact that i exist: i can have little a escapism. as a treat.

#...oof

cheese24k

For some reason a bird speaking Japanese is mildly off putting.

> Literal translation

Bird:“ ‘Uhm Hello, this is the Ono family.”

Bird: “What’s wrong?”

Owner: “Abe-chan, you’re a little too early. Once the phone’s picked up, then properly say hello.”

Bird: “Okay, understood.”

Owner: “Do you really understand? I’m counting on you. Hello, this is the Ono family residence in Gifu.”]

Bird: “Okay, I understand!”

Owner: “Got it.”

> That’s clearly some sort of Pokemon.

> Off-putting? It’s like birds were meant to speak Japanese!

> For some reason it’s never occurred to me that birds can mimic languages other than English. It’s so cool, though!

foxymaples

quoth the raven; “moshi moshi”

le-sad-demiurge

Mildly annoyed voice: Hai, WAKARIMASHITAAAAAA!

raikkousaki

the smol,, “doushitano” when he said his line early asndshdakjsf

#everytime I see this I smile

yenpondering

me when New Horizons hits

#Animal Crossing #Animal Crossing New Horizons

mayor-pinetree

Via: Animal crossing twitter

#animal crossing new horizons

bumblebirbs

he’s beautiful

#animal crossing new horizons #I NEED THAT CAT SO BAD!!#I´m very excited about this game ok??

morbidology

Fingal’s Cave, located on the uninhabited island of Staffa, Scotland, is formed from basalt columns within a paleocene lava flow, similar to the Giant’s Causeway in Northern Ireland. Due to the large size and arched roof, the cave gives off an extremely creepy sound caused by the echoes of the waves.

#places I’d like to visit once in my life #so cool

seabasse

jonklassen2

gentlemanbones

dreadpiratecherry-deactivated20

was-fleur-prince-deactivated201

I have no idea what’s going on

pewterkat

Congrats, we have reached a period of time where there is a generation that does not remember the first memes.

ryanthedemiguy

Look, i’ve been on tumblr for nine fucking years and I don’t get this meme. I remember seeing it at some point, but have no clue what it means.

nerdfighterwhatevernumbers

because this meme is pre tumblr and pre-youtube and is about 17 years old, almost twice as long as you’ve been on tumblr the ancient depths of albinoblacksheep will never die

#snaaaake it’s a snaaaaaaaake

tropiyas

gukks

bts’ carpool karaoke a.k.a. baby mochi and papa mochi’s encounter 🍡

#bts #that’s so cute

omghotmemes

Gotta love my mother’s words of wisdom

pondwitch

this is qwilfish, a generation 2 pokemon

im just posting this to say, i have never, in my entire life, seen anyone acknowledge its existence.

not only have i never seen fanart of qwilfish, ive absolutely never seen it mentioned in any kind of pokemon discussion, ever

wigglyistough

good

crunchymaggots

I had a friend who honest to god IV bred and trained several Qwilfish. He didn’t tell anyone about them, you found out because he’d suddenly pull out the Qwilfish team against you when you didn’t expect it.

And every single one of them knew Explosion. All of his Qwilfish were IV bred and EV trained for speed and max damage, they all held choice scarf, and his entire gameplan was to trade KOs with exploding Qwilfish. Their names were ‘So’, ‘I’, ‘herd’, ‘u’, and ‘liek’. The man was an avid mudkip fanatic at the time that joke was relevant, so here you are expecting his last pokemon to be a Mudkip or a Swampert, but no. It’s a Snorlax. Who’s name was ‘QWILFISH’ And his plan from that point out was to stall for ages with Rest, Yawn and Giga Impact. Slowly whittle away at your hitpoints while putting you to sleep with him and retaining his massive HP pool with rest and leftovers. Oh, and just in case you were wondering, this was Gen 4, when the R4 was rampant and everyone knew someone with one, so pokemon with moves they shouldn’t know was pretty common. So once you were down to your last pokemon and on your last legs… His Snorlax also knew Explosion. 250 base damage + stab.

That man was a treasure.