Nika XD

Hey! welcome to my page! How da fuck did you even find me I don't know... But hey! When life gaves you lemons, get some salt and tequila! We're getting fucked up tonight my friend!

[nniikkaaaaaa]

CAN I RENT ABOUT SOMETHING?!

Okay so anyone who has watched Mulan knows the most famous quote Mushu says

Everyone remembers it like this:

"THAT'S IT! DISHONOR ON YOU! DISHONOR ON YOUR COW! DISHONOR ON YOUR WHOLE FAMILY!"

But what he actually says is:

When Mulan slaps him off of her he starts off like this:

"ALRIGHT THAT'S IT! DISHONOR! DISHONOR ON YOUR WHOLE FAMILY! Make a nite of this... DISHONOR ON YOU! DISHONOR ON YOUR COW! DIS-" And then he is cut off by Mulan

Is this a new Mandela effect or not? Or am I just really behind the Mandela effects

[jenny-jinya]

Adopt if you can x Art by me

[dark-waves]

[thenamesjavii]

When you find out your mom is a furry

[moshidreams]

CHOKED

[nniikkaaaaaa]

MOM HOW COULD YOU?!

[iicarys]

why do so many “icarus and the sun” artworks and stories portray the sun as a woman? do y’all know who controlled the sun? apollo. icarus is gay as fuck, y’all.

[jadedsoggy]

Sometimes it was helios, not Apollo. Icarus was still gay as fuck

[cctinsleybaxter]

“Icarus we just escaped prison don’t ruin it by flying too close to the sun”

[Icarus already fucking launching himself across the sky for the sake of some godly dick]

[erinye]

woops

[chesnaughtlover]

Guy getting himself killed to get some godly dick is propably the most Greek thing to ever happen in mythology

[xiggyxm]

I showed my friend this and he goes “Icarus want dat Dickarus

[antique-scarecrow]

this is incredibly grecian 

[maud-kenny]

How can anyone not reblog this?

[nniikkaaaaaa]

Icarus knows dat dickarus lit

[one-time-i-dreamt]

I’ve been a changed person since I found out that all of Santa’s reindeer are gals

[coccineusrosso-deactivated20180]

they’re wHAT NOW

[one-time-i-dreamt]

gals, theY’RE GALS

[one-time-i-dreamt]

male reindeer shed their antlers at the end of mating season (early December), while females keep theirs during the winter

and what do Santa’s reindeer have?

ANTLERS

[one-time-i-dreamt]

I

[nniikkaaaaaa]

MY FUCKING CHILDHOOD IS RUINED!!!

[homet0wn]

[nniikkaaaaaa]

When you're in school and your whole squad shows up

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

everyone tag @buzzfeed to give me a job

[sugarlester-deactivated20190420]

@buzzfeed do it.

[i-am-the-egg]

@buzzfeed do it.

[your-local-trashy-potato-deacti]

@buzzfeed do it.

[almndmilknhoney-deactivated2023]

@buzzfeed do it

[rockfact]

@buzzfeed do it.

[its-vodka-time]

@buzzfeed do it

[fantasyandbadpoems]

@buzzfeed do it.

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

ok i’m going to bed. wake me up when i have a job

[consultingdoctorwholock]

@buzzfeed do it!

[angrykoalaz]

@buzzfeed do it!

[delirialsoul]

@buzzfeed Do it!!

[yourfriendlyneighborhoodhetalia]

@buzzfeed do it

[nniikkaaaaaa]

@buzzfeed do it

[floppyschoice]

the cha cha slide in full metal armor

[floppyschoice]

“sliiide to the left”

*indescribably loud screeching of metal against asphalt*

[floppyschoice]

“one hop this time”

*clonk*

“two hops this time”

*clonk clonk*

[floppyschoice]

“everybody clap your hands!”

*clankclankclankclankclank*

[snakeybones]

Ask and ye shall receive ft. my drunk ass Any other requests? Send ‘em my way! 

[tastefullyoffensive]

[heyytalia]

Todd Haberkorn reads as APH Italy as Strickland from Back to the Future for the Twisted Toonz panel at Fan Expo Canada 2018

For more context, Twisted Toonz is a convention panel series in which guest VAs read a movie script as the characters they play. I’ve watched a whole lot of these panels online the past few years, but this is the first time I’ve ever seen a Hetalia voice in one!

“All right, shape up Mr. Man. You’re a slacker! Do you want to be a slacker for the rest of your life?” -APH Italy, 2018

[nniikkaaaaaa]

Holy shit this is hilarious

[sinistra-orlok]

[we-all-got-scars-again]

IT’S MARCH

[multifand0mtrash]

[magical-awesome-kid]

Uh… It’s still May…

[clowncare]

[normalstuffidk]

It’s august

[storm-driver]

[ireallyneedtojustsleep-deactiva]

We just hit September

[maddsmakara]

IT’S NEARLY OCTOBER GUYS!!!!

[nuocmamboi]

Reblog if you're shorter than 5'8.

[breedafool]

If you don’t reblog this, you are on duty to get the cookies off the top shelf. You have been notified.

[blububblgum]

i’m actually 5’10” but @bubblyernie is way under this (she’s like,,, 4’11) and refuses to admit it so here we are,,,

[bubblyernie]

Okay you sneaky bastard you win this time and I am technically reblogging this rn so gdi but

[nniikkaaaaaa]

I'm 5'5 sooooo,

[hetaliatxtpostz]

Thoughts from @marfacat:

Everybody likes to portray Germany as like this responsible adult but the man is younger than AMERICA and was raised by PRUSSIA. I feel like he’s just super extra about everything

Prussia: Ludwig why are you holding a funeral in the backyard…?

Germany: *solemnly* It was the best shirt I ever had. 

Prussia: LUDDY WHY ARE YOU MICROWAVING RAW POTATOES 

Germany: Only the strong will not explode. It’s natural selection. 

Prussia: I’m back– 

Germany: You were gone five minutes longer that you said you would be. You’re a failure and a disgrace to this household. I had to feed your dogs for you, and I finished all of your chores. You’re tearing this family apart.

Prussia: Jesus Christ I was GETTING GROCERIES 

[takanashiia]

REBLOG IF I CAN MESSAGE YOU 'HEY' AND START A FRIENDSHIP.

[nniikkaaaaaa]

Can I have friends on here too?

[lilboreddev-blog]

reblog if your name isn't Amanda.

[thatblackwatchdouche-blog-blog]

2,121,566 people are not Amanda and counting!

We’ll find you Amanda.

[skadiyoko]

This post is scandalous.

[malevolentpooka-deactivated2015]

reblogging because Amanda cant. 

[comeinwiththarain-blog]

If you scroll past this I am going to assume your name is Amanda.

[stickynotes10]

we’re going on an Amanda hunt

[nniikkaaaaaa]

Fuck Amanda... jk

[avlerie]

doodle of Artie in my outfit for tonight

yes it’s a Sailor Moon jean jacket lmao

[nniikkaaaaaa]

DAMN ARTHUR! YOU GOT SOME PRETTY LEGS OVER THERE! AND THEM HIGH HEEL BOOTS! DAMN SOOOOOOON!

[sonoric]

Reblog if you want balkantalia

[nniikkaaaaaa]

YES I NEED BALKANS IN HETALIA! JUST TO SEE SLOVENIA BEING ANNOYED BY CROATIA AND SERBIA AND PROBABLY EVERY OTHER BALKAN COUNTRY!!!