whatevvs

just another aggressivly sad intersectional feminist

[kushblazer666]

[gunsandfireandshit]

[ishowdespair-deactivated2026012]

[thememedaddy]

[raylangivins]

(three decades into my life) sorry I wasn’t paying attention, can we start again?

[dailyclassicart]

Frederick Judd Waugh - "The Great Abyss" (1909)

[mulhollandrivedyke]

[crustystherat]

Random thing for people to consider is that since Laika is the saint of one way trips should Felicette be known as the saint of safe landings since she did make it back to the ground safely

[somefishycat]

tu LANCES félicette ? tu lances son corps comme la fusée ? oh ! oh ! prison pour les scientifiques ! prison pour les scientifiques pendant Un Mille Ans !

[bug-yogurt]

You can understand the French perfectly fine with only context but the English translation I got still had me floored

[theoneofwhomisblue]

[gayasscommie-deactivated2017090]

[fishthingdaily]

Today’s fish thing is this set of fish glass cups!

[my-dailydreams]

[unintentionalpenis]

[twinkee]

Delivered in discreet packaging my ass.

[wizardshark]

hey whats with that sign

[important-cat-pics]

[despazito]

Another one for "objectively funny crimes should not be punished"

[xargon]

me: yeah so a few years ago someone invented infinite scrolling and really it was a terrible idea

the elf I just hooked up with, taking the lavender and honeysuckle lollipop from their mouth: An infinite scroll... most elfmaidens learn to enchant a scroll to never end before they're a mere 300 years old. It saves on paper.

me: oh see that's just writing, with social media it's really bad, it just leads to people doomscrolling all day

the elf I just hooked up with, spluttering and panicked: The Doomscroll! Be silent human, thou shoulds't not speak the name of that fell parchment

me: oh so you get it

[sibyllance]

if your without and you put nuts on it I don't make the rules snowflake

TRUCK

was made nuts that truck is trans if you got a problem take it up with god

[the-haiku-bot]

if your without and

you put nuts on it I don’t

make the rules snowflake

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[zhoudadudugongjin]

Look I love unconditional devotion love stories as much as the next person, but there's really something so deliciously raw about conditional devotion.

I have served you and I have loved you for decades, but I will not give up my principles for you. You cut out part of my heart and took it with you down that path that you insist on walking, but you walk it alone. Even when the bleeding, gaping hole you left in my chest kills me, I will not follow you.

[zhoudadudugongjin]

me everytime one of my seemingly non-specific homoerotic text posts breaks containment

[inthefallofasparrow]