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mousidy

I just want things to be better for trans women

gouged-doll

resident-idiot-simp

deadlykillerqueen

corvidaedream

imagining a late 18th/early 19th century young lady standing proudly in a fine gown with a labubu clipped to her chatelaine

dogpuppy

I’m panicking why are the Swedish talking about me

eridan-ampora

baby animals move like theyre playing a new video game & havent figured out the controls yet

eridan-ampora

^ just found the dodge button

prokopetz

One of my favourite things in urban fantasy literature is when an author clearly likes the idea of wizard boarding school drama, but wants to avoid getting any Harry Potter stink on them and tries to accomplish that by simply bluntly inverting all the stuff they regard as problematic, and in so doing independently reinvents the X-Men.

waitafrikk

i hate when a book describes a pause as pregnant. get your dick out of the pause

lunyselene

terry pratchett is the only person who actually knew how to use a pregnant pause

7777777awawawa7777777

someone dropped a bitcoin on my head from on top of the empire state building in an act of guerrilla trepanation but since there weren’t any evil spirits in my skull the hole just sprouted a flower and now everybody says i look like a damn pikmin smh

great-and-small

Nice lady at the park: wow your dog is so elegant!

My dog not 5 minutes later:

anais-ninja-bitch

mud dragon

cipheramnesia

That horse is having a great time.

rylandgraces

When the post goes triple platinum in the mutual circle and you have to scroll past the same thing seven times in a row

The Great Gatsby

sorry this was going to be a tags addition because I only get to use my coated pantone swatchbook like 6 times a year when i have a new enamel pin to design, but...