Noah

Just your average comic and roleplay enthusiast

[archive95205-blog]

[shaniae]

Reblog in 10 seconds and $1700 will come your way

[trainhardrunfast]

I have nothing to lose and 1700$ to gain

[yars]

[supersexyawesomeness]

[gh0stb1tesss]

Boy do I need it

[pixelgamer07]

Think we all need this tbh

[emphcriqxs]

Only rebloging because of the dog. He is so cute

[soullessbutsenile]

Just got copics and might be getting docs. I need the good luck to continue 

[sqoiler]

The Boston Market on the east side of Gotham is open all night in the winter. As an establishment boasting of family meals and comfort food, the managers decided some time ago that as a thank-you for the hard work certain people put into the city, they would stay open when it was cold and people up late might be wanting some warm food. 

Anyway, Batman knows this and has known this, and he remembers how excited Dick was when the eastern Boston Market announced their new schedule, and so he’s not exactly surprised when Robin returns after half an hour patrolling by herself carrying Boston Market takeout, but it’s still a little startling. 

“What’s this?” Batman asks when she settles down next to him. It’s a quiet night and this stakeout isn’t supposed to yield any action for a few more hours. He’s been stealing sips of gatorade from his bat-thermos, but as Robin digs out a pair of takeout boxes he realizes just how welcome some food would be. 

“Mashed potatoes!” she says, handing him one box as well as a plastic spork. She pries open the lid of her own mashed potatoes and sticks her spork in the potatoes, setting it on her lap and sticking her head back in the bag. “Say, do you want some butter? Gravy?”

“Sure,” he says, a little bewildered, and she emerges with packets of butter and a cup of gravy and passes them over, keeping some butters for herself. When he’s done emptying one butter packet over his potatoes and half of the gravy, he puts the rest of the butters on the roof between them. She scoops them up and slides them into her belt. 

“You never know when you might need some butter,” Robin says as if bestowing crucial advice, and Batman ducks his head to hide his smile, reaching for his first bite. The potatoes are still hot, and obviously not as good as Alfred’s, but Batman finds himself enjoying them anyway. Alfred only makes them for Thanksgiving, so Batman hasn’t had any mashed potatoes in nearly a year.

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[noahsredhood]

[slavery]

[macbethz]

Fuck I’m at a fencing tournament and literally a minute after I reblogged this my dad told me that he talked to the point people and I’m probably going to win a medal.

[seananmcguire]

BURN BAGEL BURN

[gothiccharmschool]

OH WHY NOT?

[harukami]

I need to follow up to say I reblogged this last night, and this morning I got some of the best news of my life, like, a life dream come true news thing.

Bagel what are your powers

[acabosetotal]

FUCK, I though it was just another lucky meme but LISTEN. Since a week ago I was waiting a phone call to confirm me if I got a job or not in my university. I reblogged this yesterday’s night “just for fun and because I don’t want any bagel to be mad with me”, and today’s afternoon, while I was losing my time as always, the professor I was supposed to work with called me and asked me for my personal information to start working with her.

THE BAGEL POWERS ARE WAY TOO MUCH FOR THIS WORLD

[token-white-friend]

I GOT A JOB THE DAY AFTER MY QUEUE POSTED THIS THE FIRST TIME AND I JUST REALIZED IT WHEN I SAW IT AGAIN HOLY GOD

[noodle-dragon]

The bagel hasn’t let me down yet!

[blackcatgodess]

I got a job offer after reblogging the bagel. Believe in the bagel!

[anayely420]

🙏🏼

[sonsfantasies]

Worth a try lol

[theblizzardsix]

i could use some good news or even a good girl 

[pantspooplover]

Go lil bagle! Show me your power!

[itaachiyama-moved]

Okii then!

[blastlight]

THIS IS THE FIRST THING ON MY BLOG

I GOT ASKED OUT FOR THE FIRST TIME AFTER I REBLOGGED IT

[cuappatea-deactivated20200216]

wait but whats happening with the bagel tho

[dukemz]

It’s burning, as is everything I’ve hoped for whenever I’ve reblogged a post like this

[gone-dw-abt-it-deactivated20260]

I just kinda wanna watch something burn?

[dukemz]

Mood

[rip-paramour]

You guys didn’t listen when I said Bagels hold an ancient and wonderous power.

[teathattast]

Bagel time

[castielismyhusband2266]

I need this

[dwintu]

do it

[robinswraith]

I’m at an all time low I need this

[magnus-chase-rights]

ok sure

[singinginthecar]

while protestors are out on the streets asking justice for breonna taylor's murder, louisville law enforcement has senselessly murdered another black man, david mcatee. he was the owner of a bbq restaurant and he was literally at the protests feeding people when he was killed after law enforcement blindly shot into a crowd!! his family says he was shot while trying to protect his niece!! he was known to feed police officers for free!! he was a good, kind man! say his name!!

[singinginthecar]

[singinginthecar]

important reminder that his murder occurred a 10 minute drive (or approx. 40 min walk) away from the protest sites... in a black neighborhood. his body was left out in the streets for nearly 12 hours. the officers who shot him were not wearing / did not activate their body cameras... so there is no evidence of the shooting. (people have asked for a time stamp for when this happend. this murder occurred on june 1st)

[edit: new information released abt the events of that day says that law enforcement was enforcing curfew and tried to disperse the crowd in front of his restaurant by shooting pepper balls into the crowd... which narrowly missed his neice's head. that prompted him and a couple of other ppl there to draw their guns but law enforcement doesn't know who shot at them first... but david died in the retaliation shots that were blindly fired into the crowd by the police. either way, david mcatee did not deserve to die].

TO TAKE ACTION:

you can sign a petition to bring justice to david and his family, by requesting the louisville mayor to take appropriate action by making sure the killer is identified and arrested.

here's the gofundme to donate to his family.

you can fill out this form to file a complaint with the louisville mayor office.

you can call the mayor's office at [phone] to demand justice.

[leoreturns-deactivated20110811]

I have been waiting all year to post this.

[tumboner]

omg

[merspers]

This has been in my queue for months.

[mcgooglykins]

I missed it last year and I vowed that would NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.

[thatsoundsprettynice]

YES

[xbstnmnr-deactivated20241116]

omg i didnt reblog this last year!

[i-dont-understand-jokes]

Ha! Today is April 25th but its raining!

[noahsredhood]

I'm not gonna miss my chance to reblog this

[theblanddcu2021]

Lex Luthor really did steal forty cakes. And that’s terrible.

[in-fearful-day-in-raging-night]

Bruce doing the typical parent move of calling out every kid’s name before he gets the right one ( “Dick, stop that! Wait, no, Jason, no, Tim, ugh, Cass I MEAN DAMIAN! Stop that!” “Father how dare you confuse me with Drake” “Damian he literally called everyone’s name, and that’s what you focus on?”) except sometimes he does it on patrol, and then the fallout is so much worse. 

“Nightwing, take the left entrance. No wait, Robin, no, Black Bat, Red Hood, Batgirl, WHOEVER YOU ARE uhhhhh *distracted finger clicking* RED ROBIN, take the left.”

“Wow B, thanks for that.”

“Black Bat’s not even ON this mission!”

“Wait, so WHO’S taking the left?”

-

“Robin, fall back and we’ll rendezvous at the docks.”

*awkward silence*

“…..Do you mean me?”

“Yes of course I mean you.”

“B, it’s been well over a decade since I’ve been Robin. There’s been FOUR other Robins since me.”

“…..Sorry Nightwing.”

-

“Red Robin, what’s your position?”

“Uh… I’m standing next to you?” 

“…….Red HOOD, what’s your position?”

“Fuck you B, if you can’t even tell us apart, I’m not telling you jackshit.”

[waterpanda]

Phineas and Ferb: A-G-L-E-T AGLET DONT FORGET IT!

me:

[theblanddcu2021]

I wanna talk about 5 Generations... or Generation 5... or 5G or whatever the fuck.

It's important to note we won't know exactly what it is till it happens. But I'm on the internet and I have an opinion so there. As far as I know the 2 things that tie into the event is Scott Snyder's Wonder Woman story establishing her as the first Golden Age DC hero inspiring Alan Scott which in turn inspires the Justice Society. And the end of Flash Forward had Wally sitting on the Moebius Chair gaining Dr. Manhattan powers.

I'm theorizing that DC is rewriting history into manageable generations. Allowing for longevity of certain characters as well as legacy heroes. I think Wally West now has the knowledge of all future and past generations. And this 5G thing will probably usher in a new era of legacy heroes. There have been longstanding rumors that Luke Fox will don the Batman mantle.

I personally love the legacy aspect of the DCU. DC has many futures of who takes up the Justice League's role after they are gone. And fans love these future heroes and love when they travel back in time to help the League out. At least I do. But in order for them to exist our heroes need to take a step back eventually.

So I welcome the changing of the guard with some conditions. I don't want to see any deaths. These heroes willingly retire. Apparently Selina will conceive soon. So if there was ever a reason to stop being Batman, raising a newborn is pretty understandable one.

Plus I love the Superman Squad from All-Star Superman. The Unknown Superman of 4700 AD. Kal Kent, Superman of the 847th Century. If I had my way I'd have Wally list off every Superman from now till the heat death of the universe.

Bear in mind I am embracing this change safe in the knowledge that the moment a new editorial team is in charge this will all be retconned in a heartbeat. The more things change the more they stay the same. Might well enjoy the change while it's here. Be in the present and all that.

[theblanddcu2021]

One time, Batman was so delirious from coming back from a near death experience that when Diana carried him to safety, he asked “Is that you, Jesus?” while in her arms, with the most amount of child-like innocence and wonder he could muster, infront of the entire League and a few members of the public

@kid-ultimate

[thedungeonofbaddecisions]

DM: Time to get out the Monster Manual, or as some people like to call it: the Waifu Catalogue.

Me: WHAT.

[blimpyou]

Sometimes I smash or pass the whole book

[thedungeonofbaddecisions]

What the fuck guys

[ultimatefangirl-exe]

I like to smash or pass monsters in DnD and Pathfinder books.

[theneverlandpiratewitch]

BugBears are legit.

[thedungeonofbaddecisions]

can we not

[crankywitchgaia]

@celestial-guardian-ragnarok @chika-ann

Smash or pass

[chika-ann]

Heh… that depends… what’s on the list

[thedungeonofbaddecisions]

dogs

there are dogs on that list

you wanna fuck a dog

wait

this is tumblr

don’t answer that

[sciencegenius]

dogs? pass.

Liches tho……. ;)))

[thedungeonofbaddecisions]

That’s actually not a terrible entry to thirst after. I mean, you could technically count it as necrophilia, but its consensual necrophilia, so you do you.

[definitelybeholderrpgideas]

What the fuck

[thedungeonofbaddecisions]

Of all the reblogs and additions to this post, this is the one you’re shocked by?

[definitelybeholderrpgideas]

Consensual necrophilia is not a phrase I thought I’d hear. Then again this is tumblr, so maybe that’s on me

[noblevagrant65]

Hot take: the term consensual necrophilia also applies to vampires, since they’re undead creatures. Wanna fuck Strahd? You’re in the same boat with the lich fuckers. 

However, what I think the real treasure we’re all sleeping on is liches….in love. Just immortal wizard gals being pals.

[thedungeonofbaddecisions]

I am absolutely here for the immortal undead lesbians

[tigressflower007]

IS IT STILL NECROPHILIA IF YOU’RE DEAD TOO??

[thedungeonofbaddecisions]

I don’t think so?

[vriska-coded]

Ok next topic is a dragon and a human beastiality for the dragon?

[thedungeonofbaddecisions]

both are sentient, so its just interspecies sex.

[novas-grimoire]

…I am now reminded of that argument I got into about whether or not a half-dragon would have a cloaca.

[thedungeonofbaddecisions]

[pwbi]

This post is an entire dungeon of bad decisions at this point

[choryllis]

I think you mean legendary decisions

[thedungeonofbaddecisions]

Legendary for being bad

This is not what i expected when i started this blog

To be fair, i wasnt expecting a whole lot when i started this blog in 2014

But it definitely didnt include 10k notes of thirsty monsterfuckers

[the-cephalon-weave]

11 approaching 12 thousand

[thedungeonofbaddecisions]

Fuck you’re right

[scamgar]

ok but can we just talk about abberations cuz like they’re intelligent and adults but their minds are inscrutable to humans. so like does that mean you can consent to sex with them? cuz you’re on wayyyy different levels of intelligence? but also they’re an adult with the capacity to give and understand consent? but could a normal sentient’s mind comprehend consenting to sex with them? help me out here i’m confused.

[thedungeonofbaddecisions]

If both parties are sentient, its just interspecies sex, stop trying to overcomplicate things. Just because one species is better at calculus does not complicate the less intelligent species’ capacity for consent.

[scamgar]

true but in most fiction an abberation’s mind functions in a completely different way from a non-abberation. essentially what i meant to point out was the potential issue of blue and orange morality

[thedungeonofbaddecisions]

Are you seriously trying to start a philosophical debate on this post?

Like, I admire the chutzpah, dude, but it doesn’t matter if one species has a totally alien concept of everything. If both parties know what they want, communicate what they want, and agree with each other on it, its fully informed consent on each side and therefore just regular interspecies sex. Sentience is sentience, even if the way it manifests is wildly different.

[scamgar]

honestly? i was drunk out of my mind both times i saw this post. also you make a very good point and are correct that flavors of sentience aside, as long as both parties are sentient and consent it’s fine. i apologize for drunk me’s ramblings.

[thedungeonofbaddecisions]

… you get philosophically argumentative when you’re drunk? Thats a mood, my friend

[curriedsugar]

what even is this post

[spaceunicornslover]

Not sure. I lost it somewhere and I’m not sure where. Did it change from one subject to another or is it just me not understanding?

[averycuteknight]

D&D logic & arguments

[thedungeonofbaddecisions]

this post is a disaster and a tragedy and the essence of both D&D and Tumblr, what do y’all want from me

[gojirahkiin]

I’m reblogging this legendary post not because I have something to contribute (if it can be said on this subject, it already has been), but because I want to be part of its vast and enduring legacy.

[thedungeonofbaddecisions]

Is this post my claim to fame

Is this my internet legacy

Is there a return policy

Can you return internet fame

[noahsredhood]

I believe you can return internet fame as long as it's within a month of receiving it and you still have the receipt

[rainbowobsidiandesigns]

I was surprised by how many people said this was their favorite. And after drawing it, I kinda get it. It’ s def my favorite drawing so far (I really liked the purple one until I saw it on mobile so hopefully this ones colors don’t get messed up like that one). Thank you to @noahsredhood @codename-redrobin and @big-mom-energy . I think I’m missing some but if I am I’ll add them later. 

Also if you want me to draw a costume hmu here or on my personal @bannedbookreader. The costume with the most reblogs I’ll draw a comic cover for!

[noahsredhood]

This is amazing!

[the-future-now-deactivated20170]

That’s Louis Rossman, a repair technician and YouTuber, who went viral recently for railing against Apple. Apple purposely charges a lot for repairs and you either have to pay up or buy a new device. That’s because Apple withholds necessary tools and information from outside repair shops. And to think, we were just so close to change.

Follow @the-future-now

[dopeluminarydreamer-blog]

Reblog if you:

Have an iPhone and are in need of repairs

Have a friend with that problem

Hate Apple and are more than happy to spite them in some way

No one will know which is it

[weaselle]

This guy inspired me to repair my own macbook. First of all, you should know that I am not… like, I have to look up HOW to look up what my computer specifications are. Tech, that ware either soft or hard, is not a subject in which I experience comfort or competence. But my puppy peed on my keyboard, and I asked the apple store, or the fucking mac cafe, or the godsdamn Computer House Chill Zone or whatever cute ass name they have for their bullshit store, and they said it would be TWELVE HUNDRED DOLLARS TO REPLACE MY KEYBOARD. I’m not even exaggerating.

So I asked the internet, well how hard IS it to repair? And I saw this guy’s video, and while I am no techie, I AM fueled by spite, so I was all “oh, they do that shit on purpose specifically so they can charge me $1200 bucks or make me buy a new computer hunh? FUCK THEM” and I bought all the tools I needed for about $25 and I bought all the parts I needed for about another $25 and I watched a few tutorial videos, and I replaced my own keyboard.

So, once you are doing the actual deed, it becomes pretty obvious that they are finding creative ways to make this much harder than it has to be on purpose. On thing that stood out to me is, instead of all the tiny screws being the same size, there are about two dozen very slightly different sizes. They could easily be all the same size, or like, two sizes at most, but no.

These mother fuckers will take a panel that screws into place and they’ll use a different size screw for each corner. They are so close that you almost cannot tell them apart visually, but they each will only screw into the matching corner. Like, it’s a pretty clear “fuck you” to anyone trying to do repairs.

anyway, this guy is also fueled by spite, and doing holy work, and I have mad respect

[dragonfox-in-a-teacup]

This is awesome. Man is doing good ass deeds 24/7 because he’s giving people control.

[dantes-infernal-chili]

How dare you not leave a link to his channel, this guy is the savior of the modern world.

[noahsredhood]

Is this God?

[ancientgreeksuggestions]

How do I get Aphrodite to come down to earth and dom me (f) for a couple of hours

you ask her nicely

[noahsredhood]

Why is this such a mood?

[illinicoise]

“But if you forget to reblog Madame Zeroni, you and your family will be cursed for always and eternity.”

[spn-fandom-breathing-heavily]

not even risking that shit

[codyslipring-deactivated2015060]

scrolled past this, re-evaluated my life, then SCROOOLLLED back up and hit the damn reblog button. 

[tumblgang]

She ain’t no games in real life so I take her serious all the time

Anyone with a name that starts with a “Z”, ends with an “i”, and isn’t some kind of Italian pasta, IS SERIOUS

I’m not climbing no mountain with a pig on my back, 🙅🏽🙅🏾🙅🏿 Negative.

[skuubasally]

Nope. I know better, have your reblog Madame Zeroni.

[luckytaters]

who the fuck is Madame Zeroni

[saudadesinfinitas-deactivated20]

Look at these stupid children who don’t know who Madame Zeroni is

[drayaintshit-deactivated2019030]

☝🏾😂

[callmedeku24]

Man lissen if you don’t know you better ask somebody AFTER you hit the reblog button

[emeraldmercury]

Idk who she is but I have an exam today so I’ll reblog her

[haiku-robot]

idk who she is but i have an exam today so i’ll reblog her

^Haiku^bot^0.4. Sometimes I do stupid things (but I have improved with syllables!). Beep-boop!

[jacobmick]

Because wise, I am.

[seymonecristina]

Oh fucks no she’s back lmao must reblog. I’m sorry guys

[hnbain]

can’t risk it

[timidrose3791]

I’m not even risking that shit.