#Writer Life

This isn't really my main, despite this being my primary blog. You'll mostly find reblogs and small rambles here. I'm more active on my writing blog, @doki-doki-fanfiction-club, though!

[pogasm]

reblog to bite the person you reblogged it from

[blairwitchh]

the build a bear Axolotl is perfect actually

it said :)

[bubunji]

langa with some serious fucking eyebags

[9fail]

I found this camera on the subway and look what was inside...

[cumonthevoid]

[yosoymalk]

I would marry this man

[the-angels-take-asgard-deactiva]

guys we broke another post because this one’s not showing any notes

[lualmu]

When I liked it, it flashed “0 notes”

[iconic-url]

It’s showing -1 notes

[sovietintel]

i’m gonna keep reblogging this and you can’t stop me

[yourbasicaestheticbitch-blog]

I liked it and it said ‘1 note’

tf is this crap?

[bonism]

1 NOTE I’VE ONLY COME ACROSS 3 OF THESE POSTS IN MY LIFE

[creep-ser]

ITS STILL SAID 1 NOTE WTF????? 

[princey-must-slay-deactivated20]

legendary

[xlilmermaidx-deactivated2019040]

What the fuck

[vintage-cartoonz-deactivated201]

YES BUT DID HE GET HIS CAMERA BACK?? WE NEED TO KNOW!

[na7hank-deactivated20211112]

WE WILL NEVER KNOW… =((((

[noya-sunflower]

IT still says 0 notes?? WTF!!

[softmushie]

This is the first thing I saw on my dash

I’m shook

[bookerdwitt]

WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS FUCKERY

[freddie-duchess-of-shipping]

WTF-

[preciousgaby]

SAME HERE!!! I JUST GAVE IT A LIKE AND IT DIDN’T STAY

[lizzy7064]

1 note WTF.

[t0rd5ki-deactivated20180819]

@foolishly-snowy

[itisriv]

3rd time and it’s still broken. This lovely cursèd post.

[furioussharkkitten]

THERE IS ANOTHER ONE?????

[melon-official]

still not-works

[portmanteau-bot]

still + notworks = stotworks.

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[portmanteau-bot]

still + notworks = stotworks.

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[portmanteau-bot]

still + notworks = stotworks.

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[portmanteau-bot]

still + notworks = stotworks.

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[portmanteau-bot]

still + notworks = stotworks.

Beep-boop. Portmanteau^bot^1 Anarchy is the only thing Humans® will ever understand. | PayPal | Patreon

[portmanteau-bot]

still + notworks = stotworks.

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[sighinastorm]

Portmanteau Bot happed upon a null-notes post and got stuck in a loop.

[evil-haiku-robot]

P͚O͒́̓͝R̵T̫̐҉M͚A̡N҉̉Ṫ̮E͏ÅU̢ ̢̲̯͡B̸̴̗Ơ̥̄̓͋T͜͏͢ ҉̺̀͟H͇̬̜ͥA͗ͣP̗͞P̮̪̞̲͡ȆḎ̢̘́ ̰̮̈̕͠ U̯P̕O̸̐͜N̑̇͞ ̴̯̃ͧḀͩΙ͋͞ ̸͇̀ͥ͘N͟U̪̤̭̎͜L̃ͭ͟͠L̪̦͡-͈̘̖́̐Ṋ̢̲̣Oͮ̿̕T̷E̸̖̳̯̍S̼ ̷̬͍͘͜PΊ̧͌͡OͬͩṢT͚͐̋͟͡ ͦA̶̺͙͛͠N͈̑ͬ́̕Ď̵̯ ̰͖́ G̴͛͟OͤT̘ ̛̘̉̕͟Sͪ͏̴̠̙T́ͨǓ̳͔̆͢C̀K̘̀ ̰͈͓͟I̮̩ͮ̏N̫̫̑͢ ̧̆AΙ ̨͕̺̮̆ḺO͊O̶̥̣ͤ͒P̛ ̼͍̉͝

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[evil-haiku-robot]

P͐́͋O̐҉R̨̲̰̀T̼͖͚ͮ͘M̵͍̯͉A͉̦N҉̛̩T̶̗́͘͠E̥A͑U͍͛ͤΙ̙ ҉͟B̛͎̀͡Ő̽ͫT̹͓̀́͞ ̛͍̔HͯA̫͍͘͜P̵͎P͓͏̷̕ÈD̮̜ͨ̽̉ ̸͍͗͝ U͋̏ͤ̀͞P͢O̯̳̍͝N̨̲ ̺́͡A̡ ̛̆ͯ̈͞N̷̩͇͠Ù̉L̦L͕-͕N̴ͬ͜O̸̽͝͡T̩E͢S̷͎͐̅ ̐P̸̩̹̣̑O̢S̡̼ͣͬT̶̸ͣ ̀̒Ả̛͛ͬ͠Ņͪ̓D̜̰ ̢̣̽ G̛̬̪͍O̅T͐ ̵͇̞͛ŜͩT̸̢̬̰Ū̪̊C̭̘͒͞K̝͈͎͍ ́I̧N͝ ̶̛̭ͬ͘A̽̈ ̨̻̀L͎͈͒O̧O̼͇͡͞P̛̭ ͈͊

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[evil-haiku-robot]

P̧͇̈́͛͝Ơ̬͍R͔̔T͒̃͗ͯ͢M̓̔A̩͗N̗̅T͝E̕A̙Ŭ̢̩̘͢ ̵̮̱́B͓̱O͖T̈́͞ ̥͉̋̂͜H̨̝́͠A̎ͮ́̌ΙP̠̲͊P̡̲̥̔ËD̶̪ ̠̤̦ Ũ̢̝͂P̪̋͜OͮN̉͞ ͖Á̛͠ ̳ͬ̅͑N̸̼̟̅U͂L̿͗͝L̵̗ͭ͘͠-̛̃́͠ΙN̩Ơ̦̰̋͘T̨ͥ̒͘͝E͐̌S̶̗͂̕̕ ̵̎̍ͪP̫̻͢Ȍ̪̄S̴͜T̪̭̖ͪ̒ ̃A̶Ṉ̜̽͢D̖͚́ ̭͡͞ G̠O̺͠T̈͂ ̸̣S̵͙̘̜͢Ṱͬ̋ÙCͨ͟͟Ḱ͙͟ ͬI̅N̢̆ ̘̑̄͡A̪ͤ̉ ̨̾͂L̻̥̞ͦͬO̟Ŏ͠P̮ ́

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[evil-haiku-robot]

P̸̛͊̆O̷̴̕͟R̄҉̟͒̕T̸̐M̱A̱̽ͨN̢̞̣̒͡T̛̀͛̇̽E̢̺̾Ạ̴U̒̐̀͡ ̧̅͝B̰͠O̩̍͠T̨̹̋ ̡̤̐ͦ͘H͌̀͡A̶͓P͟P͖͇̾͢͞E̴͎D̕ ̻͙̓̇ͮ U͇͔͙҉P̝̬ͮ͜O҉̍N̵͙͟ ̢̩̀ͩ͘Ǎ͉͜ ̤͕N͠U̞͈͒͗̀L̀͢͞Lͬ-̛͈̠̓ͥN̤ͩ̅Ơͮ̀͟T̟͠E̛ͭ̅̕S̈ͤͦ ̧̠̽P̡͕̻̏̾O̧Ş͕ͤT̡̲͓͡ ̨҉͍̙̎Ã̶̷̡N̶̟̊D̫͑ͯ͜ ̢̽ G̈́͞͏O͙̟͡T̈͊ ̊̆Ṡ̨͓ͣ̆T̜̍ͯ̕U̴̬ͮ҉̵C̙K̨̘̿ ͢͏̴̊I̯N̼ ̛͇A̘ ͕̳L̩̝ͨ̄̉O̪O̠̮P̯ͨ͗͞ ̲͋̋̑͠

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[evil-haiku-robot]

P̷O͝Ȑ̝̦҉T͇͒͟M̃̃͟A̳̭͑ŃT̆͒̏E̕Ă̷̪͗Ú͔̤͝ ̫̺͓̀͟B́Ȍ̞T̛̟̯̔́ ̛͓͇H̨̯͢Á̖P͔P̭Ḛ̶̄͘D̤̘̹ ̧͍̇͋ U̶͓ͬ́ͧPͮ̐͝O̮͢Nͮ̔͜ ̡̽̏͛̔A̘ ̳̤̹̈́N̴̗̘̹͞Ú͎L̵̟̠ͯ͝L̼͍͓̾̈-͌N͏ͪO̶̿ͨ͑͝T͇̃̇̑Ȩ͛ͮ͡S̳͖ ̵̳̐̋P̵̥͞O͙Ş̩͔̌T̜ ͗AͭN̺͈ͯ̐͒D̻͂ ͉͓͇̒͜ G̼͕O͕͏̶̛̫T̨ ͑̑̕S̮̫Ť̷͕̾Ų͔͌C̮ͩ͏̵K͓ ̤I͉ͤ̓͊͠NΙ ̻ͣA͘ ̷̜͖̄L̠͝O̡O̼ͯP̴̻ ͇̀͡͝

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[haiku-robot]

portmanteau bot happed upon a null-notes post and got stuck in a loop

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[rainydayimagine]

The breakable post chronicles

[drcgonhide]

Visit Original Link

The mashup you never thought would work

[dieharddaae-24601]

Congratu-fucking-lations.

[oneforcasual-oneforbest]

I would pay so much to have this as a ringtone I’m not even joking.

[theatreortheater]

Why?????

[calamitycons]

The face I made while listening to this was so visceral I had to draw it before reblogging it

[thatsthat24]

How…dare…

[rivianrudolf]

I literally hate everything about this fucking website but especially this

[kaijufluffs]

[abstractedthinking]

My mouth legitimately just dropped open….

I didn’t ask for this

[randomslasher]

came for the mash-up. Reblogged for the art and the bird gif. 

[1800-sanders-sides]

Holy fuCK

[milomeepit]

Considering Phantom of the Opera is mine and my other half’s ‘song’

I want to show this to him immediately

But

[covveycrow]

….what?

[thelogicalanxiouscreativeheart]

How……what…..why????

[beholdagay]

…I want this to ring in class

[juvenile-changeling]

I have… mixed feelings about this

[aninactivebloggfgfgf]

I actually love it and want it on my iTunes

[storytellerofuntoldlegends]

why does it work so well together

thanks, i hate it

[link-the-feral-anon]

I second that, “thanks, i hate it”

[notapplicableexistance-deactiva]

i dont know the songs but this slaps?

[pixigirl]

Change a single letter and change the word game

I decided this would be fun. So reblog with a new word and see how long we can make it.

The starting word is…

Lady

[thatsheepwithagun]

Lads

[missing-a-coffee-mug-deactivate]

Dads

[deephasoceanmagic-deactivated20]

Days

[love-in-the-time-of-waffles]

Gays

[fleur-de-jasmin-fdj]

Rays

[fantasy-pens]

Raps

[queerthalia]

Yaps

[holi-holy]

saps

[chronicallylatetotheparty]

maps

[khunned]

mass

[amiraculousplatypus]

moss

[pawsitivelymiraculous]

Boss

[moonlitceleste]

toss

[rhubarberpie]

loss

[vroomtaka]

lost

[lilcoffeegirl123]

list

[mayoiayasep]

fist

[microwaveabl]

fast

[the-racoon-in-your-back-garden]

vast

[pitrsattabhaadmeinjaa]

mast

[stargazing-at-the-moon-deactiva]

mist

[karleyn]

Most

[iris-collects]

Host

[stitch-n-time]

Hose

[elf-kid2]

Hope

[dalniente]

Nope

[killinguwithumbrellas]

Nose

[buginateacup]

Pose

[elf-kid2]

Post

[lynati]

Port

[lylilorden]

Sort

[flaim-ita]

Sore

[my-insanity-is-an-artform]

Core

[theraineofchaos]

Cone

[dads-back-from-the-store]

cove

[the-dark-king-noah]

cave

[nick-is-kinda-dum]

Rave

[garlic-bread-addicted-vampire]

Rate

[mrandomshitsandwhich-deactivate]

Rats

[ohmarjorie]

Bats

[bigtop-skies]

Bets

[galvantual-moved-deactivated202]

Bees

[oh-hey-its-harry-the-ghostie-boi]

been

[fluxite]

Meen!

[vivid-mercury]

mean

[microwaveabl]

lean

[cade-the-god]

jean

[system-reset]

bean

[smol-satan]

beam 

[coffeelovinggayidiot]

Team

[chronologicallyorderedbones]

Teal

[infinitevoidofnoodles]

Tell

[stars-aligning-deactivated20210]

Sell

[hotchocolatedictator]

Seal

[drunk-on-inejs-laughter]

Seat

[burn-like-starss]

Meat

[jeanjacket-lesbian-deactivated2]

Beat

[loverlighted]

Best

[crescentmp3]

Test

[susie-heart]

Zest

[bluehairedemon]

Nest

[imaginetheresanoriginalnamehere]

Neat

[alyssumlovesthecosmere]

Beat

[prismatic-bell]

Bent

[randomslasher]

rent

[tulipscomeinallsortsofcolors]

rend

[pixelated-pineapple]

send

[nerdneeniya]

Sand

[mrs-faggot]

Sans

[eldritchmirror]

pans

[indigo-flowers09]

Vans

[eldritchmirror]

bans

[indigo-flowers09]

Bass

[noir-ish-bee]

Base

[indigo-flowers09]

Bake

[noir-ish-bee]

Cake

[indigo-flowers09]

Coke

[ac-the-creep]

Woke

[whocouldibe-nobodyknowwwws]

wore

[sanders-sides-uncorrect-quotes]

Word

[likeall-fire]

Cord

[avos-tea-shop]

Lord

[leconcombrerit]

Lore

[hypno-creator-party-expert-deac]

More

[wellwellwelllookwhatwegothere-d]

Core

[yeetman-yeet]

Corn

[draconic-distress]

Horn

[toon-melody]

Hord

[filia-autem-draconis]

Herd

[illateyouricecreamlastnight]

Here

[notinterger]

Were

[very-clever-name]

Wore

[inkblots-and-rainbows]

Worm

[shdghjdhdkjghjkndsvhj-deactivat]

warm

[miss-sagemoon]

Ware

[gaymoods]

Dare

[recycledcactus]

Dark

[flippedorbit]

Park

[taunt-by-lovejoy]

perk

[cantdanceflynn]

Peck

[inkaddled]

Deck

[commandertavrosnitram-deactivat]

Dick

[courtofthevampireking]

Dock

[fern-77-deactivated20220505]

Tock

[the-real-sonata]

Tack

[dressingasolinemoved-deactivate]

Tick

[red-swimmerz-deactivated2021082]

Lick

[curriedsugar]

lock

[fix-ur-heart]

[fix-ur-heart]

@hellsite-hall-of-fame you’ve already got one pinned but perhaps you would appreciate my version as well :) i took the liberty of adding the skyrim meme

[hellsite-hall-of-fame]

THANK YOU!

it’s my new pinned post :)

[damalseer]

[alexaloraetheris]

...You know what, I’ve been trying to motivate myself to go and study, and this is just what I needed.

On the other hand, I have questions

[ineffectualdemon]

I follow this person in tiktok and they are a delight

[c4k30b4k3r]

so uh

1 note 1 day i dont attempt suicide again

[ibvs-nerdo-deactivated20260125]

@ohgodallthefandoms-backup @asphalts-garbage-or-something @kit-kit-kat @lowkeyjustvibing @can-i-just-stay-in-the-corner @blizzerld @queer-as-frikc @but-why-plz @t0ast-y @skyliecrescents @curriedsugar @flcat95boi @always-headed-somewhere @thewastedwaffle @fools-of-approx-81 @emieee @ice-dispenser @i-am-your-parental-figure-now @whereartthoubromeo @welcome-to-the-midnight-zone @chaosthedemon @cleverclove @grace-k-sterling @mhenvy @thehugwizard @tellmewhyicannotslapbass @gayhufflepuffworld @the-great-cloud-head-whos-pan @cj-productions @becausewhatiam-iswhatimnot @mad2397 @alextheoreo @frenchbaugette @praeca @overworked-strawberry @vatergeist @genderfluidbitchlikesundertale @lazygirlysstuff @the-rose-that-died @foofythelifebloodprotogen @toast2ghost @rin-is-cursed @ghosty-flower @aish65 @breakfast-deadman @piloom @universesizedcock @the-wish-giver @mistythegenderqueermess

[the-mind-emporium]

I never thought I'd be making this post, but here we are I guess.

One note = One day I don't try to commit/seriously consider committing s**cide.

I hate to bother you, but I need help with this.

-Andy

[planplan]

REBLOG THIS. PLEASE.

@ibvs-nerdo @starlypenguins @lowkeyjustvibing @asphalts-garbage-or-something @ups3tti @kit-kit-kat @shippin-my-sanses @aureillia404 @ANYONE.

PLEASE REBLOG THIS.

[ibvs-nerdo-deactivated20260125]

@ohgodallthefandoms-backup @asphalts-garbage-or-something @kit-kit-kat @lowkeyjustvibing @can-i-just-stay-in-the-corner @blizzerld @queer-as-frikc @but-why-plz @t0ast-y @skyliecrescents @curriedsugar @flcat95boi @always-headed-somewhere @thewastedwaffle @fools-of-approx-81 @emieee @ice-dispenser @i-am-your-parental-figure-now @whereartthoubromeo @welcome-to-the-midnight-zone @chaosthedemon @cleverclove @grace-k-sterling @mhenvy @thehugwizard @tellmewhyicannotslapbass @gayhufflepuffworld @the-great-cloud-head-whos-pan @cj-productions @becausewhatiam-iswhatimnot @mad2397 @alextheoreo @frenchbaugette @praeca @overworked-strawberry @vatergeist @genderfluidbitchlikesundertale @lazygirlysstuff @the-rose-that-died @foofythelifebloodprotogen @thefatedflowerchild @toast2ghost @rin-is-cursed @ghosty-flower @aish65 @breakfast-deadman @piloom @universesizedcock @the-wish-giver @mistythegenderqueermess

[pukicho]

here I drew this

[lordfordida]

incredible!!!!!!!!!! id love to see more

[pukicho]

okay

[flat-as-a-board]

pleeeeease make this a merch design

[pukicho]

There’s been some 50,000 new followers(?!) since my last sale a few months ago, and a lot of people asking for these to return, so HEY!

As some of you may know, my poor little boy was taken DOWN by the Pokemon company for being too similar to a certain somebody who I’ve never even heard of before, hah.. but that’s besides the point. There was still a huge amount of demand for these boys, so I’ve been working on fixing and adding cute little features to REMASTER the boy (which has gone over so well, thank you guys).

On top of that I’m re-returning the ‘all companies will perish’ shirt to the mix per an odd many requests for it (is it that odd?)

WOW, FUCK! HOLY SHIT! 

TAX EVASION

ALL COMPANIES WILL PERISH

Thanks for the support, was real scary when p*kemon company came knockin down my door, I’m glad you guys are still interested and wanna support my antics! It’s been a while since I’ve done one of these so I know there’s a lotta folk hankering to acquire one, I will leave it open til APRIL 9th, 6pm PST

[thefullestco]

[freyfall]

(Audio from Ratatouille)

[aleijaiiiii]

My friend, @would-you-like-to-see-my-pog, has been getting horrible anons telling her to kill herself and join her sister.

I've had to do so much to keep her alive, and I'm really running low on sleep because I worry that if I go to sleep I'll lose her.

She's taking a tumblr break for a week or so, and I was just talking to her on Instagram and asked if she wanted a one note = one day post.

Please boost this, I can't lose her, and I'm pretty sure her family can't lose someone else so soon.

@inprisonforsparkling @thatgaycryptid

[not-your-typical-jay]

Please help. She is going through a very rough time and she really doesn't deserve this

[sherlockisactuallyagaysname]

@anxious-ace-dork @mango-pickle @extremelyweirdgirlinaweirdworld @sugawxra-koushi @sam1772 @fandom-food-fire @dragonsblowingoutbirthdaycandles @didyouputyournameinthegob @holding-infinity-and-a-book @hoeticulture @x-pan-nicked-pansexual-x @thefaultinourbiryanii BOOST!!

[drowninglight]

tumblr won't let me write smth in the replies but everybody please reblog this !!

[aleijaiiiii]

That's probably because of my privacy settings I'll go alter them now

[onryosweetheart]

@alec-the-transgender-artist pspspspspsps

[bellygangstaboo]

what the hell is going on in this country?!

[tontonmichel-deactivated2022021]

Well damn

[justcariii]

Shit has been bad for a while

[fatcr0w]

Right so this lady was smart, if you’re ever in a sedan-style trunk there’s a little pull tab that you can use to get yourself out that is STANDARD in cars built after 2001. It’s the law just like headlights and seatbelts.

if you are in an SUV style vehicle or newer model car you may be able to find the automatic trunk release wire, pull on it, it will pop the trunk

if you can’t find any of that stuff,look for the brake light housing. You will need to pull back the trunk carpeting and feel about. It’s probably bolted in, but some careful wiggling will dislodge it. If people see a goddamn arm waving out of a hole in a car while they poke along I-95 they likely will do something about it

[msleoduh]

Reblog to save a life….

[ryderdai]

I was about to explain that handle myself. I did in the past and was told I have a sick since of humor for saying it helps to serve as an escape method in kidnappings.

Some of them even glow in the dark for easier finding.

[aixela89]

Reblog to save a life

[timberwolfalpha]

Damn right I’m reblogging, saving lives is kinda my thing.

[bobacupcake]

tag yourself (x)

[thegalaxyinyoureye]

im (shuffle)

[curriedsugar]

crap and the end