nobecausecheese

🏳️‍⚧️Al / Cheese - He/Him🏳️‍⚧️ Not screenreader friendly! icon is my art. Asks open for art, headcannons, fics, and moodboards!

[sawed-on-shotgun]

hello my name is Stray Hair snd my big dream is to play the itsy bitsy spider on broadway. doyou mind if i practice on the side of your head.

[cannibalchicken]

he was neither impressed nor offended

[distractionsfromthefood]

[duckbunny]

don't infantilise yourself. you are not a child who needs an adult to make your decisions for you. you are a splendid and magnificent autocrat and you are consulting your trusted advisors. you are exercising great wisdom by inviting an expert to give their opinion before making your ruling. often the path of wisdom is to say "good morning, I'm trying to [perform task] and I have a question about [aspect], can you tell me who I should speak to for advice?" before you do it. sometimes the path of wisdom is to hire a plumber. there are times when you cannot do things for yourself but that doesn't mean you are not an adult. you don't need a grown-up. you need a specialist.

[duckbunny]

this has come up a couple of times so let me be really really clear:

the path of wisdom is sometimes to hire a plumber.

the path of wisdom is always to hire an electrician.

[i-am-a-fish]

I just want to love and be loved. why is lunch twelve dollars now

[honeycomberie]

Melissa for the enjoyers

watched tgwdlm:r yesterday, she's as cute as ever

(reposting to fix mistakes)

[mimosa-sexypeople-contests-2026]

Whimsy is alive and well, I prune it occasionally and put the trimmings in my tea

[joy-and-whimsy-official]

Official joy and whimsy post

[lowpawly]

people foolishly dismiss desserts and treats as having no nutritional value when they actually are necessary for refilling your sanity stat. to prove my point please observe the emotional stability of the next person you meet who doesnt let themselves ever eat any form of dessert

[aangisdead]

sometimes…….things that are fanon………are worse

[wolfythewitch]

Do you guys wanna see the version of bloodymary im somewhat invested in

[wolfythewitch]

Imagine you float up from near death and some old guy is poking you in the face and humming

[wolfythewitch]

Okay wait one more

[antibutch-deactivated20180507]

black trans children deserve safe and kind places to grow up

[the-maid-of-witchwood]

*in first period*

Ruth: hey, dumbass

Richie: baka

*second period*

Richie: oh my god, stop following me

Ruth: I go here!

*third period*

Ruth: oh my god, stop stalking me!

Richie: *offended arm wave*

*fourth period*

Richie: *walking past Ruth* dont trustvher with that, she'll break it

Ruth: fuck off and do some work

(Based on my day from 12pm-2pm)

Yeah, canon. I have zero notes.

[fairyable]

I just feel like there have been enough shows about a white dude

[jame7t]

film bros are really watching “twin peaks” when they could be watching “twinks pee”

[jame7t]

it could cost us everything if I stopped.

[caiabresebun]

some pikas between bigger illus and work

[orpheuslament]

i need (abruptly stops talking & stares at some random fixed point with a vacant expression)

[astrodael]

[prokopetz]

One of my favourite bits of media history trivia is that back in the Elizabethan period, people used to publish unauthorised copies of plays by sending someone who was good with shorthand to discretely write down all of the play's dialogue while they watched it, then reconstructing the play by combining those notes with audience interviews to recover the stage directions; in some cases, these unauthorised copies are the only record of a given play that survives to the present day. It's one of my favourites for two reasons:

It demonstrates that piracy has always lay at the heart of media preservation; and

Imagine being the 1603 equivalent of the guy with the cell phone camera in the movie theatre, furtively scribbling down notes in a little book and hoping Shakespeare himself doesn't catch you.