NoctaVale

I just want to follow and like the things I like.

[everythingfox]

[punkmineral-deactivated20130829]

omfg im laughing so hard i fell asleep on my keyboard last night and i just found this

[gamecubist]

PAGE 1 OF 184

[pau1y]

One entire row of ‘f’s takes 10 seconds to type. There are 45 lines per page, so you take 450 seconds per page. You claim to have typed 184 pages, which would take a total of 82800 seconds, or exactly 23 hours. You are a liar

[mahnkee]

[victoriaringsinyourears]

You forgot that she was holding down the key. This accelerates the rate at which the f’s appear; once the ‘f’s appear at a rapid rate, it’s about 3.4 seconds per line. Also, 45 lines per page is generous - I counted and given that the page is Times New Roman, 12pt font, it’s about 41 lines. 

This means that it’s 139.4 seconds per page, times 184 is 25649.6 seconds, and that rounds out to about 7.1 hours, or 7 hours 7 minutes. 

It’s perfectly reasonable for her to have slept!

[homebeccer]

[someshit-youknowhowlifebe]

A legendary post

[urbosas-bodacious-boytoy]

The lengendary Post Busters post

[sealbf]

I dont wanna fail this class so PLEASE fill in this survey my teammates made thank youuuuu

Purgaphone

[ex-shark-virtue-005]

I found this on Facebook and it's actually super important:

[spoonie-living]

[Image: Tweet by Emily Mullin (@EmilyLMullin) and tweet by Isobelle Winter (@IsobelleWinter), both about the dangers of Facebook’s new preventative health screening tool. Images have been modified for visual ease but information has not been changed.]

Something to know about Facebook’s new “screening tool,” and advice/info that can most certainly be used outside of this specific situation.

For spoonies, the biggest deal is how this data, if leaked, could affect you in professional and insurance spheres.

Here’s Emily’s full thread, which discusses the details of the tool, and here’s Isobelle’s full thread, which extrapolates on specific dangers.

In the end? It’s another data grab. Data is worth money; don’t give yours away, especially not to Facebook.

[savannahgambino-deactivated2023]

[anxietyproblem]

[batmansymbol]

OKAY TUMBLR. IT'S TIME TO SETTLE THIS ONCE AND FOR ALL.

Reblog this if you pronounce “.gif” as “GIF.”

NOT JIF,

GIF.

And here is the link for the opposite.

WE SHALL SEE WHICH ONE PREVAILS.

[jonrkennex-deactivated20140422]

merry christmas to everyone who didn’t get presents today because their family couldn’t afford it and merry christmas to everyone who couldn’t make it home for the holidays and merry christmas to everyone spending it alone i want you all to know that i hope you all have a great great end of the year and i love you all and even if your holidays weren’t how you pictured them i hope you still have a good rest of the holidays and year

[positivelypositivethoughts]

[loverdeluxe]

happy hanukkah to all of my beautiful jewish mutuals

[oceanabylonianshell-deactivated]

Reblog for a miracle to happen tonight

[thehotstrangeryoullneverseeagain]

GUYS A MIRACLE HAPPENED OMG

[thehotstrangeryoullneverseeagain]

THREE MIRACLES HAPPENED ?????

[oceanabylonianshell-deactivated]

A MIRACLE HAPPENED FOR ME TOP. IM HOPING FOR MORE.

[billbenbev-deactivated20200214]

Reblogging for a miracle

[repu-kate-tion]

🤞🏻🤞🏻🤞🏻

[isntdelicatee13]

miracles can happen 🦋💗🥰

[teyzyzyaiiaiiaoa]

MIRACLE💗💫🏹

[ilovethatforyou]

It worked! Sending it on for all of you who need it! Good luck!

[danilikesgirlss]

IT WORKED!! MY CRUSH JUST ASKED ME OUT TO THE MOVIES!! IM SO HAPPY!!

[rebuildthemanor]

I met my favorite actor the last time I reblogged this so LET’S GO AGAIN ONCE MORE UNTO THE BREACH

[japotecture]

[caveisgettingdeleted-deactivate]

Thank you clam man

[nobrainsnothanks-deactivated201]

forever reblog

[thesaltyspice-deactivated201901]

I’ve been seeing a lot of anti-Nazi ones, which is great, but I felt like we needed one to show our support for the Jewish community.  

[bipolar-bubbeleh]

all you goyim I follow - I see you reblogging this and it warms me.

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

<3 HECK YES <3

[everythingfox]

He’s coming to boop you

[dankmemeuniversity]

[metarune]

This is by Dragons and Beasties, pls boost with credit

[windows98-fr]

I recognized the artist and reblogged this version. Please credit y’all

[doctorwho-the-fuck-are-you]

HoLy FuCk

[freaknoid]

1) I LOVE HIS ACCENT. IT’S BEAUTIFUL.

2) PLEASE WATCH THIS. I LITERALLY HAVE TEARS STREAMING DOWN MY FACE. YOU WILL NOT REGRET THIS. JUST WATCH X’D

[hyourinmaruice]

oh my god I cannot breathe

[hivibrations]

I literally choked at the end.

[tooiconic]

“…I’m not sure-”

[greenenvyphotographs]

i’m in tears rn this is the funniest thing i’ve seen all year

[thebibliosphere]

It’s the fire alarm going off at the end that gets me every time.