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[nocturne-va]

Obligatory About Me Post

Uh, hi, I guess? I don't know what I'm doing lol.

Pronouns: He/They

I'm NocturneVA (Nocturne for short), A minor from that one country that doesn't shut up about being free.

Interests: WILL WOOD, Fnaf, Undertale, Webtoon (Reccommendations always appreciated!) Murder Drones, Creepypasta, Will Wood, Percy Jackson, and a bunch more I'm too lazy to mention

I'm religious (Christian Baptist)

Probably more when my brain works lol.

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(Last two blinkies courtesy of @/cheriisoda)

[meladoodle]

im getting a haircut today

[yogurtville-blog]

Which one?

[meladoodle]

strand #1043 its getting longer than the rest

[draconym]

The eye doctor is the most fun doctor you can go to. They never steal your blood. They never make you get naked and put on a paper dress. They're just like, "Can you see these letters? It's fine if you can't, we can fix that." And they don't even spell anything.

[draconym]

[soulren]

“Ghosts are real” I can see how you could believe that

“Ghosts aren’t real” it’s very fair and rational that you believe that

“Ghosts aren’t real anymore” I’m about to hear a poem or very sad story

“Ghosts aren’t real yet” the fuck are you going to do

[r3ked]

[gatheringbones]

tbh a lot of my advice boils down to “hey you know that terrible horrible looming thing you’re doing your best to avoid and distract and escape as much as possible but no matter what you do it just keeps looming and looming and ruining your life”

“just, fuckign, run straight at it screaming.”

[quasarkisses]

i needed this as a background

[spectrexviiii]

[brosser-les-dents]

BRUSH AND FLOSS YOUR TEETH!

[awesomebutunpractical]

"He wouldn't say that" has a beautiful cousin, and her name is "That's Not What This Story is About".

[goatstrogen]

reblog to headbutt prev :]>

[the-meme-monarch]

wow it’s deltarune art. mostly chapter 3 even. and chapter 4 acknowledged

(kid queen is based on some of her concept art :] just thought it’d be cute)

if you ship scc together Go Away 👍

[radishnt]

which one of u was going to tell me that tea tastes different if u put it in hot water?

[mothman-misato]

y- you were putting it in cold water?????

[boimgfrog]

Radish. Answer the question radish.

[radishnt]

yeah??? i thought for like. 5 years that ppl just put it in hot water 2 speed up the tea-ification process didn’t realize there was an actual reason

[boimgfrog]

You dont have the patience to microwave water for 3 minutes???

[catsnraincoats]

[ID: Tags reading “u think i have the patience to boil water wtf ?????” /End ID]

why are you. putting it in the microwave to boil it

[boimgfrog]

Do you think I have the patience to boil water on the stove

[catsnraincoats]

Its takes less than a minute

[boimgfrog]

Bestie is ur stovetop powered by the fucking sun

[catsnraincoats]

How long does it take you to boil a cup of water on the stove

[boimgfrog]

Like seven minutes

[catsnraincoats]

Just stick the mug on top of the stove on medium heat n it boils in like two minutes… less than that is u use a saucepan…

[boimgfrog]

Crying you’re putting the whole mug on the stove ???? On medium heat???? Ur stove is enchanted

[pidoop]

Every single person in this post is a fucking lunatic

[catfishofoldin99colours]

do none of you own a fucking kettle

[angelnumber27]

Bees who ate too much pollen and fell asleep in flowers..,,,,,….. I love you

[the-haiku-bot]

Bees who ate too much

pollen and fell asleep in

flowers..,,,,,….. I love you

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[tlirsgender]

I have just been informed there are scooby doo fans who make the titular scoob shaggy's service animal & this is fun and cute but my immediate thought was medical alert dog scooby doo going RUH ROH ! And it's kind of frying me

[tlirsgender]

RAGGY YOUR ROOD RESSURE

[themanwhooncedweltinavault]

[vulpinesaint]

saying "question mark?" and "however comma," out loud are game changers. punctuation on the go. and it's always the funniest thing that anyone around you has ever heard

[mawofthemagnetar]

What do you mean “chat” is now referring to ChatGPT and not twitch chat? What? What? What the fuck? No?

When I address chat I am speaking to a presumed Greek chorus of real human people shitposting on their lunch break, not a machine that devours lakes to covert electricity into slop.

[m00nbuggies]

hatred, jealousy, and grief

[realm-sweet-realm]

This hits hard. I love your interpretation of Ribbit. Also love your design for Ragatha.

[i-am-a-lazy-mess]

hate when I type :) and this 🙂 fucker appears. Go away you evil soul

[ikimaru]

I wanted to do solo pics for the others too! 👀